Ethan • 🏳️⚧️
@pawjob-johnson.bsky.social
He/him
Autistic as fuck about science
Puppyboy :3
Autistic as fuck about science
Puppyboy :3
Sometimes the sun paints the world to show me where you should be
June 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Sometimes the sun paints the world to show me where you should be
depressed because im hungry.. too depressed to cook... hungry... depressed because im hungry
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
depressed because im hungry.. too depressed to cook... hungry... depressed because im hungry
Nothing pmo more than the 'poly people all look the same' jokes. Lord forbid someone isn't conventionally attractive
January 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Nothing pmo more than the 'poly people all look the same' jokes. Lord forbid someone isn't conventionally attractive
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“Maybe I’ll come” - I’m not coming
“I’ll let you know” - I’m not coming
“I’m not sure yet” - I’m very sure that I’m not coming
“I’ll try and come” - I won’t try anything
“I’ll think about it” - I won’t think about anything, I’m not coming
“I’ll let you know” - I’m not coming
“I’m not sure yet” - I’m very sure that I’m not coming
“I’ll try and come” - I won’t try anything
“I’ll think about it” - I won’t think about anything, I’m not coming
January 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
“Maybe I’ll come” - I’m not coming
“I’ll let you know” - I’m not coming
“I’m not sure yet” - I’m very sure that I’m not coming
“I’ll try and come” - I won’t try anything
“I’ll think about it” - I won’t think about anything, I’m not coming
“I’ll let you know” - I’m not coming
“I’m not sure yet” - I’m very sure that I’m not coming
“I’ll try and come” - I won’t try anything
“I’ll think about it” - I won’t think about anything, I’m not coming
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makes jerk off motion
makes cum too early motion
makes crying motion
makes pretend nothing happened motion
makes cum too early motion
makes crying motion
makes pretend nothing happened motion
January 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
makes jerk off motion
makes cum too early motion
makes crying motion
makes pretend nothing happened motion
makes cum too early motion
makes crying motion
makes pretend nothing happened motion
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Honestly watching, playing, reading anything with my wives makes that thing like 500000x more special
Doing things alone just doesn't hit the same...
Doing things alone just doesn't hit the same...
January 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Honestly watching, playing, reading anything with my wives makes that thing like 500000x more special
Doing things alone just doesn't hit the same...
Doing things alone just doesn't hit the same...
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Boot licker (commission from twitter)
November 30, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Boot licker (commission from twitter)
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girl who doesn't get enough cuddles x overly handsy new friend group that gropes her constantly
January 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
girl who doesn't get enough cuddles x overly handsy new friend group that gropes her constantly
Making myself sob at 7 in the morning because I spent all night looking at my baby pictures and wondering why nobody loved her enough to stay
January 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Making myself sob at 7 in the morning because I spent all night looking at my baby pictures and wondering why nobody loved her enough to stay
I swear to god Ive been watching so many FNaF playthroughs I'm hallucinating the sound of the damn phone ringing
January 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I swear to god Ive been watching so many FNaF playthroughs I'm hallucinating the sound of the damn phone ringing
Purposefully not setting an alarm on the days I know my girlfriend is coming over because I'd rather be woken up by her and cuddle instead of having to wait for her arrival
December 26, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Purposefully not setting an alarm on the days I know my girlfriend is coming over because I'd rather be woken up by her and cuddle instead of having to wait for her arrival
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secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair
December 22, 2024 at 2:20 AM
secretly feeding ozempic to my rival farmer's prize hog so that my hog wins the blue ribbon for fattest hog at the county fair
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The real hunger games is me stumbling tired and stoned into my kitchen to get a late night snack without turning the lights on and two cats running under my feet the whole way
December 21, 2024 at 2:53 AM
The real hunger games is me stumbling tired and stoned into my kitchen to get a late night snack without turning the lights on and two cats running under my feet the whole way
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come along shiny rectangle friends, it’s snack time
(smooshing shredded cheese on all your pfps)
(smooshing shredded cheese on all your pfps)
December 21, 2024 at 2:57 AM
come along shiny rectangle friends, it’s snack time
(smooshing shredded cheese on all your pfps)
(smooshing shredded cheese on all your pfps)
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Can't believe everyone's getting into Luigi Mangione now of all times. Mate I played it twenty years ago. I'm on Luigi Mangione 3 now catch up
December 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Can't believe everyone's getting into Luigi Mangione now of all times. Mate I played it twenty years ago. I'm on Luigi Mangione 3 now catch up
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rewatching rise and getting 8 boners a second, this show is so beautiful
November 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
rewatching rise and getting 8 boners a second, this show is so beautiful
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remember kids, when they do it, It's Just Business, but when you do it, it's TERRORISM!
December 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
remember kids, when they do it, It's Just Business, but when you do it, it's TERRORISM!
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Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
December 18, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Guess which ‘one’ hasn’t figured it out yet?! 👇
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
Just one guess. 🇺🇸
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America feels like your mom cheated on your dad with the sexual predator down the street, dad is still in the process of moving out, but mom is gleefully skipping around in anticipation of her rapist lover moving in and joining the household.
December 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
America feels like your mom cheated on your dad with the sexual predator down the street, dad is still in the process of moving out, but mom is gleefully skipping around in anticipation of her rapist lover moving in and joining the household.
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tiny transmascs love fat girls
December 17, 2024 at 2:25 AM
tiny transmascs love fat girls