Patrick Enzor
@penzor.bsky.social
In some order of varying degree: Clemson, Leeds, Cubs.
It's chaos; be kind.
It's chaos; be kind.
And this is just off the cuff, but...
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
And this is just off the cuff, but...
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Son of an old-school East Texas ball coach who was raised the Lobo Way, the tall tales of Haynes King explain his rise to being the toughest sumbitch out there. Story with the great @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
'Toughest player I've ever seen': The Legend of Haynes King
Stories about how the quarterback became one of the quirkiest, toughest and most insatiable players in college football.
www.espn.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Son of an old-school East Texas ball coach who was raised the Lobo Way, the tall tales of Haynes King explain his rise to being the toughest sumbitch out there. Story with the great @adavidhalejoint.bsky.social
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
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that wasn't even a big moment, you gigantic dork
October 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
that wasn't even a big moment, you gigantic dork
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
David Cross folks.
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that's my boy Ol' Tooth-Eye
TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...
Man, 34, is no longer blind after tooth is implanted in eye in 'crazy' surgery
Tooth-in-eye surgery sounds like science fiction, but it can help people with severely damaged corneas see again. A patient and his doctors describe what it's like.
www.nbcboston.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
that's my boy Ol' Tooth-Eye
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Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
August 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.
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I think I understand the masks, now.
July 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I think I understand the masks, now.
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A Group of Four Flying Angels, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by Charlotte Wilson
July 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
A Group of Four Flying Angels, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by Charlotte Wilson
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Mexican boxer Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., who fought Jake Paul on Saturday in CA, has been arrested by U.S. immigration officers and is being processed for expedited removal from the country, the Department of Homeland Security said in a statement Thursday.
DHS: Mexican boxer Chavez Jr. arrested by ICE
The Department of Homeland Security said Mexican boxer Julio Cesar Chavez Jr. has been arrested by U.S. immigration officers and is being processed for expedited removal from the country.
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July 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mexican boxer Julio Cesar Chavez Jr., who fought Jake Paul on Saturday in CA, has been arrested by U.S. immigration officers and is being processed for expedited removal from the country, the Department of Homeland Security said in a statement Thursday.
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hey you guys wanna watch a youtube video of a great band playing a great song
okay cool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZag...
okay cool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZag...
Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats - I Need Never Get Old (Live)
YouTube video by Nathaniel Rateliff
www.youtube.com
June 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
hey you guys wanna watch a youtube video of a great band playing a great song
okay cool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZag...
okay cool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZag...
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Really putting this one to the test
I would simply foil the Pacers by letting them have the lead the whole game
June 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Really putting this one to the test
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FIFA is trying to invent a new event because they only make money once every four years.
It’s going great! Except for the fact that fans don’t want to watch it, players don’t want to play in it, they’re clearly making up the rules, and the government hosting is actively hostile to all foreigners
It’s going great! Except for the fact that fans don’t want to watch it, players don’t want to play in it, they’re clearly making up the rules, and the government hosting is actively hostile to all foreigners
The FIFA Club World Cup is just around the corner, so I brought @rodger.bsky.social on Phantom Island to answer
- What is this
- Why is it a thing
- Wait are they just making it up as they go
open.spotify.com/episode/1s6s...
- What is this
- Why is it a thing
- Wait are they just making it up as they go
open.spotify.com/episode/1s6s...
Who is the Club World Cup even for?
Phantom Island · Episode
open.spotify.com
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
FIFA is trying to invent a new event because they only make money once every four years.
It’s going great! Except for the fact that fans don’t want to watch it, players don’t want to play in it, they’re clearly making up the rules, and the government hosting is actively hostile to all foreigners
It’s going great! Except for the fact that fans don’t want to watch it, players don’t want to play in it, they’re clearly making up the rules, and the government hosting is actively hostile to all foreigners
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If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you had told me the bitchiest moment of Pride Month would be this...
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I can’t remember if I posted this one but who cares I should post it every day
May 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can’t remember if I posted this one but who cares I should post it every day
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George Wendt, famous for his role as Norm in “Cheers,” has died. He was 76. www.tmz.com/2025/05/20/c...
May 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
George Wendt, famous for his role as Norm in “Cheers,” has died. He was 76. www.tmz.com/2025/05/20/c...
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Journalism splits a double team to win the Preakness
May 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Journalism splits a double team to win the Preakness
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Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
theonion.com/man-can...
theonion.com/man-can...
May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
theonion.com/man-can...
theonion.com/man-can...
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The cover of this week’s Economist.
April 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The cover of this week’s Economist.
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SING THE FUCKING SONG!!!
April 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
SING THE FUCKING SONG!!!
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