patchrick
@patchesmel.one
commie degenerate software engineer and pro wrestling enthusiast
They traded this in for some bullshit called “Thunderbolt”. They have played us for absolute fools
Kinda miss those 2000/10s docking stations for laptops that felt like you were shoving a magazine into a pistol lol
It made such a damn good "thunk" sound and when you turned the key to lock it in OMG.....kids let me tell you the tactile satisfaction of this device over USBC...
It made such a damn good "thunk" sound and when you turned the key to lock it in OMG.....kids let me tell you the tactile satisfaction of this device over USBC...
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They traded this in for some bullshit called “Thunderbolt”. They have played us for absolute fools
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bluesky is a cautionary tale in the psychic danger of operating a site that has a userbase
November 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
bluesky is a cautionary tale in the psychic danger of operating a site that has a userbase
Were we just in the same all-hands meeting?
don't you love disrupting innovation via novel success metrics to promote value-added alignment across new verticals for our q2 roadmap? this paradigm shift will allow for holistic client-centric data-driven solutions to help everyone along their customer journies.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Were we just in the same all-hands meeting?
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Incredible 🤼
I really do hope AEW can go for another 20 odd years, cause the second gen wrestlers who come in the door are going to be super unhinged.
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Incredible 🤼
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It has never been so obvious that capitalism has outlived any supposed usefulness it ever had a claim to
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It has never been so obvious that capitalism has outlived any supposed usefulness it ever had a claim to
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big tech companies bragged about how they fired all their developers and got AI to generate all their code, and now there's a major internet outage every week
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
big tech companies bragged about how they fired all their developers and got AI to generate all their code, and now there's a major internet outage every week
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“breaking the internet” used to be a big deal but now the internet breaks all the time
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“breaking the internet” used to be a big deal but now the internet breaks all the time
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its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
its cool how the internet actually works like this xkcd comic from 2011 now
AWS, Azure, and Cloudflare all having outages in the last month have revealed that, for all the talk of reliability and efficiency, everything is built on a digital equivalent of the Suez Canal
Maybe the entire internet shouldn't be built on the backs of like 3 companies
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AWS, Azure, and Cloudflare all having outages in the last month have revealed that, for all the talk of reliability and efficiency, everything is built on a digital equivalent of the Suez Canal
I love my job working on a product that is entirely dependent on being able to pull data from other websites and getting to explain to the brass it’s not our product that’s broken every time one of these massive cloud infrastructure services goes out
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I love my job working on a product that is entirely dependent on being able to pull data from other websites and getting to explain to the brass it’s not our product that’s broken every time one of these massive cloud infrastructure services goes out
this would fix me
turn cloudflare back off
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this would fix me
Anyone who shows up without a @joined-labeler.shatteredsky.net badge is a fed. I know it’s true, I just can’t prove it
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Anyone who shows up without a @joined-labeler.shatteredsky.net badge is a fed. I know it’s true, I just can’t prove it
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that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
that whole 'this country isn't ready for a woman president' line is really upsetting because it shows exactly how neoliberalism works, redirecting blame from issues of policy (or lack thereof) onto a flattened, vague type of sexism in a way that ultimately doesn't even challenge sexism!
Greg has come out as pro-pedo
As a Minor Attracted Person, seeing Stephen Crowder aggressively pushing for taxidermy scares me.
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Greg has come out as pro-pedo
I’m seeing too many “brainworm” posts and not enough “Bubba was a horse” posts
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m seeing too many “brainworm” posts and not enough “Bubba was a horse” posts
If that works this site will truly have The Juice 🤼
November 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If that works this site will truly have The Juice 🤼
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people who say “you wouldn’t say that offline” severely underestimate the number of times my mouth has gotten me into a jam
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
people who say “you wouldn’t say that offline” severely underestimate the number of times my mouth has gotten me into a jam
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I think weaponizing your pettiness is vital in this moment of political crisis and realignment. Be happy I am not spitting on people. Which is something we should be doing, by the way ☝️
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think weaponizing your pettiness is vital in this moment of political crisis and realignment. Be happy I am not spitting on people. Which is something we should be doing, by the way ☝️
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My book “Like, Comment, Subscribe, Die” is out now as an ebook! If you like murder mysteries and true crime you’ll love this! Check it out on your ebook store of choice!
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Like, Comment, Subscribe, DIE: A Fiona Brooks Murder Mystery by K.C Clyburn
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November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
My book “Like, Comment, Subscribe, Die” is out now as an ebook! If you like murder mysteries and true crime you’ll love this! Check it out on your ebook store of choice!
books2read.com/u/mVJyOp
books2read.com/u/mVJyOp
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Hey I'm a great copy editor, a better fact checker and if someone would need an ombudsman, it's the work I was born to do.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hey I'm a great copy editor, a better fact checker and if someone would need an ombudsman, it's the work I was born to do.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
Who am I kidding, but hey, hit me up.
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Bury every single one of them in Epstein’s tomb like unwilling cats with a pharaoh.
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bury every single one of them in Epstein’s tomb like unwilling cats with a pharaoh.
This site is run by dipshit libertarians who bit off more than they could chew and, as a result, outsourced the primary form of (non-tech) social media maintenance to AI. We can keep complaining about it, but every post is just feeding their metrics for daily activity
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This site is run by dipshit libertarians who bit off more than they could chew and, as a result, outsourced the primary form of (non-tech) social media maintenance to AI. We can keep complaining about it, but every post is just feeding their metrics for daily activity
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BlueSky is a site that enables people with power who have done *real world harm* while silencing people without power who express frustration in the form of dark humor.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
BlueSky is a site that enables people with power who have done *real world harm* while silencing people without power who express frustration in the form of dark humor.