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professional idiot; amateur professional

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hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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buttondown.com/perfectsente... this week in sentences: raccoon, redwood, gambling, bruised, sweater, mysterious, winter, ripeness, cult, flesh-tone, beaver bombing, laissez-ed, ethics, definitionally, glands, indolent, robot wolves
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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I am once again gently and kindly reminding everyone

If you see a video that looks like people doing something that immediately triggers a strong positive or negative reaction ...

Take that as a signal to put on your skeptical hat and take a close look before sharing
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Seeing Weird Al do Killing in the Name was great but I’m gonna need to hear Zack de la Rocha’s take on Eat It to see who is better
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Miyazaki waking up screaming and drenched in sweat:
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Any product designers looking for work right now?

I got a role open near me:

job-boards.greenhouse.io/launchdarkly...
Senior Product Designer (UX)
Remote - US
job-boards.greenhouse.io
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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so corrupt FIFA inventing some dubious award to give to possibly the most corrupt US president of all time is a recognition of his pioneering efforts to push the envelope in corruption excellence
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Android spellchecker vigorously resisting my attempts to type the names of Autechre songs
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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There is no reason why two married people should both know what HMAC keys are

At most one person can know, and the other person can live in peace
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
George Saunders author's note for CivilWarLand in Bad Decline is such a great piece about writing, finding a style authentic to his own life and freeing himself to write to his strengths
CivilWarLand in Bad Decline: Preface by George Saunders
January 7, 2013 – We loved Joel Lovell’s profile of George Saunders in yesterday’s Times Magazine. Lovell quotes generously from Saunders’s preface to the new edition of
www.theparisreview.org
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
setting up my out of office responder while i sink into this for the next 2 to 3 thousand years
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability

lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...

"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
3 is the better power but I'd 100% wall clip on accident and die so I'll go with 2
You can only pick one
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Thing is, Cotton served, so I think he knows this and just doesn't care.

I will say, the fact that these guys aren't combatants already and their boat is just a boat. With no weapons. It becomes tricky to figure out when they're hors de combat when they were never, uh, de combat in the first place.
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this rules. my family could not afford to send me on field trips & i missed out on so much bonding. even worse i still had to go to school, i was just there with almost no other students and a substitute teacher that didn't want to be there either.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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don't really think drugs, as a concept, will ever be able to recover from the reputational hit they're about to take
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
more kids than ever before are finding inspiration in Bartleby the Scrivener
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Ghost in the Shell (1995)
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM