former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey

Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise

Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people

all i can say is that my life is pretty plain

Even smart people fall for stuff. I, for instance, have an IQ of 244 and still fell for a fake IQ test

Serial killer on TV:
- extremely smart
- also, cunning like an animal
- charismatic but cold
‐ troubled childhood
- operatic sensibilities
- can only be caught by the greatest detective

Serial killer IRL:
- just a cop
- a regular cop
- cops won't stop him because he is a cop

logging on to bluesky

RIP Jesus, you'd have loved Sydney Sweeney's woke killing breasts.

I'm playing around with an AI editor tool, and it's really really helpful, but, some of it's suggestions I just have to say no to.

Too much work is involved cosplaying being busy the week leading in to the Christmas break.

It’s time to normalise outlawing live music during mealtimes/daylight at pubs.

once again it’s time to watch The Gilded Age, the full length version of a fake TV show that’d be a 20 second cutaway joke on 30 Rock

Elon Musk or naked mole-rat wearing a shitty wig?

Actually quite chuffed that past me hasn’t mortified present me with this year’s top Spotty Wrapped song for once.

Like Travis Kelce, I fully intend to regret posts created here in 10 years. Unlike Travis Kelce though, the spelling will be impecible.