former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey

I don't know about late 90s, because my interest in swing was piqued in 1994 after The Mask gave me unrealistic expectations in its ability to attract Cameron Diazes.

River Ward from Cyberpunk 2077 is so middling that a) I forgot his name, and b) when I searched "Cyberpunk main characters" to find it, he wasn't even listed in the knowledge panel preview...

"What's wrong babe, you've barely touched your ramenade?"

You love to see it. It's the confidence in their ignorance that I can't get over, like the contestant on Alone season 1 who 'filtered' salt water through some moss, got severely sick and tapped out 6 days in.

You’re only allowed to use “nigh-insufferable” in a sentence while wearing a monocle. I trust you weren’t nigh-ing while unmonocled in this instance.

“Workplace health and safety have run a risk analysis on this greeting and we regret to inform you that it’s just too dangerous.”

Does this mean we can go back to 90s internet where all the evil people thought it was just a passing fad and left us to our geocities, friendsters and kissthisguy.com?

Little known fact: dinosaurs never got to experience Milo in its heated state, as microwavopotamus wouldn’t roam the earth until millions of years after they disappeared. Now I’m no fancy acamademic but this lack of access to hot Milo was probably what brought on the mass extinction.

Was this during the time when artists painted by description and hadn’t actually seen the thing they were painting?

Hey, if Alone Australia can work despite all the restrictions I’m sure the NCIS paperwork to the AFP will be com-pell-ING.

There are almost 300 commercial and 450 community radio stations in Aus. Not counting the government-funded ABC/SBS variations, so the amount we play Torn probably isn’t a stretch.

www.infrastructure.gov.au/media-techno...

It's a shame he didn't get enough of his design rocks off on the shoes, he had to force his shitty taste on the truck too.

There’s this scene in Clifford where Charles Grodin yells at Martin Short (whose absurd and comically dubious portrayal of a deranged 10 year old boy is just perfection), “Look at me like a human boy!!” and that’s how I feel about Mr Beast.