Michael Thomas
@pastapalmjt.bsky.social
Inconsistent Streamer | the most boring job at an interesting place | #crew96
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My next therapy appointment is gonna be a doozy
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My next therapy appointment is gonna be a doozy
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did it happen like this
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
did it happen like this
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Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Apple TV going to a split screen mid-#HellIsReal playoff match just to show Messi arriving at the stadium, with the match side smaller than the Messi side, is great example of why MLS fans might be tired of him.
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No Kings includes this asshole
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No Kings includes this asshole
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Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Good News: Israel has officially failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup after being defeated by Italy, 3-0.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
Bravo, Italia. The world thanks you.
Nobody matching my freak about Enderlin being upgraded and how they used damage indicators to do it is why I'm okay being single
October 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Nobody matching my freak about Enderlin being upgraded and how they used damage indicators to do it is why I'm okay being single
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You will never catch me being embarrassed for replying too fast. You caught me at a good time and I like talking to you? You’re getting hit with the less than a minute later text back. ✨
October 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You will never catch me being embarrassed for replying too fast. You caught me at a good time and I like talking to you? You’re getting hit with the less than a minute later text back. ✨
2025 MLS Cup Playoff Participant Columbus Crew #crew96
a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is standing in a hallway with her hand on her shoulder .
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
2025 MLS Cup Playoff Participant Columbus Crew #crew96
I do try to not be nosy, but I did see a "I'd like you to think I'm a MILF" on the texts of the person in front of me at the baseball game. So, imma keep looking.
September 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I do try to not be nosy, but I did see a "I'd like you to think I'm a MILF" on the texts of the person in front of me at the baseball game. So, imma keep looking.
This prolonged September Omega Block is pissing me right off
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This prolonged September Omega Block is pissing me right off
People not knowing the difference between OWO and uwu is a national epidemic. The past few days have made that clear and I'm not afraid to say it.
September 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
People not knowing the difference between OWO and uwu is a national epidemic. The past few days have made that clear and I'm not afraid to say it.
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Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.
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whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
September 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had
These guys are telling me I can't add Colin Firth to my Fantasy Football roster because "he doesn't play football" um hello it's a fantasy?
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The MSNBC commentator saying that most political violence has historically come from the left just once again showed how we suffer from failing to learn history. Lynching, pogroms, race riots, the political violence that ended Reconstruction, and against the Civil Rights Movement. Come on.
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Death
Taxes
Dos a cero in Columbus
Taxes
Dos a cero in Columbus
September 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Death
Taxes
Dos a cero in Columbus
Taxes
Dos a cero in Columbus
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Considering this is the only Austin/Columbus matchup we will get in Columbus for the foreseeable future, we are soaking this up.
#GoBucks
#GoBucks
August 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Considering this is the only Austin/Columbus matchup we will get in Columbus for the foreseeable future, we are soaking this up.
#GoBucks
#GoBucks
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People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
The Pentagon is restoring a portrait of Gen. Robert E. Lee, which includes a slave guiding the Confederate general’s horse in the background, to the West Point library three years after a congressionally mandated commission ordered it removed, officials said.
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/u...
Pentagon Is Reinstalling Portrait of Confederate General at West Point Library
www.nytimes.com
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
People are often surprised to learn that Lee was an officer who never made it past colonel. The purported promotion to general was awarded by a treasonous cabal calling itself the "confederate states of america" which was put down by force by the Union army, which also had superior generals.
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there’s no one out there that would score a game tying goal, celebrate in front of the of the home stands, catch a beer out of the air, and chug it and it really fucking shows. #crew96
August 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
there’s no one out there that would score a game tying goal, celebrate in front of the of the home stands, catch a beer out of the air, and chug it and it really fucking shows. #crew96
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what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"
August 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"
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Tonight's copium:
We always have a bad loss right before Leagues Cup
I believe a blown game against Orlando was the turning point in 2023
#crew96
We always have a bad loss right before Leagues Cup
I believe a blown game against Orlando was the turning point in 2023
#crew96
July 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Tonight's copium:
We always have a bad loss right before Leagues Cup
I believe a blown game against Orlando was the turning point in 2023
#crew96
We always have a bad loss right before Leagues Cup
I believe a blown game against Orlando was the turning point in 2023
#crew96
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“Lionel Messi is extremely upset."
Good then fucking leave
Good then fucking leave
July 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“Lionel Messi is extremely upset."
Good then fucking leave
Good then fucking leave