Magister Pez
@pezyes.lol
Chaotic costume creature. She/her. #WheelOfTime, among others. Any opinions expressed are purely my own and not that of my potato, but MAY be the opinions of the Great Potato Conglomerate. We will never know. PFP by Memo!
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Magister Pez
@pezyes.lol
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Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
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Circumstances are what they are, and while I can't go into details, paychecks are just... not coming. I'm trying not to spam this link, but if anyone has the ability to help, whether donations or sharing, it means a lot. www.gofundme.com/f/putting-th...
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The wonderful @sylk.bsky.social put this together - I am the beneficiary. I know times are tight. After years of underemployment I experienced a temporary layoff immediately followed by a massive plumbing disaster. If anyone is willing to boost this, it would mean the world.
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The wonderful @sylk.bsky.social put this together - I am the beneficiary. I know times are tight. After years of underemployment I experienced a temporary layoff immediately followed by a massive plumbing disaster. If anyone is willing to boost this, it would mean the world.
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Still at $19/$220 for three of my prescriptions and honestly, I would just really like to have enough of these that I don’t have to spend my birthday next month figuring out how I can afford to order more of them.
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holidays are coming up, grocery budget is going to be smaller and Still waiting for stable housing, just interesting times, if you would like to help me getting through them: cash.app/$grrlintersect
venmo.com/u/grrlinters...
www.paypal.me/dgrrl39
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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holidays are coming up, grocery budget is going to be smaller and Still waiting for stable housing, just interesting times, if you would like to help me getting through them: cash.app/$grrlintersect
venmo.com/u/grrlinters...
www.paypal.me/dgrrl39
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Still at $19/$220 for three of my prescriptions and honestly, I would just really like to have enough of these that I don’t have to spend my birthday next month figuring out how I can afford to order more of them.
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Hey guess what’s coming sooooooooon 👀🎄
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey guess what’s coming sooooooooon 👀🎄
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The wonderful @sylk.bsky.social put this together - I am the beneficiary. I know times are tight. After years of underemployment I experienced a temporary layoff immediately followed by a massive plumbing disaster. If anyone is willing to boost this, it would mean the world.
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The wonderful @sylk.bsky.social put this together - I am the beneficiary. I know times are tight. After years of underemployment I experienced a temporary layoff immediately followed by a massive plumbing disaster. If anyone is willing to boost this, it would mean the world.
I will bring this question here: do normal families use their family meals to reenact noteworthy historical murders
We may have done it again
We may have done it again
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I will bring this question here: do normal families use their family meals to reenact noteworthy historical murders
We may have done it again
We may have done it again
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If you’re near the Chicago area and looking to shop small/independently employee owned for gifts and great white elephant stuff this year, please consider American Science and Surplus out near Geneva, IL! It’s near and dear to my heart and can use the boost! m.facebook.com/GenSc...
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If you’re near the Chicago area and looking to shop small/independently employee owned for gifts and great white elephant stuff this year, please consider American Science and Surplus out near Geneva, IL! It’s near and dear to my heart and can use the boost! m.facebook.com/GenSc...
I have inadvertently taken the best photo of what my life is at 4:24 am on a holiday when I can sleep in
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I have inadvertently taken the best photo of what my life is at 4:24 am on a holiday when I can sleep in
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Once upon a time, my fire genasi artificer cleric tried to convince a beholder that the party was not a threat and rolled charisma with disadvantage and got two nat 20s.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
🥔👁️ The D&D Icons of the Realms: Potato Head Beholder Boxed Miniature is available starting December 10th!👁️🥔
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Once upon a time, my fire genasi artificer cleric tried to convince a beholder that the party was not a threat and rolled charisma with disadvantage and got two nat 20s.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
Anyway now he and Allie are best friends for life.
This is a lot like that, and I love it SO MUCH.
It's so beautiful
🥔👁️ The D&D Icons of the Realms: Potato Head Beholder Boxed Miniature is available starting December 10th!👁️🥔
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
This 3-inch-tall Potato Head Beholder is a unique addition to any Dungeons & Dragons collection, so pre-order one from your local store or online! wizkids.io/phbboxedmini
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's so beautiful
My phone thinks I am attempting to conquer Kansas
I assure you all I have none interest in Kansas
I assure you all I have none interest in Kansas
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My phone thinks I am attempting to conquer Kansas
I assure you all I have none interest in Kansas
I assure you all I have none interest in Kansas
Why tf in 2025 can Amazon get away with saying subtitles and closed captions are not available for TV programs?
