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OfficialTomp
@tombgins.bsky.social
new dog, same old tomp
nobody bug me for the next 10 hours
September 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I am simply gonna have to go with Harakiri (1962) it is a perfect script perfectly executed
in your opinion, completely subjective, no metrics and no judgment, what are the best written movies of all time? I don't care if you have never seen a screenplay in your life, just which story itself is the most moving and complete and perfect to you?
August 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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this July 4th, enjoy a Hell Zone classic. a true celebration of the spirit of the United States of America: First Blood (1982), with @tombgins.bsky.social.
HZ05: First Blood w/Tomp
Movies I'd Like To Fix's Tomp travels to the bunker for the long-awaited return of Hell Zone. Tomp and host Arlan Hellison discuss the thinking man's explosion movie, First Blood.
on.soundcloud.com
July 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
killing people overseas makes the american press react the same way teens do in a romcom when the ugly girl puts her hair down and takes her glasses off
Holy, and I do not use this word lightly, shit.
June 23, 2025 at 12:01 PM
are you gonna do anything about it besides have one of your soulless interns write you a pithy social media post you mummified fuck?
Siri, play “Bad Blood”
June 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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In tonight's Hell Zone, @fredo.bsky.social returns to discuss our first Ted Prior classic, 1987's Deadly Prey. Jorts will be worn. Waves of goons will be annihilated. Helicopters will explode (sort of). Join the Original Princes Of Hell* as we ask all the important questions. (*team name pending)
HZ18: Deadly Prey (1987) w/Fredo
Enter the Hell Zone once again with Arlan Hellison and Fredo Fabrucci as they ask all the important questions about 1987's direct-to-VHS David Prior opus, Deadly Prey. The world's most ineffective mil
soundcloud.com
June 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
doesn’t really matter what the issue is I’m spending the whole time being like “omg that’s actually such a good point. wow I’m also just realizing how beautiful your eyes are…” to whoever’s talking
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
June 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
vanity fair please contact me I am willing to grant you an exclusive interview
May 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
*staring at a mummified caveman butthole* now what in the hell could they have used this thing for
Yeah no fucking shit
May 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
haven’t posted much lately cuz I ran out of thoughts 😕
May 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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had a poem published today! please read and share, it’s good for my ego!

www.picciolettabarca.com/posts/worm-h...
La Piccioletta Barca | Worm Hook - by Tompkins Wald
Was I feeding the worm to the hook or the hook to the worm when at my father’s guidance I pressed the barb...
www.picciolettabarca.com
December 9, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I have a counter proposal: they should not post here and also you should not post here
Bluesky needs more ideological diversity, a thread:

1/8: I think the question of why commentators like Matt Yglesias, Lakshya Jain, Noah Smith, Nate Silver and Richard Hanania don’t post more, or at all on Bluesky is important.

This would be a better platform if they did.
I like posting on BlueSky because I think I’m the most right-wing person who uses this service.
April 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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please check out my new song about dancing until you die/the economy sucking shit!!!!

soundcloud.com/user-4668642...
Dead Cat Bounce
Lyrics: Defenestrate your brain You don’t need it anymore Because The Devil’s holding court Out on the big dance floor He’s got all kinds of moves You’ve never seen before You give him all you got But
soundcloud.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
please check out my new song about dancing until you die/the economy sucking shit!!!!

soundcloud.com/user-4668642...
Dead Cat Bounce
Lyrics: Defenestrate your brain You don’t need it anymore Because The Devil’s holding court Out on the big dance floor He’s got all kinds of moves You’ve never seen before You give him all you got But
soundcloud.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
👋hi there adobe! im here to connect you with my piss and my shit
April 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
a young baby turns in its crying mother’s arms and says “lady, you think YOU’VE got postpartum depresson???”

I think about this a lot 😕
April 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
howling like cartoon wolf when I open this bad boy up and a giant centerfold of a 2x4 falls out
March 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
March 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
AI freak who worked for one of the most disastrous campaigns in American history is tired of people blaming the dems
March 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
me on judgement day listening to everyone’s sins being laid bare for all of existence:

this could’ve been an email 🙄
March 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by OfficialTomp
in today’s Hell Zone Pod Cast I am joined by @tombgins.bsky.social to discuss the second Predator film, Predator 2: a badass cast and a worse story and an Electronic Murder Frisbee and Lore and like a solid dozen alien costumes plus your good friends from the internet (Arlan and Tomp)
HZ17: Predator 2 (1990) w/Tomp
Arlan and returning guest Tomp discuss the Just Fine sequel to Predator 1, Predator 2. With a cool cast but no Arnold we instead get racism and weed and grotesque violence in the distant, gang-torn st
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February 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
me returning to the Hell Zone
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
me and who me and who ME AND WHO ME AND WHO
February 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM