Hugmonger AKA Temur Schemer
@hugmonger.bsky.social
{3}{R} {T}: Each player may discard their hand and draw five cards. Then Snortshaper deals 5 damage to each opponent who discarded their hand this way. Activate only as a sorcery.
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Anxiety is a monster.... when things go bad you are genuinely fighting monsters, and when you fight those monsters, the ones that drive you into lashing out, to break everything around you because people hurt you... you have to fight them while recognizing that those people are good (1/x)
Imagine trying to have sex with your partner and this is your scene music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6J...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6J...
Eatin Rats!
YouTube video by Edmund McMillen
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Imagine trying to have sex with your partner and this is your scene music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6J...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6J...
Walking through the living room and glance at the TV where they are watching NCIS and I think
"Is that Balthazar from Charmed?"
and then the back pain became more obvious....
"Is that Balthazar from Charmed?"
and then the back pain became more obvious....
February 17, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Walking through the living room and glance at the TV where they are watching NCIS and I think
"Is that Balthazar from Charmed?"
and then the back pain became more obvious....
"Is that Balthazar from Charmed?"
and then the back pain became more obvious....
Reposted by Hugmonger AKA Temur Schemer
I found it…the gender fluid
February 6, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I found it…the gender fluid
Oh heck yeah! I am so excited to see more premodern content from bigger channels. My Wrifter deck is in the mail but wont be in til next month.
Reid Duke vs Andrea Mengucci vs @rebell.bsky.social vs The Prof! It's Shuffle Up & Premodern today!
Watch the full gameplay: youtu.be/lJU8xFfHLkw
#MagicTheGathering
Watch the full gameplay: youtu.be/lJU8xFfHLkw
#MagicTheGathering
February 16, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Oh heck yeah! I am so excited to see more premodern content from bigger channels. My Wrifter deck is in the mail but wont be in til next month.
Lol so is @magic.wizards.com just not going to show off the commons and uncommons from the TMNT set? Arent we like a week or two from its prerelease?
Have they abandoned the set out of embarrassment???
Have they abandoned the set out of embarrassment???
February 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Lol so is @magic.wizards.com just not going to show off the commons and uncommons from the TMNT set? Arent we like a week or two from its prerelease?
Have they abandoned the set out of embarrassment???
Have they abandoned the set out of embarrassment???
I only recently learned about Alcibiades and his amorous and romantic love of Socrates ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
February 16, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I only recently learned about Alcibiades and his amorous and romantic love of Socrates ❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜
Screw Cupid, I am here for the Valentine's Werewolf. If it bites you you will fall in love every night
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 16, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Screw Cupid, I am here for the Valentine's Werewolf. If it bites you you will fall in love every night
When Chainer says "I discard Hypnox" the game has ended already you just havent made it there yet.
Hypnox, Laquatus Champion with graveyard manipulation like Buried Alive and Reanimate was were it was at. Living Death was game ending.
February 16, 2026 at 7:07 AM
When Chainer says "I discard Hypnox" the game has ended already you just havent made it there yet.
I am going to end up calling this Estrodragon so many times lol.
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I am going to end up calling this Estrodragon so many times lol.
You're either Rootwalla or Wallaroot, there is no in between.
February 16, 2026 at 1:07 AM
You're either Rootwalla or Wallaroot, there is no in between.
But Chainer wasn't my first favorite, that would be this idiot right here Sol'kanar. I cant remember if I owned a copy or if my friend did but like this was the coolest looking guy and the fact that he gained life for playing black spells was AWESOME.
February 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
But Chainer wasn't my first favorite, that would be this idiot right here Sol'kanar. I cant remember if I owned a copy or if my friend did but like this was the coolest looking guy and the fact that he gained life for playing black spells was AWESOME.
I imagine almost every older Magic player had a phase where they were practically swooning over Chainer. This was the coolest looking legendary human of his time and might still take that position now, also for commander that is a powerful ability.
February 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I imagine almost every older Magic player had a phase where they were practically swooning over Chainer. This was the coolest looking legendary human of his time and might still take that position now, also for commander that is a powerful ability.
Yall after all the work of having both engine pieces in play AND Flame Jet in hand AND Anarchist on board........ why not just cycle anything to flicker my Pardic Arsonist and bolt you on top of shocking you, effectively adding a 1 mana Lava Axe to any cycling.
#mtgpremodern
#mtgpremodern
February 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Yall after all the work of having both engine pieces in play AND Flame Jet in hand AND Anarchist on board........ why not just cycle anything to flicker my Pardic Arsonist and bolt you on top of shocking you, effectively adding a 1 mana Lava Axe to any cycling.
