Pez
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NSFW Here for a good time He/Him
I'll block you if you don't have any posts when you follow me
Also if you're here to spam crypto or be transphobic diaf
I'll block you if you don't have any posts when you follow me
Also if you're here to spam crypto or be transphobic diaf
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I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
November 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.
Blessing for the timeline
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Blessing for the timeline
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
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Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
September 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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Still my favorite joke
September 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Still my favorite joke
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Hollow Point USA lmfao
September 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hollow Point USA lmfao
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If sexy Watto is what this f*d up universe needs to right this timeline, then sexy Watto is what it gets.
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If sexy Watto is what this f*d up universe needs to right this timeline, then sexy Watto is what it gets.
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can’t believe we’re gonna have a First Couch
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
can’t believe we’re gonna have a First Couch
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Not nearly enough eyeballs on this, thought I'd bless my timeline.
Why, we do bestride the narrow world like Wile E. Coyote
August 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not nearly enough eyeballs on this, thought I'd bless my timeline.
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you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
August 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
Absolutely not, but pretending that you can immiserate two people with one robot makes their dicks hard so of course they're going to do it
Will robots take jobs?
“.. We estimate 1 humanoid robot at $5 hour can do the work of 2 humans at $25/hour, generating an NPV of approximately $200k/humanoid.”
- Morgan Stanley
“.. We estimate 1 humanoid robot at $5 hour can do the work of 2 humans at $25/hour, generating an NPV of approximately $200k/humanoid.”
- Morgan Stanley
August 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Absolutely not, but pretending that you can immiserate two people with one robot makes their dicks hard so of course they're going to do it
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THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
- oNe hOUr laTer-
August 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT
- oNe hOUr laTer-
- oNe hOUr laTer-
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I would like to begin this post by acknowledging that the Cyberspace on which we gather today is the occupied/seized/stolen/ancestral/traditional land/territory of the True Posters who are all around 35-40 by now with varying degrees of life success and/or mental illness
July 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I would like to begin this post by acknowledging that the Cyberspace on which we gather today is the occupied/seized/stolen/ancestral/traditional land/territory of the True Posters who are all around 35-40 by now with varying degrees of life success and/or mental illness
This is a really interesting NYMag article about a couple of young men from Utah and an attempted coup but probably not the one you're thinking of.
archive.is/KxOxj
archive.is/KxOxj
July 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This is a really interesting NYMag article about a couple of young men from Utah and an attempted coup but probably not the one you're thinking of.
archive.is/KxOxj
archive.is/KxOxj
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Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur
Oil on Panel
Oil on Panel
July 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur
Oil on Panel
Oil on Panel
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