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Senor Pantalones Grandes
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Took the long way from Twit
SCUL gang. Starchaser. Shadowman. Steamfunk Studios. Swordsman.
Groovalotto. Poly-Groove Records. Red Feather Studios.
I'm so fucking tired.
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doing promo is physically painful for me but i really would love it if you bought or read my newest book that came out a few months ago. i think it’s the best thing i’ve ever made and im so immensely proud of it. simplicitybook.xyz
December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I'd tell him, "Its a stone fairy ring. Sometimes they let you in."
A guy walked by while I was setting up to take this photo and asked what was special about this alley. He said people are always taking pics of it. I dunno, probably because it looks cool?

📷 Pentax LX, 50mm f/1.4
🎞️ Cinestill 800T
#believeinfilm
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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the world has changed
December 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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While some slept in their comfy beds overnight, several hundred citizens of Gaza Strip stood all night in calf-high floodwaters, probably holding their children at same time.

IDF is blocking delivery of 'waterproof' tents, tent poles & any tool or machine with a double purpose.

Sanitation zero.
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Several Federal Court Rulings Have Already Clarified That Any ICE Agent Attempting To Detain Anyone Is REQUIRED TO HAVE A BENCH WARRANT FROM THE LOCAL FEDERAL JUDGE, And Without Said Warrant, Their Actions Can't Be Charged As KIDNAPPING... Local Law Enforcement Better Start Doing Their Jobs.
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Spent this year gambling on my peace, chips all in every bet.

Dropping weight, dropping abusers, and trying to be the savior i was promised as a child.

I'm almost done. Almost out.
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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my kid could be in a dead sleep.
but let me say I've been awake since 6 or 7? she will spring up like the undertaker
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.

There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Okay this is a weird card type and I really like it. I wish I had any confidence of seeing it beyond this one set.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?

Noem: We have not deported military veterans.

Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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HAHAHA! Just seen a video of a Tesla robot grabbing its head and collapsing! It turns out it was mimicking its human operator removing their VR headset!!!

Anyone need more proof that Tesla is built on smoke and mirrors and is a stock pumping scam....?
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Stop printing lies in the newspaper. There need to be consequences for printing lies in the newspaper. He literally says and believes exactly this, several times per day and on camera.
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”

Is this not just theft
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Oh, thank God.
🚨 Today, I formally introduced articles of impeachment against Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

RFK Jr. has turned his back on science and the safety of the American people. Michiganders cannot take another day of his chaos.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Some people get what they need from the world
I pretend I have it, and take another step towards tomorrow
#DontFollow
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Israeli military chief Eyal Zamir says Israel views the "Yellow Line" dividing Gaza as its new border. Palestinians in Gaza report widespread demolitions east of the line, reshaping Gaza's landscape through force in what they call a “second Nakba.”
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Help! My mother is aura farming!
December 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Batma Returns is a Christmas movie.
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM