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Patton Oswalt
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Writing and yelling.
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Nine days left! Join @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and Lorenzo Mattotti in helping Gulliver get safely ashore. This gorgeous art book edition of Jonathan's Swift's comedic fantasy classic pierces the heart imperial violence and the hypocrisies of modernity. find us at the link below!
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wow!!!
The first Minor Threats Library Edition hardcover is coming February 11th 2026 from @darkhorse.com featuring brand new cover art by Minor Threats co-creator Scott Hepburn! Let your comic shop know you want one TODAY!… or else!
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yesterday’s 3rd Annual Creator Con Block Party ended with an invite-only screening of THE RUNNING MAN. Watching a room full of comics, film and TV professionals get absolutely SCORCHED by this genius film is a highlight of this decade. Wow!!! @edgarwright.bsky.social doesn’t MISS.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Had an absolute blast today at Revenge Of's Comic Creator Block Party, seeing so many friends and fans. It's become one of my favorite annual traditions. So many thanks to @blumjordan.bsky.social and @pattonoswalt.bsky.social for actually getting L.A. comics folks to meet up in L.A. 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
DAAAAAAAAAMN
My fiancée and I went to see @pattonoswalt.bsky.social and he had a joke about men not getting an engagement ring, but they should get swords instead. She said, “my father left me a set of katanas. They’re now yours.” (Above an Arturia PolyBrute synthesizer)
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Thanks to the #RevengeOf team, @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social, and everyone who showed up to the #ComicCreatorsBlockParty ‘25! It was one of the best run and most fun (rhyme on purpose) comics events I’ve ever been lucky enough to attend.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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incredible new trump photo
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Does this guy know how to put the ladies in the mood or what?
Dr. Mehmet Oz said he is hoping Americans “make lots of Trump babies” before the 2026 midterm elections.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
YES!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What a brutal loss for Cory. I hope JD is there to help cushion the blow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Come on John. COME ON MAN…
Nearly 90% of the vote reporting in Virginia's #HD30 (Trump+1):

John McAuliff (D)- 51.4%
Geary Higgins (R) (Inc)- 48.6%

We are about to see our first flip of the night potentially!
November 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There we go Virginia!!!! Yes yes yes!!!
MSNBC calls Virginia for Spanberger
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“For I was hungry, and you gave me food after I nailed an Iron Cross and 3 pulsets to Foxy Brown’s ‘Candy’…”
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
What an amazing, chilling read. Can’t wait for this book to drop!
In honor of the dearly departed, a preview from Chapter Two ("The 9/11 Lobotomy") my forthcoming (hopefully in a year) book THE INFERNAL TRIANGLE: HOW AMERICA GOT THIS WAY.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Just heard that Dick Cheney died and instantly thought of it this clip that introduced me to the comedy of @pattonoswalt.bsky.social ages and ages ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIQS...
Patton Oswalt - The Dukes Of Hazzard.wmv
YouTube video by ExtremeHoward
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November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We need you tomorrow, Loudoun County! Bring this one home, guys!!!
Loudoun County’s @pattonoswalt.bsky.social is showing up for his Hometown candidate @johnmcauliff.bsky.social, running for House of Delegates in the Piedmont. This video has been airing in the district, and now we’re taking it to social media to rally our neighbors to show up strong on Election Day!
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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If anyone is interested in the sequel to COHERENCE, we finally landed on a story worthy of the mission. Unless the actors revolt, we will probably do it just like the first one, where they know their own character details, but don't know what the other actors are going to say or do. Like real life.
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I am SO HAPPY you are introducing COHERENCE to new viewers. One of my all-time fave films.
Echinacea, passion flower, a little valerian, ketamine... 😄

I love the way she tries to slide the ketamine in there casually, like it's the least important ingredient

#Coherence #FrightClub
November 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I can’t wait for you guys to see THE RUNNING MAN. Good God what a relentless, super-fun brain-blast of a flick! And I got to meet WALTER FUCKING HILL, one of my screenwriting heroes, at the afterparty! Thanks @edgarwright.bsky.social!!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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this #Halloween, you may keep your lifelike zombies, sir, and your sexy cosplay girls, THIS... is STILL the best #costume pic on the internet, and s/b re-upped every year

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Mr. Oswalt's costume by Adam of Hollywood
October 31, 2025 at 10:08 PM