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Why tf in 2025 can Amazon get away with saying subtitles and closed captions are not available for TV programs?
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Sara's stuff is MAGIC and you need some!
ICYMI: get 25% off your Whimsy Station order with code: SaleSeason!
Runs through 11/30, and you also get a free baby sea monster with every order over $25.
I've added 80(!) items to the shop this week, so please look around! Also, there are a lot of magical sea creatures! #bsnm 🧶
Runs through 11/30, and you also get a free baby sea monster with every order over $25.
I've added 80(!) items to the shop this week, so please look around! Also, there are a lot of magical sea creatures! #bsnm 🧶
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Sara's stuff is MAGIC and you need some!
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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It technically was done in the summer instead of at a holiday but every few years or so (Not sure if they still do it - I'm a bit estranged) my family ritually reenacts a murder by stabbing a meatloaf
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It technically was done in the summer instead of at a holiday but every few years or so (Not sure if they still do it - I'm a bit estranged) my family ritually reenacts a murder by stabbing a meatloaf
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Pez is an absolutete fucking delight and I wish I had enough money to dig her out. Come dig with me, if you can?
You know how you have that friend who just cannot catch a break right now and you really wish you could do just about anything for them? Yeah, that's currently one of my best friends. So once again sharing, because this week has been shit: gofund.me/50a9b0fa1
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
gofund.me
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pez is an absolutete fucking delight and I wish I had enough money to dig her out. Come dig with me, if you can?
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Paul Costelloe, the Irish-American designer who dressed the late Princess Diana and became a stalwart of the London fashion scene, has died, his company confirmed. He was 80.
Paul Costelloe, Irish-American fashion designer for Princess Diana, dies at 80
His company says Paul Costelloe, the Irish-American designer who dressed the late Princess Diana and became a stalwart of the London fashion scene, has died. He was 80.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Paul Costelloe, the Irish-American designer who dressed the late Princess Diana and became a stalwart of the London fashion scene, has died, his company confirmed. He was 80.
If you're just waking up or getting online it's a beautiful moment to use Bluesky mute features for the terms Lizza, Nuzzi, RFK, poetry and bamboo. Trust me
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If you're just waking up or getting online it's a beautiful moment to use Bluesky mute features for the terms Lizza, Nuzzi, RFK, poetry and bamboo. Trust me
I think the way to build conflict between characters in this series may be the author genuinely asking themselves out loud what is the absolute worst most boneheaded move they could take and then having them do it (complimentary to the author but throttling worthy for the characters)
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I think the way to build conflict between characters in this series may be the author genuinely asking themselves out loud what is the absolute worst most boneheaded move they could take and then having them do it (complimentary to the author but throttling worthy for the characters)
this is me and my ongoing... is it really luck if it's all bad?
You know how you have that friend who just cannot catch a break right now and you really wish you could do just about anything for them? Yeah, that's currently one of my best friends. So once again sharing, because this week has been shit: gofund.me/50a9b0fa1
Donate to Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown, organized by Linda T
Pez. Potato. PezNo. PezYes. To know Pez is to know joy and laughter and occasionally needi… Linda T needs your support for Putting the Brakes on the Breakdown
gofund.me
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
this is me and my ongoing... is it really luck if it's all bad?
Love to be unemployed for months then have a permanent medical device break so I can't eat or swallow and then have water coming out of the ceiling being an adult is the best and so inexpensive
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Love to be unemployed for months then have a permanent medical device break so I can't eat or swallow and then have water coming out of the ceiling being an adult is the best and so inexpensive
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TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
How the Fitzgerald Sank Twice
An excerpt
greatlakespeopleandplaces.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
TIL Edmund Fitzgerald, namesake of the ship lost with all hands in a Lake Superior storm in November 1975, had a great uncle Edmond Fitzgerald who also had a ship named after him, the Edmond Fitzgerald, which was lost with all hands in a Lake Erie storm in November 1883
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I have always imagined this #1920s Callot Soeurs gown as some beautiful ornament or a piece of stained glass, the jewelled colours framed in gold feel like a precious stone rather than a woven garment @drexeluniversity.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have always imagined this #1920s Callot Soeurs gown as some beautiful ornament or a piece of stained glass, the jewelled colours framed in gold feel like a precious stone rather than a woven garment @drexeluniversity.bsky.social #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