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Tits and Ass
Two mugs of tea, one mug is adorned with a design featuring blue tits the other with donkeys
November 21, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
GUY 1: OK HERE I GO. HERE COMES THE PEE. I CAN DO THIS GUY 1: OH GOD IT'S NOT COMING OUT... THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS PEEING SO CONFIDENTLY... GUY 2: FELLA... WHERE'S YOUR PISS? WHAT'S WRONG? I CAN'T HEAR YOUR PISS GUY 2: HEY WAIT A MINUTE THERE'S NO PEE! THIS GUY'S JUST HOLDING HIS WEENER!
November 19, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In -The Onion
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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theonion.com
Overpaying For The Rest Of Your Fucking Life Why did you agree to pay $300,000 over asking and sign something called an upside-down mortgage? Reference #324192 -The Onion
November 19, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
‘No, Secretary Kennedy, cocaine and bear meat will not be part of the school lunch program…I don’t care who your uncle was, Sir…’
November 14, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Converting to Christianity. Quick question: does the commandment against graven images pertain to my Golden Calf Funko Pop? I don't think God would want me to part with such a valuable collectible.
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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purrinink.bsky.social
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November 1, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
Secret Panel HERE 📱 tapas.io/episode/1645674
November 1, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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dgar.bsky.social
Someone stole my fruit bowl.

I’m peachless.
November 1, 2024 at 7:25 AM