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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
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It's almost as if letting the ultra-rich own the entire mainstream press and also all the big social platforms had a downside.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It's almost as if letting the ultra-rich own the entire mainstream press and also all the big social platforms had a downside.
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Rare music hot take: People need to stop covering Walking in Memphis.
The original is perfect. And y’all caint play piano. Just stop.
The original is perfect. And y’all caint play piano. Just stop.
September 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Rare music hot take: People need to stop covering Walking in Memphis.
The original is perfect. And y’all caint play piano. Just stop.
The original is perfect. And y’all caint play piano. Just stop.
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Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.
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Andy Reid: so you boys are going to the college game tonight?
Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats!
Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.
Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats!
Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.
August 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Andy Reid: so you boys are going to the college game tonight?
Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats!
Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.
Kelce: you know I gotta support my Bearcats!
Mahomes: I must witness the child who mimics me. my Other. he frightens me and yet i am intrigued.
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gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden
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Server: a little Quiche before your main sir?
Me: ok, but no tongue
Me: ok, but no tongue
August 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Server: a little Quiche before your main sir?
Me: ok, but no tongue
Me: ok, but no tongue
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men used to go to war
August 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
men used to go to war
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I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not
August 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not
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Mark Cuban’s friend: see any good tv shows lately?
Mark Cuban: what you don’t understand is that for men under 35, Crypto is how they watch tv. It’s how they buy hamburgers. They don’t get debit cards which charge 8000 dollars a year to use
Mark Cuban: what you don’t understand is that for men under 35, Crypto is how they watch tv. It’s how they buy hamburgers. They don’t get debit cards which charge 8000 dollars a year to use
July 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Mark Cuban’s friend: see any good tv shows lately?
Mark Cuban: what you don’t understand is that for men under 35, Crypto is how they watch tv. It’s how they buy hamburgers. They don’t get debit cards which charge 8000 dollars a year to use
Mark Cuban: what you don’t understand is that for men under 35, Crypto is how they watch tv. It’s how they buy hamburgers. They don’t get debit cards which charge 8000 dollars a year to use
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the phrase “the House went on summer break” should incite bloody revolution
July 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the phrase “the House went on summer break” should incite bloody revolution
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it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
July 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
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Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Congratulations to the Babylon Bee for accidentally writing something funny! This article was published a week ago.
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Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz after touring "Alligator Alcatraz": "These detainees are living in cages. The pictures you've seen don't do it just. They are essentially packed into cages. 34 detainees per cage...they get their drinking water & they brush their teeth where they poop, in the same unit"
July 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz after touring "Alligator Alcatraz": "These detainees are living in cages. The pictures you've seen don't do it just. They are essentially packed into cages. 34 detainees per cage...they get their drinking water & they brush their teeth where they poop, in the same unit"
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there is no god and satan is laughing at us
The iconic Red Panda just left the court in a wheelchair after falling less than a minute into her famed halftime act.
She briefly got up, with assistance, appearing to hold her back, before she was eventually taken to the back of Target Center in a wheelchair
She briefly got up, with assistance, appearing to hold her back, before she was eventually taken to the back of Target Center in a wheelchair
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
there is no god and satan is laughing at us
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Idk if anyone told you lately but rhythm is a dancer
June 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Idk if anyone told you lately but rhythm is a dancer
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no one has been such a wet bitch. Mommmmm!
Elon Musk is clearly upset and embarrassed about his spontaneous SpaceX fireworks display, so he posts this. 😂
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
no one has been such a wet bitch. Mommmmm!
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OH IT IS HAPPENING!!!! We are at the end lol
June 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
OH IT IS HAPPENING!!!! We are at the end lol
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Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
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I, like many of you, am not only devastated but furious at the assassination of two Minnesota lawmakers this morning.
This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Democratic lawmaker killed and another wounded in Minnesota in apparently ‘politically motivated’ attacks
Governor Tim Walz was briefed on ‘ongoing situation’ in which Minneapolis-area state senator and representative were shot
www.theguardian.com
June 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I, like many of you, am not only devastated but furious at the assassination of two Minnesota lawmakers this morning.
This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare.
Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.
Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.
June 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Your bill is going to cut coverage for 11 million Americans and it’ll still cost more than universal healthcare.
Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.
Healthcare is a human right, you absolute ghouls.