this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

ottawa mentioned

we're already dead

Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”

This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.

Auston Matthews and Mitch Marner have never scored a goal in a game 7.

They’ve both played in 6 of them each.

“this is as deep as they’ve been with this core group” and it’s just round 2

dipshits in 2019: you people are NPCs, you don't even think for yourselves
dipshits in 2025: I have outsourced my thinking to Clippy

The recession is coming, folks: My wife bought us off-brand dyer sheets. No more pictures of seascapes or teddy bear mascots and rainbows on the box. It’s just a black & white drawing of a man alone in a room, sitting at a table with a Bible and a gun.

A lot of Americans don't know this, but the winner of the Canadian election will be required live in a small cottage located in the backyard of the palace where the viceroy to the King of England lives.

The cottage just recently got a new wifi router, which was very exciting for all Canadians.

Go Sens go!

Given the current climate, that Sports Interaction ad that plays every ad break during hockey games has gone from being merely boring to being incredibly tone deaf. Don’t pit Canadians against each other.

Remember to spread a little joy, even if it will be fleeting