it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z

Hey I made a quick welcome guide to BlueSky :)

There's tons more, but I think these few steps will get you up and enjoying it quickly.

How you know Elon announced a new feature on Twitter

im shaking. i was supposed to be on prigozhin’s flight

unfortunately the dune movie fired me as music supervisor. villeneuve rejected my vision of gradually making “sandstorm” by darude louder and louder

what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata

had a dream fleetwood mac went to space in the 70s....what would they have done up there

i have no internal sense of direction or distance and it's really unhelpful when i need to express how far away something is and my brain goes "it's the length of black cow + aja + deacon blues if you take the 52 bus and black cow to i got the news if you walk"

weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.

ⓘ 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐮𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤

Broken Bluesky Feed? Oh yeah, I love that one song by them, Anthems for a Seventeen-Year-Old Girl

When I was in Paris I remember going to a restaurant Napoleon ate at and was thinking of how we in America don’t have that same level of just casually being surrounded by history but then I realized of course we do. We’re better.

ready 2 report to the new front of the posting wars