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Byzan-Teen, the Lean Peen Queen
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🔞NSFW/Writing Account for (most of) the Swarm System. Expect dubcon, inhuman fucking, mind control, and gay shit. Call me Byz, She/They, 25.🔞
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You all love Byz and her Wacky Bestiality Antics.
If goddesses aren't supposed to be fetishized then why do they have butts.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
One of the funniest parts of Foalka as an oc is that she was canonically around during the Interregnum and it's arguably the most important period of her life but I can't make her in Elder Scrolls Online, which takes place at that time, because she'd unambiguously be a villain.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Which characters in each Danganronpa game would be the ones to give their holes up to Monokuma first? — DR1 - Kyoko would be the most whorish but I don't think she'd be first, probably Sayaka

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November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Opinion on Leucochloridium? — Took me a bit to come around to them but now I love them! tetratto.com/post/2494628...
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November 19, 2025 at 9:17 AM
So I just finished my Dawnguard replay and:

I want Foalka and Serana to have an unhealthy, functionally abusive relationship because Foalka is basically everything bad about Harkon and more, except she's not omnicidally stupid and she doesn't personally hate Serana.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Not a question, but im a longtime lurker and I love your stuff. Youve given me so many kinks and I just think you s — Aww, thank you! I always love hearing this. tetratto.com/post/2489106...
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November 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Alright smart girl, who among the Hundred Line cast is a dogLOVER. Like proper "I would marry a husky" — Darumi 100% tetratto.com/post/2485318...
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November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Who among the Hundred Line cast do you think would be a dogfucker? — The better question is, who wouldn't be. (Takemaru, probably). tetratto.com/post/2485118...
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November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Thoughts on vore? — Oh hey speaking of kinks I'm into but don't post about - I'm not very into vore. But sometimes the right thing hits. tetratto.com/post/2484968...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Do you have any kinks that you're into but never post about? — I try to post about all of my kinks somewhere but I have so many and of such varying degrees of intensity. So, statis tetratto.com/post/2484959...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Rimming dogs imo — So true beastie tetratto.com/post/2484956...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What danganronpa girl would send unsolicited dick pics — Genuinely every single V3 girl except maybe Maki.

Everyone else is a total sexual harasser. tetratto.com/post/2484951...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Do you like Darumi Amemiya? — I love her. She is not narratively my favorite Hundred Line character but spiritually and emotionally she is. tetratto.com/post/2484947...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Who among the DR2 cast do you think would openly fuck dogs? And who among them would be secretly into it? — Sonia would be a proud dogfucker, Akane wouldn't know it's something you're supposed to hide, and Chiaki wouldn't adv tetratto.com/post/2484944...
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November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
what if you saw a big frog — I could really go for a big raw frog right now. tetratto.com/post/2482738...
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November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
how much like, world building do you do with some of the ideas? sometimes I like to try and build around a particul — It varies from idea to idea. Some are only as fleshed out as the sentence or two I post. Some have hours of discord c tetratto.com/post/2482674...
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November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
are you into scat at all? — Not at all. It is probably the single biggest "not even in fiction" kink for me. No hate! Just firmly not my domain. tetratto.com/post/2482668...
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November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Party girl who drastically misunderstands the "coke and mentos" trick
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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can't trust any of you motherfuckers so i made my own
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
who would be the hottest Hundred Line character to get massively pregnant and lose all sense of bladder control as — Kurara in an embarrassing sense, Hiruko in a "she'd still own it" sense. She'd piss on the floor and make you feel li tetratto.com/post/2482447...
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November 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Would you ever collaborate with another writer? — Absolutely! I've wanted to for ages. tetratto.com/post/2481797...
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November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
two characters that should be related but are not — So Danganronpa V3 plays with the idea of Kaede having a secret twin sister and I think Tsumugi being that sister woul tetratto.com/post/2481713...
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November 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Byzan assbox real — Special holiday present: I get assboxed and the nudes/sextape get uploaded on main tetratto.com/post/2481507...
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November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Do you have a set team of 6 Pokémon you'd have? — Honestly I don't, I like too many Pokémon lmao tetratto.com/post/2481483...
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November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The color blue in Magic The Gathering is in eternal pursuit of perfection. You need time to build to that ideal. High toughness helps get there, so his enormous butt means he’s really smart! Just keep ramming into that fat ass. Having doughy cheeks on a boy is fine, so long as he’s drawing cards…
The color red in Magic The Gathering lives in the moment. Are you angry? Punch! Horny? Stroke! It doesn’t matter how effortlessly you run out of gas. Who cares if it’s always premature? Live in the now and keep stroking and pinging and cumming like a loser in front of those enormous 40 life totals.
The color green in Magic the Gatheringing is routed in natural harmony. This is your place in the world, accept your destiny. If you’re a little 1/1 elf dork, your job is to get tapped. Drop into a squat and bend over for your big seven-drop trample mommy.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM