David Johnson
@pastordave18.bsky.social
Former Broadcaster, and Building Mover. Definitely not a real Pastor.
Husband, Father, and not as funny as I think I am
Husband, Father, and not as funny as I think I am
Shout out to the Wok Box im at. Two TVs one has Mr. Bean, the other is animated Mr. Bean.
10/10 would order more noodle than I could comfortably consume again
10/10 would order more noodle than I could comfortably consume again
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Shout out to the Wok Box im at. Two TVs one has Mr. Bean, the other is animated Mr. Bean.
10/10 would order more noodle than I could comfortably consume again
10/10 would order more noodle than I could comfortably consume again
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it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn
The biggest change in 2026 so far is my targeted ads on the evil social media app are now sketchy Colon clense pills instead of sketchy ED pills.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The biggest change in 2026 so far is my targeted ads on the evil social media app are now sketchy Colon clense pills instead of sketchy ED pills.
Thank you CBC Coast to Coast Countdown. Love counting down new year when it hits the mainland and being comfortably in bed before midnight local time.
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Thank you CBC Coast to Coast Countdown. Love counting down new year when it hits the mainland and being comfortably in bed before midnight local time.
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Don't cry for the people who would cheer if it happened to you instead.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Don't cry for the people who would cheer if it happened to you instead.
Congratulations to Bread and Circus on their engagement. The ultimate power couple.
August 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Congratulations to Bread and Circus on their engagement. The ultimate power couple.
Oilers fans furiously googling "Calvin Pickard return projection"
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oilers fans furiously googling "Calvin Pickard return projection"
I have some thoughts and facts that I posted on the evil social media not owned by a Nazi. I'll save you from having to go over there.
April 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I have some thoughts and facts that I posted on the evil social media not owned by a Nazi. I'll save you from having to go over there.
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Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Men will literally start a trade war with every other nation on earth instead of going to therapy.
I'm at my nieces cheer competition and I must say, whoever makes the makeup shotgun is making a fortune off these girls and competitions.
March 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'm at my nieces cheer competition and I must say, whoever makes the makeup shotgun is making a fortune off these girls and competitions.
I don't think the comparisons of Trump to Hitler are fair when it's becoming clear Trump is just Neville Chamberlain
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't think the comparisons of Trump to Hitler are fair when it's becoming clear Trump is just Neville Chamberlain
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Dan Bongino sued the Daily Beast for $15 million for reporting the NRA fired him for being "unfit for his duties" and not only did he lose but he was found liable for the Beast legal fees and had to pay THEM $40,000
Trump just named Right wing podcaster Dan Bongingo Deputy Director of the FBI
February 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Dan Bongino sued the Daily Beast for $15 million for reporting the NRA fired him for being "unfit for his duties" and not only did he lose but he was found liable for the Beast legal fees and had to pay THEM $40,000
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
2025: The Year of Worst Possible Outcomes!
Colour me shocked the the openly pro Putin politician is saying and doing things that raise tensions among NATO countries.
January 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Colour me shocked the the openly pro Putin politician is saying and doing things that raise tensions among NATO countries.
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i think the joke is
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
Netflix couldn't get Michael Buffer to intro the fight but they are getting a buffer for the fight.
November 16, 2024 at 5:10 AM
i think the joke is
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
HBO: Michael Buffer
Showtime: Bruce Buffer
Netflix: Network Buffer
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genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
November 16, 2024 at 3:17 AM
genuinely wonder it must feel like to be Jake Paul right now
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
a literal Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man moment as everyone on earth roots for you to be beaten to death on live television
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I know nothing about Boxing, but it doesn't seem shocking that the boxer who didn't get her face split open won.
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
I know nothing about Boxing, but it doesn't seem shocking that the boxer who didn't get her face split open won.
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when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
November 5, 2024 at 1:47 PM
when you accidentally write the most pro-Kamala post of the election
PSA: If you are a "Husky" man and have facial hair, do not under any circumstance shave it. On an unrelated note, I will be avoiding all pictures for at least a month.
August 4, 2024 at 3:43 AM
PSA: If you are a "Husky" man and have facial hair, do not under any circumstance shave it. On an unrelated note, I will be avoiding all pictures for at least a month.
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You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.
June 9, 2024 at 4:59 PM
You know there was once a famous carpenter with long hair and some crazy ideas that turned out to be wise teachings. His name was John Carpenter and he taught us it's more fun to be stoned and play video games than work.