bahahahahaha

Compared to mine yes

My new black Friday tradition is I go to the eye doctor first thing in the morning and get my eyes dilated and then I can't see any of the please engage in capitalism messages the rest of the day 😂

Impressive 😂

😂 is that better or worse than fighting France behind a Denny's

I am a danger to myself and others in the kitchen, haha. I think I might have added all the flour at once and then turned the mixer on the highest setting. It was like Jackson Pollock was trying to make chocolate chip cookies

Oh no. I've been there, but with cookie dough.

Yikes! Hope you're okay and the cleanup is easy

Ooof ow! I hope your foot makes a full recovery very quickly

Conquering Kansas, at least according to the vagaries of the vile autocarrot

Agreed

My understanding is that it is a legal requirement that they have captions, and has been for some time, so the fact that they don't have it on everything is beyond pissing me off