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brianloveswords
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· Dec 6
hello it's me your CEO texting from a number you've never seen, I need 46 gas station hot dogs for an important business deal no time to explain why
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Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
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What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
Excel is a spiteful little goblin when it comes to CSVs and if you just double-click to open, it WILL fuck you up.
- use `File > Import`
- change file origin to `UTF-8`
- check your columns: `General` will fuck your shit up for things that kinda look like numbers but aren't
- use `File > Import`
- change file origin to `UTF-8`
- check your columns: `General` will fuck your shit up for things that kinda look like numbers but aren't
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Excel is a spiteful little goblin when it comes to CSVs and if you just double-click to open, it WILL fuck you up.
- use `File > Import`
- change file origin to `UTF-8`
- check your columns: `General` will fuck your shit up for things that kinda look like numbers but aren't
- use `File > Import`
- change file origin to `UTF-8`
- check your columns: `General` will fuck your shit up for things that kinda look like numbers but aren't
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it's a new year! download your employer's new wellness app. it's different from last year's wellness app. fill out this questionnaire about your health. connect your fittness watch! how are you sleeping? are you sad? did you know you can unlock the app with your face?! what's your darkest secret?
January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
it's a new year! download your employer's new wellness app. it's different from last year's wellness app. fill out this questionnaire about your health. connect your fittness watch! how are you sleeping? are you sad? did you know you can unlock the app with your face?! what's your darkest secret?
i don't believe in capital punishment except for people who spit their gum on the floor in public places, for example in terminal S at madrid airport, right around gate S10.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
i don't believe in capital punishment except for people who spit their gum on the floor in public places, for example in terminal S at madrid airport, right around gate S10.
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Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.
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I was up till 3 AM forking go's crypto library.
Here's a fun lil debugging story for about why:
eieio.games/blog/ssh-sen...
Here's a fun lil debugging story for about why:
eieio.games/blog/ssh-sen...
Why does SSH send 100 packets per keystroke? · eieio.games
I made my next game twice as fast by forking go's crypto library
eieio.games
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I was up till 3 AM forking go's crypto library.
Here's a fun lil debugging story for about why:
eieio.games/blog/ssh-sen...
Here's a fun lil debugging story for about why:
eieio.games/blog/ssh-sen...
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Everyone’s just trying to live their lives the best they can. And these motherfuckers are just wilding out, marauding, terrorizing for no fucking reason beyond “they can.” This helps nobody. This benefits zero people. This is dropping entire communities into a nightmare for sport.
January 22, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Everyone’s just trying to live their lives the best they can. And these motherfuckers are just wilding out, marauding, terrorizing for no fucking reason beyond “they can.” This helps nobody. This benefits zero people. This is dropping entire communities into a nightmare for sport.
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if you can afford to spend 30 seconds chatting and trying to look nonchalant as you fumble with a gas canister, perhaps you are not in a scenario where chemical weapons are warranted
January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
if you can afford to spend 30 seconds chatting and trying to look nonchalant as you fumble with a gas canister, perhaps you are not in a scenario where chemical weapons are warranted
placement of the ellipses on this quote look like they are his dying words
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
placement of the ellipses on this quote look like they are his dying words
air force one pilot as she turns the plane around
guess who is going to japannnnnnnnn
January 21, 2026 at 8:30 AM
air force one pilot as she turns the plane around
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
it's 100% because i put some nice ladybug food on the 6 🌿
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 PM
it's 100% because i put some nice ladybug food on the 6 🌿
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can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people
I'm pretty over this experiment of pairing up the pettiest motherfucker on the planet with craven racist sycophants, giving them control of a world superpower and seeing what havoc wreaks
January 20, 2026 at 7:21 AM
I'm pretty over this experiment of pairing up the pettiest motherfucker on the planet with craven racist sycophants, giving them control of a world superpower and seeing what havoc wreaks
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
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my post did not get 1 million likes. mods???
January 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
my post did not get 1 million likes. mods???
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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this happens to me all the time. it means you should buy some swords
a friend read my tarot cards the other day and it was Literally Just Swords, which, well, interesting
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 AM
this happens to me all the time. it means you should buy some swords
functional checks and balances on executive power would be so sick right now
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 AM
functional checks and balances on executive power would be so sick right now
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains