Miller Low Life
@philadelphiaman.bsky.social
Large and somewhat in charge. If you don't like what I said it's because I was trying to hurt your feelings.
Bubba from forest gump voice: fried shamp, janae shamp, jumbo shamp
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Bubba from forest gump voice: fried shamp, janae shamp, jumbo shamp
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donald trump watching 8MM and screaming "NO!" at his TV when nicholas cage kills Machine
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
donald trump watching 8MM and screaming "NO!" at his TV when nicholas cage kills Machine
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Looking like this at work today if anyone gives me even one speck of shit
December 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Looking like this at work today if anyone gives me even one speck of shit
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it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
it's always 2 dumb bitches telling each other "exactlyyyy"
A fun fact about challenge coins is they mostly function like cruising bandanas. Different coins get you into different room at the smelliest, creaking flesh orgies in Alexandria.
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
A fun fact about challenge coins is they mostly function like cruising bandanas. Different coins get you into different room at the smelliest, creaking flesh orgies in Alexandria.
Throwing this on in the midst of my normal Sinatra/Elvis Xmas Playlist to liven things up a little
youtu.be/kR4a5GSgK34?...
youtu.be/kR4a5GSgK34?...
The Showcase Showdown - Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman
YouTube video by John Amato
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Throwing this on in the midst of my normal Sinatra/Elvis Xmas Playlist to liven things up a little
youtu.be/kR4a5GSgK34?...
youtu.be/kR4a5GSgK34?...
This is what all the girls Gaslight Anthem sung about are doing now
December 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This is what all the girls Gaslight Anthem sung about are doing now
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
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If there only was a word for a governing system in which one set of laws applied to people of a specific race, and a completely different and much harsher set of laws applied to those of another race...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If there only was a word for a governing system in which one set of laws applied to people of a specific race, and a completely different and much harsher set of laws applied to those of another race...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
www.cbc.ca/news/world/i...
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Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Went to a convention and saw Clippy from Microsoft Word. He was signing autographs for 50 dollars and screaming at attendees to pay him if they tried to take a picture. He was really overweight. Watched a fan blow into his cars ignition interlock so he could drive home.
New MAGA superhero
December 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
New MAGA superhero
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These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
It's so funny the obviously senile president is rambling in public about his wife's underwear and a third of the country is acting like it's normal because lead water brain won't allow them to ever admit they were wrong or their imagined enemies were right.
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's so funny the obviously senile president is rambling in public about his wife's underwear and a third of the country is acting like it's normal because lead water brain won't allow them to ever admit they were wrong or their imagined enemies were right.
This Gritty is giving Gerbert
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This Gritty is giving Gerbert
This shirt must cost like $200
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This shirt must cost like $200
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“They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 ‘cause the pattern’s so wild. I want that one SO BAD.”
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“They have this one shirt that costs $1,000 ‘cause the pattern’s so wild. I want that one SO BAD.”
So close dude
December 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So close dude
Zero percent chance this man doesn't have the most terminal case of Gay Face in recorded history. Just a rictus death grin revealing gigantic veneers.
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Zero percent chance this man doesn't have the most terminal case of Gay Face in recorded history. Just a rictus death grin revealing gigantic veneers.