Yesterday’s 3rd Annual Creator Con Block Party ended with an invite-only screening of THE RUNNING MAN. Watching a room full of comics, film and TV professionals get absolutely SCORCHED by this genius film is a highlight of this decade. Wow!!! @edgarwright.bsky.social doesn’t MISS.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yesterday’s 3rd Annual Creator Con Block Party ended with an invite-only screening of THE RUNNING MAN. Watching a room full of comics, film and TV professionals get absolutely SCORCHED by this genius film is a highlight of this decade. Wow!!! @edgarwright.bsky.social doesn’t MISS.
Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
“For I was hungry, and you gave me food after I nailed an Iron Cross and 3 pulsets to Foxy Brown’s ‘Candy’…”
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“For I was hungry, and you gave me food after I nailed an Iron Cross and 3 pulsets to Foxy Brown’s ‘Candy’…”
I can’t wait for you guys to see THE RUNNING MAN. Good God what a relentless, super-fun brain-blast of a flick! And I got to meet WALTER FUCKING HILL, one of my screenwriting heroes, at the afterparty! Thanks @edgarwright.bsky.social!!!
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I can’t wait for you guys to see THE RUNNING MAN. Good God what a relentless, super-fun brain-blast of a flick! And I got to meet WALTER FUCKING HILL, one of my screenwriting heroes, at the afterparty! Thanks @edgarwright.bsky.social!!!
When you raise your kid right.
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When you raise your kid right.
Next Thursday! Me & some buddies are gonna read super-short, SUPER-scary stories for Halloween! Tickets are going VERY fast for this one! It’s a small, intimate space so come on out, have a drink, and let’s get eeeeeeerie!
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Next Thursday! Me & some buddies are gonna read super-short, SUPER-scary stories for Halloween! Tickets are going VERY fast for this one! It’s a small, intimate space so come on out, have a drink, and let’s get eeeeeeerie!
I love the wedding announcements in the NYTimes Sunday Styles.
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I love the wedding announcements in the NYTimes Sunday Styles.
I loved Drew Struzan’s artwork so much. Especially loved how, for THE NAME OF THE ROSE poster, he drew Sean Connery in a, “nuh-UH girl” pose.
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I loved Drew Struzan’s artwork so much. Especially loved how, for THE NAME OF THE ROSE poster, he drew Sean Connery in a, “nuh-UH girl” pose.
This Sunday at Largo at The Coronet! PATTON OSWALT AND FRIENDS! Lucas Hirl! Melissa Villaseñor! Judd Apatow! Tickets are vanishing! See you there!
October 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This Sunday at Largo at The Coronet! PATTON OSWALT AND FRIENDS! Lucas Hirl! Melissa Villaseñor! Judd Apatow! Tickets are vanishing! See you there!
The deleted “Mouth of Sauron” scene in RETURN OF THE KING and the “Romero negotiates” scene in ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK are basically the same energy.
October 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The deleted “Mouth of Sauron” scene in RETURN OF THE KING and the “Romero negotiates” scene in ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK are basically the same energy.
🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
October 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
Another beautiful Burbank morning.
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Another beautiful Burbank morning.
It has begun. No flesh shall be spared. Also, I’m in Milwaukee, Hammond and Flint this week! Go to pattonoswalt.com for tix!
October 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It has begun. No flesh shall be spared. Also, I’m in Milwaukee, Hammond and Flint this week! Go to pattonoswalt.com for tix!
Whoa! SNAP! How is Trump gonna recover from this?!?! The gloves are OFF.
September 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Whoa! SNAP! How is Trump gonna recover from this?!?! The gloves are OFF.
Happy 40th Ganniversary to all who celebrate.
September 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Happy 40th Ganniversary to all who celebrate.
I love how — on BlueSky and then Twitter — I got THE most “BlueSky” and “Twitter” responses about my Texas Chainsaw Massacre theory.
Anyway, go see CHAIN REACTIONS when you get a chance.
Anyway, go see CHAIN REACTIONS when you get a chance.
September 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I love how — on BlueSky and then Twitter — I got THE most “BlueSky” and “Twitter” responses about my Texas Chainsaw Massacre theory.
Anyway, go see CHAIN REACTIONS when you get a chance.
Anyway, go see CHAIN REACTIONS when you get a chance.
Friday, October 17th! Wilmington, Delaware! It’s FINALLY HAPPENING. Come see an hour plus of new material plus a new shirt I just bought! pattonoswalt.com for tix!
September 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Friday, October 17th! Wilmington, Delaware! It’s FINALLY HAPPENING. Come see an hour plus of new material plus a new shirt I just bought! pattonoswalt.com for tix!
Hark! I bring good news!
September 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hark! I bring good news!
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
Here we go Austin! Paramount Theatre this Friday and FantasticFest alllllll weekend!
September 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Here we go Austin! Paramount Theatre this Friday and FantasticFest alllllll weekend!
