The grass toucher
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I touch grass so you don’t have to
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[Rapoport] The #Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the #Colts. Blockbuster. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
[Rapoport] The #Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to the #Colts. Blockbuster. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...
Y’all know about raisins and grapes right? And pickles and cucumbers??
October 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Y’all know about raisins and grapes right? And pickles and cucumbers??
Isn’t this the same guy who forced Indiana to overturn its heinous anti-LGBTQ law a few years ago?
If Benioff is MAGA now that’s a huge signal that the Silicon Valley big money donor base is basically gone for Dems (it’s a signal of other things, too, obviously)
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
www.nytimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Isn’t this the same guy who forced Indiana to overturn its heinous anti-LGBTQ law a few years ago?
because that isn't what they believe or how they feel
Why can't one of these guys just say something like: "Yes, I'm a Republican. But more importantly, I'm an American and a human being. And what the President has (posted/said/done) is simply wrong."
I mean, what is the worst that could happen? They regain some dignity??
I mean, what is the worst that could happen? They regain some dignity??
Rep. Carlos Gimenez defends Trump's racist AI videos: "You're gonna see more of these things happen, and so people need to develop a little bit thicker skin ... if you complain about it you're just going to get more of it"
October 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
because that isn't what they believe or how they feel
What the fuck is this bullshit
Charlie Kirk delivered hard-line ideas while orchestrating viral moments, creating a template that other influencers adopted. Here’s a look at how he constructed his confrontations.
See How Charlie Kirk’s Debate Style Worked
A close read of some of Mr. Kirk’s most viral exchanges shows an approach that was polished and skillful — if not always fair.
nyti.ms
September 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What the fuck is this bullshit
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The year is 2025
The deep ball is dead
The last good player in the NFL is Daniel Jones
The deep ball is dead
The last good player in the NFL is Daniel Jones
September 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The year is 2025
The deep ball is dead
The last good player in the NFL is Daniel Jones
The deep ball is dead
The last good player in the NFL is Daniel Jones
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They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
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States can mitigate that to a certain extent — they can get rid of some hoops. But states have very limited funds, and they might not have the cash to pay for vaccines in the same way the federal government does. That's really going to hurt poor kids
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
States can mitigate that to a certain extent — they can get rid of some hoops. But states have very limited funds, and they might not have the cash to pay for vaccines in the same way the federal government does. That's really going to hurt poor kids
Buckinghamshire doesn't even sound like a real place
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Buckinghamshire doesn't even sound like a real place
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Let me get this straight: you get cancelled for calling them fascists and get investigated for being anti-fascist
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Let me get this straight: you get cancelled for calling them fascists and get investigated for being anti-fascist
Not hypocritical. Clearly they just think the rules of civility don't apply to them. It's also clear that the reason they do this is because they believe the sentiment that democrats or other out-groups are less deserving of the rights and laws that protect conservatives; they express it often
Remember, every time they clutch their pearls over something someone said about them, they are lying hypocritical shitbirds.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I think she's a disgraceful person. A loser. It's amazing the way people vote, I know it's people from her area of the world, they got here and they vote her in — it's hard to believe. But I think she's a disgusting person."
September 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not hypocritical. Clearly they just think the rules of civility don't apply to them. It's also clear that the reason they do this is because they believe the sentiment that democrats or other out-groups are less deserving of the rights and laws that protect conservatives; they express it often
Thats right
September 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Thats right
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me: hey dave, you almost done. we open the bakery in 5 min....
dave grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO BAKE
dave grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO BAKE
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
me: hey dave, you almost done. we open the bakery in 5 min....
dave grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO BAKE
dave grohl: I'VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO BAKE
This is one of the most scared people I’ve ever seen
A panicked Trump asks for protesters to be removed from a DC restaurant tonight
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
This is one of the most scared people I’ve ever seen
Yeah except now must people follow up “I dont know” with “I’ll ask ChatGPT”
A little solace for the Anti AI crowd. The greatest weakness of AI is its inability to say “I don’t know”.
Our ability to admit what we don’t know , will always govern humans an advantage.
Our ability to admit what we don’t know , will always govern humans an advantage.
September 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yeah except now must people follow up “I dont know” with “I’ll ask ChatGPT”
Ok now make it a sandwich
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
September 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Ok now make it a sandwich
Wonder if part of the reason for this is how frequently players (especially top tier) get traded around these days
Mark Cuban: "Kids today are more fans of the players than they are the teams. When we grew up you're a Lakers fan, I'm a Steelers fan...now it's just like you see Steph and Steph comes to town and there's a ton of kids with Steph jerseys on. That wasn't gonna happen 10 years ago"
September 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Wonder if part of the reason for this is how frequently players (especially top tier) get traded around these days
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If I were a victim of domestic abuse, one of the last people I’d want to “save me” is Rudy Giuliani
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If I were a victim of domestic abuse, one of the last people I’d want to “save me” is Rudy Giuliani
Ah, well
Trump: "The line is that I'm a dictator, but I stop crime. So a lot of people say, 'You know, if that's the case, I'd rather have a dictator.'"
August 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ah, well
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If nothing else, this is just an absolutely sophomoric article to premiere the "magazine" (or online publication, website, whatever) with. Presenting yourself as a "savior of liberalism" and then starting off by saying you need to play nice with Nazis in order to persuade the undecideds.
glad to see this publication is…exactly what everyone thought it would be before a single word was published
August 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If nothing else, this is just an absolutely sophomoric article to premiere the "magazine" (or online publication, website, whatever) with. Presenting yourself as a "savior of liberalism" and then starting off by saying you need to play nice with Nazis in order to persuade the undecideds.
