egregious philbin
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egregious philbin
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hi, my name is parker.
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they could tell because they could see the footprints on the road where he sped up
June 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Guy designing the Nostromo: However many chains you think we need on the ship, double--then triple that number and that's what we'll put in the ship's chain room.

Assistant: Yes, sir. And the chains are dry, of course?

Designer: You're fired
April 19, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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March 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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j jonah jameson was honestly over the line in funding the creation of the Scorpion supervillain. im not afraid of saying it anymore
March 14, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]

email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗

email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals

email 3: god will not forgive our folly
March 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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Team Soros has defeated Team Jesus
February 12, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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you have got to give it up for the crunchy rice at the bottom of a hot stone bowl
February 8, 2024 at 4:29 AM
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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .
February 6, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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folk horror is totally out of control
January 4, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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December 12, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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October 5, 2023 at 7:20 PM