#mtgpremodern
#mtgpremodern
omg doordash has start spamming each notification rather than sending one per instance and im going to lose my mind
February 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
omg doordash has start spamming each notification rather than sending one per instance and im going to lose my mind
I mean its a ton of pieces but man imagine assembling Anarchist, Slide, Rift, and Flamejet and just paying 3 to repeatedly Shock your opponent and/or their dudes in #mtgpremodern.
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I mean its a ton of pieces but man imagine assembling Anarchist, Slide, Rift, and Flamejet and just paying 3 to repeatedly Shock your opponent and/or their dudes in #mtgpremodern.
I am super excited for this #mtgpremodern Wrifter deck I saw a few times on neon mushroom's channel, lightning rift is sick and I kinda love astral slide. Eternal Dragon being an unlimited supply of Shocks is so cool!
February 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I am super excited for this #mtgpremodern Wrifter deck I saw a few times on neon mushroom's channel, lightning rift is sick and I kinda love astral slide. Eternal Dragon being an unlimited supply of Shocks is so cool!
Well I've done it, I bought into yet another format with my own version of Wrifter by which I mean I removed all the cards that cost over $3 and replaced them with more cycling trash. But the dagon is eternal and shall provide for me.
Also one copy of Rune of Pro white because fuck angels.
Also one copy of Rune of Pro white because fuck angels.
February 15, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Well I've done it, I bought into yet another format with my own version of Wrifter by which I mean I removed all the cards that cost over $3 and replaced them with more cycling trash. But the dagon is eternal and shall provide for me.
Also one copy of Rune of Pro white because fuck angels.
Also one copy of Rune of Pro white because fuck angels.
I have learned that I just have more fun than the people around me in general. Like when I get into a game of magic I am sitting there cackling like a madman, like the only "pokerface" I am capable is because I am excited about everything.
February 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I have learned that I just have more fun than the people around me in general. Like when I get into a game of magic I am sitting there cackling like a madman, like the only "pokerface" I am capable is because I am excited about everything.
lol i was apparently far too subtle most of my life
repost if ur an obvious homosexual
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 AM
lol i was apparently far too subtle most of my life
This is an awesome Klaikaiz video proving the power of Spider Manifestation//Leyline Weaver. I want to take my own deck in a different direction but this was awesome to watch.
Kalikaiz over on YouTube has been using the Omenpaths version of this card in Ruby Storm for a while now.
It's a house in the right build. He 5-0'd with it recently.
youtu.be/F-ULMaaIEtI?...
The in universe version of the card is called Leyline Weaver fyi
It's a house in the right build. He 5-0'd with it recently.
youtu.be/F-ULMaaIEtI?...
The in universe version of the card is called Leyline Weaver fyi
STORM IS HERE TO STAY! 5-0 Trophy in the Pauper League with Ruby Storm featuring Burning Curiosity!
YouTube video by kalikaiz
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 6:42 AM
This is an awesome Klaikaiz video proving the power of Spider Manifestation//Leyline Weaver. I want to take my own deck in a different direction but this was awesome to watch.
Yall the music from Mewgenics is stuck in my fucking head omg its so stupid.
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Yall the music from Mewgenics is stuck in my fucking head omg its so stupid.
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February 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well I figured out the stuff with Spider Manifestation, its called "Leyline Weaver" and yeah won my first game with Fourza aka Izzet Ruby Storm against Mono-Black Zombies.
I need to change some stuff. Anarchomancer not as good for this version, but r/g version might be better.
I need to change some stuff. Anarchomancer not as good for this version, but r/g version might be better.
February 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Well I figured out the stuff with Spider Manifestation, its called "Leyline Weaver" and yeah won my first game with Fourza aka Izzet Ruby Storm against Mono-Black Zombies.
I need to change some stuff. Anarchomancer not as good for this version, but r/g version might be better.
I need to change some stuff. Anarchomancer not as good for this version, but r/g version might be better.
Wait... so not only can I not get cards easily on MTGO but after all this I can't even play my pauper deck because @magic.wizards.com or @magiconline.bsky.social doesn't have my build around card? This is infuriating. I want to test the funny spiderman card on Arena or MTGO and I just cant?
February 14, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Wait... so not only can I not get cards easily on MTGO but after all this I can't even play my pauper deck because @magic.wizards.com or @magiconline.bsky.social doesn't have my build around card? This is infuriating. I want to test the funny spiderman card on Arena or MTGO and I just cant?