Peabert
@peabert.bsky.social
Scribble monkey and part-time cat masseuse. Shittily proficient in Españish.
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former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey
August 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey
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Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
December 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people
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all i can say is that my life is pretty plain
October 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM
all i can say is that my life is pretty plain
I don't know about late 90s, because my interest in swing was piqued in 1994 after The Mask gave me unrealistic expectations in its ability to attract Cameron Diazes.
October 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM
I don't know about late 90s, because my interest in swing was piqued in 1994 after The Mask gave me unrealistic expectations in its ability to attract Cameron Diazes.
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River Ward from Cyberpunk 2077 is so middling that a) I forgot his name, and b) when I searched "Cyberpunk main characters" to find it, he wasn't even listed in the knowledge panel preview...
October 1, 2024 at 12:21 AM
River Ward from Cyberpunk 2077 is so middling that a) I forgot his name, and b) when I searched "Cyberpunk main characters" to find it, he wasn't even listed in the knowledge panel preview...
"What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your ramenade?"
September 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
"What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your ramenade?"
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Even smart people fall for stuff. I, for instance, have an IQ of 244 and still fell for a fake IQ test
September 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Even smart people fall for stuff. I, for instance, have an IQ of 244 and still fell for a fake IQ test
You love to see it. It's the confidence in their ignorance that I can't get over, like the contestant on Alone season 1 who 'filtered' salt water through some moss, got severely sick and tapped out 6 days in.
September 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
You love to see it. It's the confidence in their ignorance that I can't get over, like the contestant on Alone season 1 who 'filtered' salt water through some moss, got severely sick and tapped out 6 days in.
You’re only allowed to use “nigh-insufferable” in a sentence while wearing a monocle. I trust you weren’t nigh-ing while unmonocled in this instance.
June 25, 2024 at 4:06 PM
You’re only allowed to use “nigh-insufferable” in a sentence while wearing a monocle. I trust you weren’t nigh-ing while unmonocled in this instance.
“Workplace health and safety have run a risk analysis on this greeting and we regret to inform you that it’s just too dangerous.”
June 25, 2024 at 3:49 PM
“Workplace health and safety have run a risk analysis on this greeting and we regret to inform you that it’s just too dangerous.”
Does this mean we can go back to 90s internet where all the evil people thought it was just a passing fad and left us to our geocities, friendsters and kissthisguy.com?
June 25, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Does this mean we can go back to 90s internet where all the evil people thought it was just a passing fad and left us to our geocities, friendsters and kissthisguy.com?
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Serial killer on TV:
- extremely smart
- also, cunning like an animal
- charismatic but cold
‐ troubled childhood
- operatic sensibilities
- can only be caught by the greatest detective
Serial killer IRL:
- just a cop
- a regular cop
- cops won't stop him because he is a cop
- extremely smart
- also, cunning like an animal
- charismatic but cold
‐ troubled childhood
- operatic sensibilities
- can only be caught by the greatest detective
Serial killer IRL:
- just a cop
- a regular cop
- cops won't stop him because he is a cop
June 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Serial killer on TV:
- extremely smart
- also, cunning like an animal
- charismatic but cold
‐ troubled childhood
- operatic sensibilities
- can only be caught by the greatest detective
Serial killer IRL:
- just a cop
- a regular cop
- cops won't stop him because he is a cop
- extremely smart
- also, cunning like an animal
- charismatic but cold
‐ troubled childhood
- operatic sensibilities
- can only be caught by the greatest detective
Serial killer IRL:
- just a cop
- a regular cop
- cops won't stop him because he is a cop
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Little known fact: dinosaurs never got to experience Milo in its heated state, as microwavopotamus wouldn’t roam the earth until millions of years after they disappeared. Now I’m no fancy acamademic but this lack of access to hot Milo was probably what brought on the mass extinction.
June 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Little known fact: dinosaurs never got to experience Milo in its heated state, as microwavopotamus wouldn’t roam the earth until millions of years after they disappeared. Now I’m no fancy acamademic but this lack of access to hot Milo was probably what brought on the mass extinction.
Was this during the time when artists painted by description and hadn’t actually seen the thing they were painting?
March 29, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Was this during the time when artists painted by description and hadn’t actually seen the thing they were painting?
Hey, if Alone Australia can work despite all the restrictions I’m sure the NCIS paperwork to the AFP will be com-pell-ING.
March 29, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Hey, if Alone Australia can work despite all the restrictions I’m sure the NCIS paperwork to the AFP will be com-pell-ING.
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RIP Jesus, you'd have loved Sydney Sweeney's woke killing breasts.
RIP Jesus, you’d have loved Birkenstocks.
RIP Jesus you’d have loved wine coolers
March 29, 2024 at 2:56 PM
RIP Jesus, you'd have loved Sydney Sweeney's woke killing breasts.
There are almost 300 commercial and 450 community radio stations in Aus. Not counting the government-funded ABC/SBS variations, so the amount we play Torn probably isn’t a stretch.
www.infrastructure.gov.au/media-techno...
www.infrastructure.gov.au/media-techno...
March 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
There are almost 300 commercial and 450 community radio stations in Aus. Not counting the government-funded ABC/SBS variations, so the amount we play Torn probably isn’t a stretch.
www.infrastructure.gov.au/media-techno...
www.infrastructure.gov.au/media-techno...
It's a shame he didn't get enough of his design rocks off on the shoes, he had to force his shitty taste on the truck too.
March 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
It's a shame he didn't get enough of his design rocks off on the shoes, he had to force his shitty taste on the truck too.
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I'm playing around with an AI editor tool, and it's really really helpful, but, some of it's suggestions I just have to say no to.
March 13, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I'm playing around with an AI editor tool, and it's really really helpful, but, some of it's suggestions I just have to say no to.
There’s this scene in Clifford where Charles Grodin yells at Martin Short (whose absurd and comically dubious portrayal of a deranged 10 year old boy is just perfection), “Look at me like a human boy!!” and that’s how I feel about Mr Beast.
December 22, 2023 at 7:10 AM
There’s this scene in Clifford where Charles Grodin yells at Martin Short (whose absurd and comically dubious portrayal of a deranged 10 year old boy is just perfection), “Look at me like a human boy!!” and that’s how I feel about Mr Beast.
Too much work is involved cosplaying being busy the week leading in to the Christmas break.
December 22, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Too much work is involved cosplaying being busy the week leading in to the Christmas break.