Cal
@dragonsworn.net
I like sparkles, dragons, and MAD SCIENCE: I make stuff that looks pretty, smells good, and/or goes clickyclack. I talk about my dogs and nerd shit equally.
Shop: http://dragonsworn.net/
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Shop: http://dragonsworn.net/
#Dice Commissions: http://dragonsworn.net/dice-commissions
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Cal
@dragonsworn.net
· Mar 9
Dice | Dragonsworn
Individually poured, painted, and polished one-of-a-kind resin math rocks for discerning dice goblins.
www.dragonsworn.net
Y’all my tiny jewelry empire is absolutely out of control and I have NO SPACE to make new things, so I am running a dice sale to get the old stuff out of the way TO MAKE MORE STUFF
www.dragonsworn.net/product/dice/
www.dragonsworn.net/product/dice/
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Yellow. No blue.
Traffic update:
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
If you're heading over the Troll Bridge today, his 3 riddles include questions about goat grooming, historical wigs, and ghost bones.
Good luck!
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yellow. No blue.
Waiting for lights up on Whose Line at the Ryman at fourteen year-old Cal is SO HAPPY
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Waiting for lights up on Whose Line at the Ryman at fourteen year-old Cal is SO HAPPY
Making friends with your neighbors is SUCH an important and easy way to make every con dramatically better. Not only is it automagically someone you can trust to keep an eye on things when you have to step away, you can absolutely make cross-promo friends for life.
The biggest lessons I learned about tabling at cons:
* bring more books than you think you need (I brought 68 and sold out in 2 days; wish I'd brought 100!)
* have signage that starts conversations
* have freebies to get people closer
* have pitches ready
* make friends with your booth neighbors
* bring more books than you think you need (I brought 68 and sold out in 2 days; wish I'd brought 100!)
* have signage that starts conversations
* have freebies to get people closer
* have pitches ready
* make friends with your booth neighbors
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Making friends with your neighbors is SUCH an important and easy way to make every con dramatically better. Not only is it automagically someone you can trust to keep an eye on things when you have to step away, you can absolutely make cross-promo friends for life.
“Is it aggressively hot in here or am I just a white lady of a certain age,” the perimenopause story
November 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“Is it aggressively hot in here or am I just a white lady of a certain age,” the perimenopause story
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
Today I am actually in Nashville, which rarely happens because traffic in this city is so go awful that it is easier to go to DIFFERENT STATES than the other side of my own city BUT HEY this weekend is Music City Multi Con, and I have SO MANY CUTE THINGS
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Today I am actually in Nashville, which rarely happens because traffic in this city is so go awful that it is easier to go to DIFFERENT STATES than the other side of my own city BUT HEY this weekend is Music City Multi Con, and I have SO MANY CUTE THINGS
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Guys as the local drow expert I have to warn you this is a bad sign
This ‘arachnid megacity’ may be largest spider’s web ever found
This ‘arachnid megacity’ may be largest spider’s web ever found
This ‘arachnid megacity’ may be largest spider’s web ever found
www.independent.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Guys as the local drow expert I have to warn you this is a bad sign
I am SHOCKED that MEM is on this list. FedEx is gonna raise absolute unholy hell.
From CBS News:
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am SHOCKED that MEM is on this list. FedEx is gonna raise absolute unholy hell.
Today Ceres the tiny demon corgi is a BIRTHDAY PRINCESS
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Today Ceres the tiny demon corgi is a BIRTHDAY PRINCESS
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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If this happens nine times, the tenth one’s free.
The jury has not reached a verdict in the DC Sandwich Guy case and the judge is sending them home. We'll be back in court tomorrow!
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If this happens nine times, the tenth one’s free.
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live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
live view from cuomo hq
On the one hand, it IS a secret ballot for a reason. On the other, JFC MY DUDE YOU HAVE ONE JOB
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
On the one hand, it IS a secret ballot for a reason. On the other, JFC MY DUDE YOU HAVE ONE JOB
Yes hello it’s me, bisexual chaos
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Yes hello it’s me, bisexual chaos
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE
I made the executive function behave and thus the Tiny Jewelry Empire is up-to-date!
www.dragonsworn.net/product/acce...
I made the executive function behave and thus the Tiny Jewelry Empire is up-to-date!
www.dragonsworn.net/product/acce...
Earrings | Dragonsworn
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November 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE
I made the executive function behave and thus the Tiny Jewelry Empire is up-to-date!
www.dragonsworn.net/product/acce...
I made the executive function behave and thus the Tiny Jewelry Empire is up-to-date!
www.dragonsworn.net/product/acce...
The reason why we still have DST is because its proponents have never had pets who fucking know when goddamn mealtime is, you lying sack of shit clock
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The reason why we still have DST is because its proponents have never had pets who fucking know when goddamn mealtime is, you lying sack of shit clock
I really really wish that CritRole LLC had considered *waves hands at the world* before they decided to set C4 in a crapsack doomscape.
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I really really wish that CritRole LLC had considered *waves hands at the world* before they decided to set C4 in a crapsack doomscape.
The latest addition to the Tiny Things Jewelry Empire: Little Debbie Christmas Cakes in 30mm stud form.
November 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The latest addition to the Tiny Things Jewelry Empire: Little Debbie Christmas Cakes in 30mm stud form.
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If you want to help: linktr.ee/apwhistles
Chicago Whistle Links | Linktree
We host weekly whistle events at places like Nighthawk in Albany Park, Beermiscuous in Lakeview, and more coming soon. Please help us print whistles & zines!
linktr.ee
November 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you want to help: linktr.ee/apwhistles
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM CHEZ SPARKLE
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM CHEZ SPARKLE
First trick or treater was a Rumi who looked about six. EXCELLENT SIGN
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
First trick or treater was a Rumi who looked about six. EXCELLENT SIGN
GOOD NEWS I do not have skin cancer!
BAD NEWS removal of the shit on my hand that might have been skin cancer has been the most painful time of my life, and I birthed two kids AND got an IUD!
GOOD NEWS it’s not my smart hand, at least!
BAD NEWS oh my god I still use my non-dominant hand SO MUCH!
BAD NEWS removal of the shit on my hand that might have been skin cancer has been the most painful time of my life, and I birthed two kids AND got an IUD!
GOOD NEWS it’s not my smart hand, at least!
BAD NEWS oh my god I still use my non-dominant hand SO MUCH!
a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .
Alt: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
GOOD NEWS I do not have skin cancer!
BAD NEWS removal of the shit on my hand that might have been skin cancer has been the most painful time of my life, and I birthed two kids AND got an IUD!
GOOD NEWS it’s not my smart hand, at least!
BAD NEWS oh my god I still use my non-dominant hand SO MUCH!
BAD NEWS removal of the shit on my hand that might have been skin cancer has been the most painful time of my life, and I birthed two kids AND got an IUD!
GOOD NEWS it’s not my smart hand, at least!
BAD NEWS oh my god I still use my non-dominant hand SO MUCH!
“Mother whyyyyy,” the Rufus story
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Mother whyyyyy,” the Rufus story
Jesus fuck, I am super duper all the way white and my Uncle Jim isn’t even a blood relation in any fashion whatsoever, just a friend my dad met serving in Vietnam
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Jesus fuck, I am super duper all the way white and my Uncle Jim isn’t even a blood relation in any fashion whatsoever, just a friend my dad met serving in Vietnam