Phoenix926
@phoenix926.bsky.social
Another refugee from the former bird site. He/Him
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Phoenix926
@phoenix926.bsky.social
· Jul 14
I'm really getting tired of living in interesting times.
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My sister: “So autism has a strong genetic link and four of your grandkids are on the spectrum. Which side do you think it comes from?”
My mom: “Oh, nobody in my family is autistic.”
Sis, looking at Mom’s massive collection of goose themed things: “Uh huh.”
My mom: “Oh, nobody in my family is autistic.”
Sis, looking at Mom’s massive collection of goose themed things: “Uh huh.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My sister: “So autism has a strong genetic link and four of your grandkids are on the spectrum. Which side do you think it comes from?”
My mom: “Oh, nobody in my family is autistic.”
Sis, looking at Mom’s massive collection of goose themed things: “Uh huh.”
My mom: “Oh, nobody in my family is autistic.”
Sis, looking at Mom’s massive collection of goose themed things: “Uh huh.”
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![Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiewqnkcrrc4tgla7j5skyz2djf3mrrvre3577c4xcgzurvq33bw4y@jpeg)
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Dalton Castle on commentary already makes this the best buy-in by far. #AEWFullGear
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Dalton Castle on commentary already makes this the best buy-in by far. #AEWFullGear
What did I do to deserve being targeted by The Onion like this?
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What did I do to deserve being targeted by The Onion like this?
A penny for your thoughts just became a more valuable investment.
After 232 years, the United States has produced its last penny in a cost-cutting move. The last one was minted in Philadelphia Wednesday.
The U.S. just produced its last penny after a more than 200-year run
After 232 years, the United States has produced its last penny in a cost-cutting move. The last one was minted in Philadelphia Wednesday.
n.pr
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A penny for your thoughts just became a more valuable investment.
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/3 I am informed it’s normal to get more intolerant as I get older and I think I am absolutely getting less tolerant of other people’s absolute bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
/3 I am informed it’s normal to get more intolerant as I get older and I think I am absolutely getting less tolerant of other people’s absolute bullshit.
I've done almost this by accident once, didn't know when ordering a BLT you have to select bacon lettuce and tomato. Got an olives and dressing sandwich.
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I've done almost this by accident once, didn't know when ordering a BLT you have to select bacon lettuce and tomato. Got an olives and dressing sandwich.
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![Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreif2hl6u2eqv7rmq27tenpy5s5d7egkhwzvfw4ohpskh67ibuw52ym@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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This is also the reason the abbreviation for ‘hertz’ is ‘Hz,’ as it’s named after Heinrich Rudolf Hertz.
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This is also the reason the abbreviation for ‘hertz’ is ‘Hz,’ as it’s named after Heinrich Rudolf Hertz.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.
October 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.
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This is a speaker, but I wouldn’t put it past Amazon to advertise strategic proximity explosives to the general public.
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is a speaker, but I wouldn’t put it past Amazon to advertise strategic proximity explosives to the general public.
Watch to the end.
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Watch to the end.
Dalton Castle is finally back on tv, nature is healing. #AEWCollision
September 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dalton Castle is finally back on tv, nature is healing. #AEWCollision
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Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
September 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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My super villain arc will begin when train thousands of tiny birds to imitate the sound of a smoke detector that needs a battery change and release them upon the unsuspecting public.
September 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My super villain arc will begin when train thousands of tiny birds to imitate the sound of a smoke detector that needs a battery change and release them upon the unsuspecting public.
Shocked and excited that Statlander is the champ! #AEWAllOut
September 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Shocked and excited that Statlander is the champ! #AEWAllOut
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Cups - Gator Days
September 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Cups - Gator Days
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Caldera
Acrylic on wood; 30x40 cm
#phoenix #bird #birds #furryart #traditionalart #acrylic #acrylicpainting #traditional
Acrylic on wood; 30x40 cm
#phoenix #bird #birds #furryart #traditionalart #acrylic #acrylicpainting #traditional
September 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Caldera
Acrylic on wood; 30x40 cm
#phoenix #bird #birds #furryart #traditionalart #acrylic #acrylicpainting #traditional
Acrylic on wood; 30x40 cm
#phoenix #bird #birds #furryart #traditionalart #acrylic #acrylicpainting #traditional