peach bear
peach-bear.bsky.social
peach bear
@peach-bear.bsky.social
Me Peach Bear. 🍑🐻
Whimsy-pilled compassion-cel.
You may match my freak at your own discretion 🩵
You're not a real stoner unless you got kidney stones AND gall stones
November 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Can someone pls break the laws of physics for me real quick. I need translucent yarn. Like I could knit a glove and see my hand inside it. But I still need it plushy soft. My reasons are so important you don't understand
October 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I am some kind of mage. I cast prestidigitation on my laundry. It's a ritual spell that takes an hour and I need a special set of cauldrons labelled "washer" and "dryer". Material components: detergent
October 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Saying "I love you" is hard but sometimes you can crochet a small frog instead
September 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Since making friends with almost exclusively Australians and Queers, I haven't heard "Cunt" used in a negative context in years.
March 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"The Law of Return"
From 'The Composter's Guide', published by the Soil Association of New Zealand, 1959.
March 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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" Douglas Peak, Mount Haast and the Fox Glacier," 1872
Watercolour by William Fox.
Ref WC-071, National Library of New Zealand.
February 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
PSA, you are not immune to propaganda (advertising is propaganda)
*goes online*

oh america is talking about that superb owl again

you know complaining about the ads and stuff means it's working right??

*flees offline*
February 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Kind of difficult to photograph, but @tagdevilish.bsky.social did these cool angel pieces on me today!
February 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Witch girlfriends hexting each other
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Finally repotted my poor neglected babies 😭
February 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
This is a personal attack on me 😭😭😭
He doesn’t know what we lost 😤😭
February 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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'Mock wedding' held between two unidentified women at St. Benedict's Hall, Auckland, in July of 1960. Consensual same-sex activities were decriminalised in Aotearoa New Zealand in 1986.
Auckland Heritage Collections.
February 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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the wolves inside of me have started a union
February 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Went to the garden shop with my beloved flatmates 🩵
February 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Hope this is for someone
January 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If I could host a tv show it would be a Mr. Roger's Neighbourhood style show aimed at adults, teaching everyone things like tolerance and critical thinking with a cute comfy style that lets you take a load off
January 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Looking for places to redirect the overthink machine (my brain) - can someone teach me how to graph my model of the 3 body problem? I have a few ideas
January 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Fascinating visualization of a Black Hole Accretion Disk

(Credit: NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center/Jeremy Schnittman)
January 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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[shania twain voice] the best thing about sending an email / in the subject, you can add a little pun (pun)
January 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There are two wolves inside me; one that wants to hug my friends, and one that thinks that's cringe af - I'm giving wolf #1 a machete my guys
January 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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One of the great tragedies of history is that Maarten van Nieuwenhove had a face born to wear an oversized Metallica tshirt that smelled of weed but was forced to live in the 15th century
January 29, 2024 at 8:59 PM