philw
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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Not enough credit is given to the safety feature of switching off the lightsaber if your hand has been chopped off.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Not enough credit is given to the safety feature of switching off the lightsaber if your hand has been chopped off.
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I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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Kelvingrove Park, Glasgow
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Kelvingrove Park, Glasgow
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Donald Trump raving about his new friend Zorro Montana
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Donald Trump raving about his new friend Zorro Montana
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Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.
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NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
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Exactly what to do if the FBI comes to your door asking questions and attempting to harass you about a post. I don’t wanna hear shit until I see full identification on camera. And he called them fuck heads and cowards to their faces because he did nothing illegal. 😂 😆
October 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Exactly what to do if the FBI comes to your door asking questions and attempting to harass you about a post. I don’t wanna hear shit until I see full identification on camera. And he called them fuck heads and cowards to their faces because he did nothing illegal. 😂 😆
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Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.
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The standard Icelandic musician bio is “weekend supervisor at fish processing plant / experimental synth composer / deputy foreign minister”
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The standard Icelandic musician bio is “weekend supervisor at fish processing plant / experimental synth composer / deputy foreign minister”
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Ducks are masters of land, sea, and air, truly fearsome
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ducks are masters of land, sea, and air, truly fearsome
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You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
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This dog looks like she asked me if we have smart phones in the north and then laughed at my trainers
October 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This dog looks like she asked me if we have smart phones in the north and then laughed at my trainers
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
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As November draws near it's a good time to follow @remembrancewatch.bsky.social for some good old-fashioned full-on British poppy hysteria.
October 18, 2025 at 8:57 AM
As November draws near it's a good time to follow @remembrancewatch.bsky.social for some good old-fashioned full-on British poppy hysteria.
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When you're so mad at imperialism you can't keep straight who imperialized who
yeah I can't think of a reason roman artifacts would be in britain
October 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When you're so mad at imperialism you can't keep straight who imperialized who
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Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
October 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Feels like this will be a useful meme for the next few years
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you