Dirk (he/they/fae)
@pfdiva.bsky.social
I'm tired. I'm black, mentally ill with chronic pain and forever about 2 seconds from throwing my head back and shrieking like the hounds of hell are on my ass.
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...I can't believe professional wrestling is a Homestuck.
December 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
...I can't believe professional wrestling is a Homestuck.
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“Disney is investing $1 Billion into Sora”
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Disney is investing $1 Billion into Sora”
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
Yes I know, otherwise why would there have be FOUR Kingdom Hearts games
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Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Get a heated toilet seat they said.
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
It's the best thing ever they said.
#FridayVibes 😼
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
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manifesting:
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🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
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🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Girl who only cums when the DVD logo hits the corner of the screen.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Girl who only cums when the DVD logo hits the corner of the screen.
@redtailedhawk90.bsky.social @lotsadeer.bsky.social @jadeoxfordrose.bsky.social And I can't remember August's bsky, but have an AOE. XDD
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@redtailedhawk90.bsky.social @lotsadeer.bsky.social @jadeoxfordrose.bsky.social And I can't remember August's bsky, but have an AOE. XDD
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evil wizard who specializes in transformation magic is perpetually frustrated because everyone he transforms for nefarious reasons immediately cums and it's starting to make him feel really weird about it
December 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
evil wizard who specializes in transformation magic is perpetually frustrated because everyone he transforms for nefarious reasons immediately cums and it's starting to make him feel really weird about it
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
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Scenes from dnd this week
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Scenes from dnd this week
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{All good hornyposting sounds like deranged mad theology.}
Elden Ring hornyposting that also sounds like deranged mad theology
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
{All good hornyposting sounds like deranged mad theology.}
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Now normally I would not dare besmirch the legacy of a proud patriarch such as yourself, especially during a season of giving so pockmarked by mourning.
But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.
But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Now normally I would not dare besmirch the legacy of a proud patriarch such as yourself, especially during a season of giving so pockmarked by mourning.
But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.
But nonetheless I have begun to question whether the death of dear Grandma may in fact be more than the random Yuletide calamity it appears to be.
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
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A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
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Somehow I've yet to post my Ash cosplay over here??! One of my top favorite builds possibly ever! @kierongillen.bsky.social and @stephaniehans.bsky.social truly have my heart with Die - if you haven't read it yet, you gotta get on that and then jump into Die (Loaded) 😍💖
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Somehow I've yet to post my Ash cosplay over here??! One of my top favorite builds possibly ever! @kierongillen.bsky.social and @stephaniehans.bsky.social truly have my heart with Die - if you haven't read it yet, you gotta get on that and then jump into Die (Loaded) 😍💖
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it's very hard to give a succinct elevator pitch of MetaFiction but one of my favorite things about it is that every playbook has a unique Story Move, a move you can pop at no cost (generally once per session) that lets you do something powerful and fun. here are some of them in no particular order
May 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it's very hard to give a succinct elevator pitch of MetaFiction but one of my favorite things about it is that every playbook has a unique Story Move, a move you can pop at no cost (generally once per session) that lets you do something powerful and fun. here are some of them in no particular order
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In a shocking 5-4 decision:
- Die Hard is, once & for all, a sandwich
- It is now legal to marry a hot dog
- LGBTQIA+ people are classified as Christmas movies
- Justice clerks are no longer appointed for life; current one is fired
- Die Hard is, once & for all, a sandwich
- It is now legal to marry a hot dog
- LGBTQIA+ people are classified as Christmas movies
- Justice clerks are no longer appointed for life; current one is fired
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
In a shocking 5-4 decision:
- Die Hard is, once & for all, a sandwich
- It is now legal to marry a hot dog
- LGBTQIA+ people are classified as Christmas movies
- Justice clerks are no longer appointed for life; current one is fired
- Die Hard is, once & for all, a sandwich
- It is now legal to marry a hot dog
- LGBTQIA+ people are classified as Christmas movies
- Justice clerks are no longer appointed for life; current one is fired
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.