Ian Rodriquez
@phantommaggot.bsky.social
Father. High school teacher. Lover of video games, reading, punk rock, SF Giants, Arsenal, Oakland Roots, GSW, and the Sharks. He/Him
This is the kind of content that social media was made for.
Shout out to the person who took the stinkiest fuckin dump I’ve ever smelled in this bar restaurant
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is the kind of content that social media was made for.
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This man is 54 years old.
![Elon Musk tweet: Feeling extra based today, might regret it later, but it feels so good [gun emoji, robot bicep emoji, sunglasses emoji]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiarktq2xunsptxruomoqogem4nedbskcqccedhejyg2skisyvqgqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This man is 54 years old.
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On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
How Did DOGE Disrupt So Much While Saving So Little?
www.nytimes.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
On DOGE’s watch, federal spending did not go down at all. It went up. But is still led to cuts that closed offices, canceled programs and deprived people of food, medicine and other aid.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...
My preferred napping environment.
An ode to falling asleep in front of a basketball game: defector.com/an-ode-to-fa...
An Ode To Falling Asleep In Front Of A Basketball Game | Defector
In Defector’s 2025 annual report, our business guy Jasper Wang wrote, “When we started the company, a big chunk of our staffers were in their 20s, bestowing large portions of our editorial output with...
defector.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My preferred napping environment.
Love the #EastBayGoooner community.
December 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Love the #EastBayGoooner community.
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The President got all dolled up and went on TV to angrily tell everyone that their economic concerns are fake
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The President got all dolled up and went on TV to angrily tell everyone that their economic concerns are fake
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Propping Trump up in front of some uniformed troops and like Jenny McCarthy for some reason to sign the Prosperity And Excellence Act, which mandates that vehicular homicide is legal and retroactively awards him an Emmy and a Stanley Cup. He starts talking about how Bette Midler "really went down."
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Propping Trump up in front of some uniformed troops and like Jenny McCarthy for some reason to sign the Prosperity And Excellence Act, which mandates that vehicular homicide is legal and retroactively awards him an Emmy and a Stanley Cup. He starts talking about how Bette Midler "really went down."
The Raiders are awful.
December 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Raiders are awful.
That amount of physicality that Newcastle are allowed is insane.
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
That amount of physicality that Newcastle are allowed is insane.
I’m sorry, but this just too much football.
No midweek breaks until Feb?:
December
20 Eve A PL
23 Palace H CC
27 Brighton H PL
30 Villa H PL
January
3 Bou'mouth A PL
8 L'pool H PL
11 Pompey FA
14 CC semi?
17 Forest A PL
20 Inter A CL
25 Man U H PL
28 Kairat H CL
31 Leeds A PL
February
3 Feb CC semi?
7 Feb Sun H PL
11 Feb Bre A PL
14 Feb FA
December
20 Eve A PL
23 Palace H CC
27 Brighton H PL
30 Villa H PL
January
3 Bou'mouth A PL
8 L'pool H PL
11 Pompey FA
14 CC semi?
17 Forest A PL
20 Inter A CL
25 Man U H PL
28 Kairat H CL
31 Leeds A PL
February
3 Feb CC semi?
7 Feb Sun H PL
11 Feb Bre A PL
14 Feb FA
a man in a purple suit is standing in front of a row of metal poles with plates on them
ALT: a man in a purple suit is standing in front of a row of metal poles with plates on them
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’m sorry, but this just too much football.
I got suckered in by the Netflix show…but I am happy for Sunderland this season.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I got suckered in by the Netflix show…but I am happy for Sunderland this season.
@arsenalvisionpodcast.com stock falling to martinelli’s headers.
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
@arsenalvisionpodcast.com stock falling to martinelli’s headers.
Boring match is boring.
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Boring match is boring.
“You have the right free speech…as long as you’re not dumb enough to actually try it” - Joe Strummer
SCOOP: Trump Admin Is Preparing to Revoke Visas of Critics of Elon Musk’s Twitter
Trump officials are considering revoking the visas of former European Union Commissioner Thierry Breton and Imran Ahmed, @premthakker.bsky.social and @swin24.bsky.social report.
Read:
zeteo.com/p/trump-revo...
Trump officials are considering revoking the visas of former European Union Commissioner Thierry Breton and Imran Ahmed, @premthakker.bsky.social and @swin24.bsky.social report.
Read:
zeteo.com/p/trump-revo...
SCOOP: Trump Admin Is Preparing to Revoke Visas of Critics of Elon Musk’s Twitter
Trump officials are considering revoking the visas of former European Union Commissioner Thierry Breton and Imran Ahmed, of the Center for Countering Digital Hate.
zeteo.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
“You have the right free speech…as long as you’re not dumb enough to actually try it” - Joe Strummer
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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China was the largest export market for American farmers in 2024. They bought 27 metric tons of soybeans last year. They stopped buying in 2025 when Trump started his trade war. These are simple, obvious, basic facts. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Leavitt: "President Trump convinced President Xi to continue purchasing again American soybeans, which is something China wasn't doing under the last administration because they had no respect for President Biden or the country at the time."
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
China was the largest export market for American farmers in 2024. They bought 27 metric tons of soybeans last year. They stopped buying in 2025 when Trump started his trade war. These are simple, obvious, basic facts. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
Gabe Kapler is all over this.
December 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Gabe Kapler is all over this.
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The January 6th pipe bomber has told investigators that he was motivated by conspiracy theories that Trump won the election. So why does it feel like he was motivated by DEI and abundance liberalism?
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The January 6th pipe bomber has told investigators that he was motivated by conspiracy theories that Trump won the election. So why does it feel like he was motivated by DEI and abundance liberalism?
On what should be a good day for them, FIFA can’t help but remind the world what a repugnant and ghoulish organization it is.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I know nothing about anything.
Merino the Striker turning back into a pumpkin.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I know nothing about anything.