Keanu Dice Clay
@pesto.robbedroot.org
I do AI Security Things. I study Chinese, philosophy, and ethics.
Native Texan.
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Keanu Dice Clay
@pesto.robbedroot.org
· Nov 11
Gonna make X watch me skeet. Gonna cuck X.
So only one or the other then
I had a weird dream that the AI bubble popped and everyone no longer trusted tech companies so we all started working without computers and phones again.
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
So only one or the other then
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Recommendation request: short accessible philosophical readings on the nature of love (to be assigned to intro phil students).
I have a couple I’ve used but I know there’s a lot out there I don’t know about.
I have a couple I’ve used but I know there’s a lot out there I don’t know about.
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Recommendation request: short accessible philosophical readings on the nature of love (to be assigned to intro phil students).
I have a couple I’ve used but I know there’s a lot out there I don’t know about.
I have a couple I’ve used but I know there’s a lot out there I don’t know about.
Jesus fucking Christ there should be a tax on these Trump political cartoons
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Jesus fucking Christ there should be a tax on these Trump political cartoons
Me seeing this guy coming
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me seeing this guy coming
so long infosec i'm opening a little caesers in leeds
The moment you realise that feeding the kids and their mates on a Saturday night with homemade pizza ….
… is saving you about a hundred quid!!!
EEEEEPPPP!!!
… is saving you about a hundred quid!!!
EEEEEPPPP!!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
so long infosec i'm opening a little caesers in leeds
QED
If Zelda has always been a girl how do you explain this.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
QED
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Mater Dei by Yvette Endrijautzki. It just draws you in to discover all the details. #art #sculpture #surreal
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mater Dei by Yvette Endrijautzki. It just draws you in to discover all the details. #art #sculpture #surreal
He just like me fr
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He just like me fr
I think using AI for art is unethical because it was trained by stealing art but if I could get AI to read me A Canticle for Liebowitz in the voice of the guy that narrates Disco Elysium I WOULD USE IT.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I think using AI for art is unethical because it was trained by stealing art but if I could get AI to read me A Canticle for Liebowitz in the voice of the guy that narrates Disco Elysium I WOULD USE IT.
It’s like the jiu jitsu guys say when they have another guys scrotum pressed against their cheek “it’s not weird unless you make it weird”
Look it’s not that weird. If you were an American of age in the 90s you just gave head to bill clinton. It was just something we did. Like watching the real world on mtv. It’s not a big deal.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s like the jiu jitsu guys say when they have another guys scrotum pressed against their cheek “it’s not weird unless you make it weird”
Look it’s not that weird. If you were an American of age in the 90s you just gave head to bill clinton. It was just something we did. Like watching the real world on mtv. It’s not a big deal.
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Look it’s not that weird. If you were an American of age in the 90s you just gave head to bill clinton. It was just something we did. Like watching the real world on mtv. It’s not a big deal.
Did they ever figure out what’s with these homies dissing my girl?
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Did they ever figure out what’s with these homies dissing my girl?
My most woke opinion is that baseball should have relegation/promotion
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My most woke opinion is that baseball should have relegation/promotion
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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idk that I'd call myself a socialist but capitalism has to die
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
idk that I'd call myself a socialist but capitalism has to die
Accounts in my “people I secretly hate” starter pack are asking some questions I feel are already answered in the name of the starter pack
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Accounts in my “people I secretly hate” starter pack are asking some questions I feel are already answered in the name of the starter pack
Aldi arbitrage
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Aldi arbitrage
Oh i forgot i got a picture of the couch. They were in the purple dish you can see there.
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh i forgot i got a picture of the couch. They were in the purple dish you can see there.
I quit drinking and smoking back in 2012 and I never want a drink but a cigarette almost every fn day. I tried to pick up pipe tobacco earlier this year and was just short of mainlining it two months later. Nicotine is a hell of drug.
a woman with dreadlocks and a nose ring is crying .
Alt: rick james laugh crying .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I quit drinking and smoking back in 2012 and I never want a drink but a cigarette almost every fn day. I tried to pick up pipe tobacco earlier this year and was just short of mainlining it two months later. Nicotine is a hell of drug.
A member of the what
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A member of the what
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whats a keming?
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
whats a keming?