Why is it so difficult to find workout tips to look like a lumberjack…I don’t want to be really skinny with a bunch of muscle…I want to look like a gruff man that can pick up a car and snap your neck but also is a sweetie and eats chicken fried steak 3x a day

I really wish there was more crochet inspo for men and mascs like I want ideas for fun alt tops that aren’t just bralettes and basic button up shirts

"there was a secret chord that david played, and it pleased the Lord" bro that's a power chord G. it's in like 9/15 tracks of green day's Dookie

I never thought I would be the type of guy into mukbang or mukbang-adjacent content but Try Guys Keith eating the whole menu has gotten me to eat on days when I otherwise wouldn’t have so many times that I have to start stanning

Why do I always have the urge to go on a walk at the times I absolutely can NOT go on a walk

Cant tell if I have a bunch of grey hairs I’ve never noticed before or if I just got my sunscreen in my hairline…either way, I’m not mad. The grey accent looks hot as fuck

i think the thing i like most about singing 'fly me to the moon' is that it puts the burden of flying me to the moon on the other person.

I adore musical theatre, parodies, and Starkid Productions…and today I will finally watch Twisted for the very first time.

yeah sex is great but have you ever recommended a novel to a friend and they absolutely loved it

One for sorrow,
Two for joy,
Three for a girl,
Four for a boy,
Five for silver,
Six for gold,
Seven for Customer Service,
Or eight to listen to these options again.

The Kamala pop edit tracks are taking over, as they should, but as a former tumblr girlie I must give credit where credit is due. The Hamilton fandom is working overtime in this moment, and when we look back to the memes of summer 2024 we must acknowledge them.

Here’s what we know:
—Every bunny was kung fu fighting
—Those kicks were fast as lightning
—It was a little bit frightening

Everytime my brain wants to kms I just re-watch Ouran Highschool Host Club and within 2 episodes I feel better

Went to the store to buy stuff to make sandwiches.
Got back home.
Went to make a sandwich.
Completely forgot to buy bread.
Slay.

I’ve finally done it and fully deleted Xitter off my phone…here’s to slightly healthier media consumption

i genuinely can’t believe that “keep your doomposting out of the replies of other people’s cozyposting” is a thing that needs to be said, but fucking let people have a little peace where they can find it.