PerkyJerkyBerky
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THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND HIS REGIME ARE TRAITORS TO THE UNITED STATES AND OUR ALLIES. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO INTERPRET THEIR BEHAVIOR! SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦
As of now we know that "very soon" to this administration means at least 9 years from now
The White House is promising to announce a new healthcare plan "very soon." We've heard that one before...
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
As of now we know that "very soon" to this administration means at least 9 years from now
I think this is giving him too much credit. The "conned" are either just a bunch of fucking morons or are somehow profiting off the con
The Greatest Con/Conman in America is Donald John Trump.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I think this is giving him too much credit. The "conned" are either just a bunch of fucking morons or are somehow profiting off the con
Maybe I want my secretary of transportation to not be a fucking moron.
Can't always get what you want - Mick Jagger
Can't always get what you want - Mick Jagger
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Maybe I want my secretary of transportation to not be a fucking moron.
Can't always get what you want - Mick Jagger
Can't always get what you want - Mick Jagger
Careful, he gonna get someone pregnant
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Careful, he gonna get someone pregnant
Two weeks just like the health care plan they've been promising for 11 years
Brooke Rollins: "Eggs are down. Really everything is coming down. But listen, we're not tone deaf. We know that a lot of Americans are like, 'Well, we're still not feeling the relief.' The relief is coming ... it really is a golden age just right around the corner."
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Two weeks just like the health care plan they've been promising for 11 years
I don't necessarily disagree with him but it should be emphasized that the dumbest of the dipshits he's referring to happens to be the billionaire president of the United States who owns a social media platform and is 100% guilty of the claims he's making.
Here’s what he’s missing:
We have a president calling immigrants “garbage” and affordability a hoax, a DOD secretary cosplaying war games with no accountability, a VP saying it’s “reasonable” to not want neighbors who speak another language, and a Speaker who believes women are inferior.
The GOP.
We have a president calling immigrants “garbage” and affordability a hoax, a DOD secretary cosplaying war games with no accountability, a VP saying it’s “reasonable” to not want neighbors who speak another language, and a Speaker who believes women are inferior.
The GOP.
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I don't necessarily disagree with him but it should be emphasized that the dumbest of the dipshits he's referring to happens to be the billionaire president of the United States who owns a social media platform and is 100% guilty of the claims he's making.
Truer words...
Nothing sucks worse at the end of a great weekend of football than having to hear Chris Collinsworth throughout the Sunday night game.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Truer words...
Friend sent me this. TOOOOOOOTALLY legal. Dude looked at his ball of twine, figured out he didn't know how to tie it down. Three it in the back seat and drove off.
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Friend sent me this. TOOOOOOOTALLY legal. Dude looked at his ball of twine, figured out he didn't know how to tie it down. Three it in the back seat and drove off.
This made me snort so loud I woke up both my dogs from a dead sleep
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This made me snort so loud I woke up both my dogs from a dead sleep
If Santa's listening...
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If Santa's listening...
At least one cabinet member expected to felch the president
"High-stakes"? Are they wagering to see who can kiss Trump's keister the hardest?
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
At least one cabinet member expected to felch the president
I wish they would just mute his mic. He says some of the most ridiculously stupid shit.
…I find myself rooting for a Commanders touchdown solely bc I want to hear Cris yell Mariota’s name with the lil flourish on his name
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I wish they would just mute his mic. He says some of the most ridiculously stupid shit.
Is it possible to say anything Dumpty does is "calculated" when he says he's going to lower prices by 1500%? His calculator is stuck on "8008"
Markwayne Mullin defends Trump pardoning Honduran president who was convicted of drug trafficking: "What the president is doing is always calculated. I haven't had a direct conversation with the president about it, but I do trust his natural reaction and his approach to foreign affairs."
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Is it possible to say anything Dumpty does is "calculated" when he says he's going to lower prices by 1500%? His calculator is stuck on "8008"
Who fucking cares?
After tonight’s games, the full NBA Cup bracket is set 👀
Who’s taking home the trophy?
Who’s taking home the trophy?
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Who fucking cares?
Problem is that you don't have to grow up, apparently
I’m so old I remember when the phrase ‘anyone can grow up to be the President’ was an expression of national pride not shame.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Problem is that you don't have to grow up, apparently
Great rock n roll halftime show
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Great rock n roll halftime show
Reposted by PerkyJerkyBerky
1/2 🧵What Trump does NOT want you to know is that the claim Lakanwal (the alleged shooter of two National Guardsmen)…who entered the U.S. in 2021 and was “granted asylum” in April 2025 under the Trump administration appears to be true and is also being widely reported.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
1/2 🧵What Trump does NOT want you to know is that the claim Lakanwal (the alleged shooter of two National Guardsmen)…who entered the U.S. in 2021 and was “granted asylum” in April 2025 under the Trump administration appears to be true and is also being widely reported.
Tryptophan makes you a racist, misogynist, xenophobic pedophile?!?!?! No turkey for me then.
This is going to be me around 3pm tomorrow as the tryptophan settles in.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tryptophan makes you a racist, misogynist, xenophobic pedophile?!?!?! No turkey for me then.
I'll take "soon" over "in prison" but the latter works too
🎩 TRUMP, NEEDS TO DIE IN PRISON! ⚖️
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'll take "soon" over "in prison" but the latter works too
Dumpty is a big, fat, STUPID slob
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Dumpty is a big, fat, STUPID slob
I've been depositing l my Soros protest checks in a high yield savings account to prepare for this. 🤞
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I've been depositing l my Soros protest checks in a high yield savings account to prepare for this. 🤞
I would say he should stick to sports but he's not that good at that either. Talent doesn't seem to be a requirement in punditry of any type anymore.
I have no idea why media continues to hype this person as a serious political commentator, but to go even further and float him as a viable presidential candidate is just farcical.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I would say he should stick to sports but he's not that good at that either. Talent doesn't seem to be a requirement in punditry of any type anymore.
Kegbreath needs to just ask him out already because he obviously has a hard on for a real war hero
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Kegbreath needs to just ask him out already because he obviously has a hard on for a real war hero
I wonder if that means he only has male friends
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I wonder if that means he only has male friends
Like he knows any scholars. Please!
He keeps insisting that his “orders” outrank the Constitution.
A president’s power isn’t unlimited.
The military swears an oath to the Constitution, not to a man.
The fact that he still doesn’t understand that is exactly why he’s dangerous.👇
A president’s power isn’t unlimited.
The military swears an oath to the Constitution, not to a man.
The fact that he still doesn’t understand that is exactly why he’s dangerous.👇
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Like he knows any scholars. Please!