pharris87.bsky.social
@pharris87.bsky.social
I’m a leftist shitposter, part time human
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Austin Powers Operation: Trivia (PC / Berkeley Systems / 1999) - Teach Your Computer How to Shag
April 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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"she's not gonna fuck you bro"

she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
April 4, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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people love to start a Teams meeting two, three, seven minutes early, and it's a real "I'm happy for you or sorry about all that" situation for me, like I will see you at 3:00 and not before
March 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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pirate, who is translating for his pets, who are judging a talent show: that's a no from me dog
March 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Me: Happy St. Patrick's day!

My snake roommate:...Wow.

Me: Sorry, I didn't thin-

Snake roommate:-It's *fine*.
March 16, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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March 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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if you type /pizza in EQ II now, it just brings up a Google image search for pizza
February 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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look at this little guy
February 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Based Hellboy.
February 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Star Trek did say the 2020s were gonna be a little rough
February 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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oh my god you guys, you never told me your mom was in stardew valley
February 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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I went to a restaurant and ordered the surf and turf but they must have misheard my order because it was a lovely NY Strip followed by a horrible entitled wealthy woman lecturing me about how oppressed she is.
February 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I’ll never understand why the Communist Manifesto is so unanimously accepted as the cornerstone piece of anti-capitalist literature when Hungry Hungry Hippos exists
February 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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There’s no room in your Large Pack
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Every day I feel like I woke up in the wrong world.
February 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.
February 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Mormon ISIS is one of the better case scenarios right now
They're going to create lib Mormon ISIS
NYT reported that the number of potentially affected agents is as high as 6k. The bureau has about 13.7k agents total
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Musk has already stolen so much from us

- Grimes
- funny harmless dog meme where it makes a cute face
- space travel being cool
- electric vehicles being cool
- an entire letter of the alphabet being cool
- sex itself being cool

now he's stealing the government, it's been quite an escalation
February 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Good heavens! How did you get in here!? Guards!
February 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM