Mitchell Cumstein
@pie0hmy.bsky.social
Look man, I’m dumb, but I’m smart.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Now THAT’S a guy
Matt Stairs
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Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
PHI - TEX - SDP - WSN - OAK - PIT - BOS - CHC - TOR - MIL - DET - KCR
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
PHI - TEX - SDP - WSN - OAK - PIT - BOS - CHC - TOR - MIL - DET - KCR
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Career stats of Matt Stairs
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February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Now THAT’S a guy
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
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"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"V is for Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook"
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Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.
Uni Watch and Paul Lukas have meant so much to me over the years. I’m deeply saddened by this news. Just a tremendous community and an incredible resource for the past two decades.
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Uni Watch and Paul Lukas have meant so much to me over the years. I’m deeply saddened by this news. Just a tremendous community and an incredible resource for the past two decades.
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sixers win
October 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
sixers win
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Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Big ups to all the beautiful protestors today. Protesting is cool & good. Most of the ICE guys wear masks because they’re famous in the online piss drinking community
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All for October.
#RedOctober
#RedOctober
October 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All for October.
#RedOctober
#RedOctober
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use take two
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
use take two
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The taunting rule is so bullshit
September 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The taunting rule is so bullshit
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Bruce Pearl retiring brings the curtain down on one of the greatest and most confounding bits in college sports: Evangelical Christian Jewish Guy.
September 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bruce Pearl retiring brings the curtain down on one of the greatest and most confounding bits in college sports: Evangelical Christian Jewish Guy.
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EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME
JORDAN DAVIS!
MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!
#FlyEaglesFly
JORDAN DAVIS!
MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!
#FlyEaglesFly
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
EAGLES BLOCK THE FIELD GOAL [AGAIN] TO WIN THE GAME
JORDAN DAVIS!
MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!
#FlyEaglesFly
JORDAN DAVIS!
MERRILL REESE AND MIKE QUICK ON THE CALL!
#FlyEaglesFly
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Need to revisit this, feel like I messed up not pursuing this, imagine how well this guy is doing right now
June 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Need to revisit this, feel like I messed up not pursuing this, imagine how well this guy is doing right now
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relentlessly advocating for the wide availability of [onions] and the associated bad stuff that comes from the worship and wide availability of [onions], really in a glib way, and then getting taken out by a guy with a [onion]
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
relentlessly advocating for the wide availability of [onions] and the associated bad stuff that comes from the worship and wide availability of [onions], really in a glib way, and then getting taken out by a guy with a [onion]
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Go birds
September 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Go birds
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?
(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")
MAMDANI: Lucas Duda
(crowd going nuts)
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A bit I’m gonna start doing is if I see someone with a Punisher skull shirt or sticker on their truck, I’ll talk to them nonstop about the Grateful Dead until they ask why, then I’ll point to the Punisher skull
August 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
A bit I’m gonna start doing is if I see someone with a Punisher skull shirt or sticker on their truck, I’ll talk to them nonstop about the Grateful Dead until they ask why, then I’ll point to the Punisher skull
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
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Well as a US Senator, my job is twofold. Of course you have to do a lot of fundraising, campaigns are expensive. So there's a lot of that. And also sometimes I go on Benny Johnson's podcast and tell him that I'm too scared to drive into the city for a Cincinnati Reds game these days.
August 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Well as a US Senator, my job is twofold. Of course you have to do a lot of fundraising, campaigns are expensive. So there's a lot of that. And also sometimes I go on Benny Johnson's podcast and tell him that I'm too scared to drive into the city for a Cincinnati Reds game these days.