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Bebe 'Electronic Tonalities' Barron
@phlox.bsky.social
nobody knows I'm a hot dog. She/her. 31.
Does anyone have a milkweed garden bed? I want to start one this year and I'm wondering if I should add a structure to encourage the caterpillars to j-hang nearby, since it's fun to watch them 🌱 any input on what they like would be helpful.
April 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Pittsburgh, there's a federal grand jury that's very active right now, seems to be investigating last year's graffiti case. If you are contacted by the FBI or receive a subpoena to the grand jury, you should tell everyone you know and call the Federal Public Defender 412-644-6565.
March 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Sam Altman has never been more washed. Green text posting to whine about how nobody is impressed by his unimpressive unsustainable software. Too big to be acquired, too shitty to go public, unprofitable forever, OpenAI, I live for this shit
March 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Finally got one of my poems in the New Yorker kind of
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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They just did the "Carlton Cam" during the TV timeout and didn't put Will Smith on the jumbotron to make him do it, this is the worst thing you've done all season @sixersnba.bsky.social
March 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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50 hr season incoming
February 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I know it's not a popular stance these days but I really hate the group of three little old guys who follow me around betting on everything I do. I'm starting to smell like the weird, yellow liquor they drink
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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March 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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also ppl who keep track of the number of sexual partners they have, once they're past the age of like, 22, are weirdos with an agenda.

unless your total is like 3 people that's fine to be aware of it, but once you've slept with more than 20ppl why on earth are you still counting?
March 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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More of this! #TeslaTakedown
March 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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i made a more sympathetic bumper sticker for the anti elon tesla club people
March 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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when I was super young I worked for the guy who booked her first tour and he was like "I made Courtney Love famous, apologies" and I know my bullshit detector has always been finely tuned cause I was like "yo fuck this guy" on sight and he proved himself to be a huge dickweed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 17, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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being alive right now is so stupid
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
guy who doesn't understand weekly pickup schedules and just puts his trash cans out when he sees everyone else doing it
March 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
my bohemian parents: let's keep this archival piece of political art in a cheap acrylic frame in the unventilated kitchen for 55 years

me: im dropping a literal grand to preserve this piece forever more
tax return hit the bank today 💫 gonna get some art framed because, as you know, that is the single most expensive thing a girl can do
okay I used FreeTaxUSA and it was actually pretty easy and I'm getting a fat return because of being laid off 👍👍 only cost me one good Sunday afternoon (a crime in and of itself)
March 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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whistle #art (wallpapers below!)
March 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
tax return hit the bank today 💫 gonna get some art framed because, as you know, that is the single most expensive thing a girl can do
okay I used FreeTaxUSA and it was actually pretty easy and I'm getting a fat return because of being laid off 👍👍 only cost me one good Sunday afternoon (a crime in and of itself)
the last few years this very trustworthy lady did my taxes as an add-on service to some other financial machinations and she cut me off this year and I'm like 😭 no one else (myself included) is worthy of walking in her footsteps. She was so assured and charged so little.
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?
March 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I found out today that one of my friends has been slacking off so hard in one of his jobs that he got another job to fill the time, and then he got a promotion at the first job. I was like, "you are my hero" 🤩
March 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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“limited time offer” yeah dude everything is, it’s called the passage of time
March 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
In a just society today would be New Year's Day. Don't you feel the year about to begin? Don't you see the daffodils and hyacinths pushing up out of the cold dark earth and know something better is coming?
March 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Can anyone on GardenSky 🌱 share their seed starting set up? I have always done direct sowing into my garden beds but this year I want to bring the process inside and I need some inspo for supplies and set up :)
February 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM