Darby
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
📍 Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. 86 billionaires. The GOP is irredeemable. He/him.
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It's very possible Nancy gets hired by Celtic, gets fired by Celtic, and gets rehired by #Crew96 before the 2026 MLS season starts.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
Guess I'm not going anywhere.
December 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Guess I'm not going anywhere.
There is nothing in our society that AI isn't fucking up.
A growing volume of AI-generated images and recipes meant to look like genuine food blogs have permeated social media sites like Facebook and Pinterest. https://cnn.it/3KPT5Kq
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
There is nothing in our society that AI isn't fucking up.
I appreciate our immigrant neighbors for many reasons.
Today, I especially appreciate those running international grocery stores so I can get a key ingredient for dinner.
Today, I especially appreciate those running international grocery stores so I can get a key ingredient for dinner.
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I appreciate our immigrant neighbors for many reasons.
Today, I especially appreciate those running international grocery stores so I can get a key ingredient for dinner.
Today, I especially appreciate those running international grocery stores so I can get a key ingredient for dinner.
People in the rich part of Upper Arlington sure do like white Christmas lights.
I'll let you all finish that joke.
I'll let you all finish that joke.
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
People in the rich part of Upper Arlington sure do like white Christmas lights.
I'll let you all finish that joke.
I'll let you all finish that joke.
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“Never in a million years did I think I would have to prove I was a United States citizen when I was born here in Ohio”
Merry Christmas, Ohioans.
Merry Christmas, Ohioans.
ICE Sweeps Into Ohio, Stirring Fear Among Somalis and Other Immigrants
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“Never in a million years did I think I would have to prove I was a United States citizen when I was born here in Ohio”
Merry Christmas, Ohioans.
Merry Christmas, Ohioans.
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
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"This year in 12 photos: Take a look back at 2025"
"KEEP ICE OUT OF OUR COMMUNITIES"
That's right.
#Crew96
www.axios.com/local/columb...
"KEEP ICE OUT OF OUR COMMUNITIES"
That's right.
#Crew96
www.axios.com/local/columb...
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"This year in 12 photos: Take a look back at 2025"
"KEEP ICE OUT OF OUR COMMUNITIES"
That's right.
#Crew96
www.axios.com/local/columb...
"KEEP ICE OUT OF OUR COMMUNITIES"
That's right.
#Crew96
www.axios.com/local/columb...
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S MR. DARBY, PUT SOME GOTDAMN RESPECT IN THAT NAME
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
Mr Darby’s Vintage Antiques. Fitting for a man whose youth is so certified that he’s actually an antique himself
Mr Darby’s Vintage Antiques. Fitting for a man whose youth is so certified that he’s actually an antique himself
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
THAT'S RIGHT IT'S MR. DARBY, PUT SOME GOTDAMN RESPECT IN THAT NAME
Looks like my dream of attending a #ChiefsKingdom game and a #Crew96 road game at SKC in the same weekend just got a little more possible.
Chiefs agree to deal to move to Kansas in 2031
The Kansas City Chiefs announced Monday that they have entered into an agreement with the State of Kansas to play their games there beginning in 2031.
www.espn.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Looks like my dream of attending a #ChiefsKingdom game and a #Crew96 road game at SKC in the same weekend just got a little more possible.
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There are plenty of obvious reasons to do this: Nobody under the age of 30 actually uses the site! You're rewarding Elon Musk!
But the most important thing is that some politicians and consultants are stewing in bot-driven, expensive Nazi propaganda, and it's giving them really bad, cruel ideas.
But the most important thing is that some politicians and consultants are stewing in bot-driven, expensive Nazi propaganda, and it's giving them really bad, cruel ideas.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There are plenty of obvious reasons to do this: Nobody under the age of 30 actually uses the site! You're rewarding Elon Musk!
But the most important thing is that some politicians and consultants are stewing in bot-driven, expensive Nazi propaganda, and it's giving them really bad, cruel ideas.
But the most important thing is that some politicians and consultants are stewing in bot-driven, expensive Nazi propaganda, and it's giving them really bad, cruel ideas.
Oh look, some teams engage fans before rebranding. #Crew96
Just got this from Colorado Rapids.
No, I don’t want a fucking rebrand or new colors.
I want you to buy a top flight DP or two and compete.
We want you to fucking win. That’s it.
#Rapids96
No, I don’t want a fucking rebrand or new colors.
I want you to buy a top flight DP or two and compete.
We want you to fucking win. That’s it.
#Rapids96
December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh look, some teams engage fans before rebranding. #Crew96
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Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Bob Dylan attempts to explain Willie Nelson in The New Yorker's profile of Willie: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Client used an AI to transcribe a Zoom meeting.
When I (reluctantly) clicked the link to download the transcription, it instantly signed me up for the AI company's marketing emails.
When I clicked the unsubscribe, it said, "It can take up to two business days to unsubscribe."
L.
O.
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AI trash.
When I (reluctantly) clicked the link to download the transcription, it instantly signed me up for the AI company's marketing emails.
When I clicked the unsubscribe, it said, "It can take up to two business days to unsubscribe."
L.
O.
L.
AI trash.
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Client used an AI to transcribe a Zoom meeting.
When I (reluctantly) clicked the link to download the transcription, it instantly signed me up for the AI company's marketing emails.
When I clicked the unsubscribe, it said, "It can take up to two business days to unsubscribe."
L.
O.
L.
AI trash.
When I (reluctantly) clicked the link to download the transcription, it instantly signed me up for the AI company's marketing emails.
When I clicked the unsubscribe, it said, "It can take up to two business days to unsubscribe."
L.
O.
L.
AI trash.
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Newest update! Change of location for 🧊
December 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Newest update! Change of location for 🧊
Some judge at some point is going to have to acknowledge that, between the pacing of legislation and the pacing of litigation, it will ALWAYS be too close to an election by the time these things get before the court.
A question we got from a reader:
“How can they say it’s ’too close to the election’ to make changes in Texas when the new maps themselves were just drawn!? Isn’t that ‘too close to the election’ too?”
We answered! Check it out here: boltsmag.org/mid-decade-r...
“How can they say it’s ’too close to the election’ to make changes in Texas when the new maps themselves were just drawn!? Isn’t that ‘too close to the election’ too?”
We answered! Check it out here: boltsmag.org/mid-decade-r...
The Escalating Race to Redistrict: Your Questions Answered - Bolts
How are the new maps changing the midterms? Why are courts not doing more? Would proportional representation help? We’ve got answers about mid-decade redistricting.
boltsmag.org
December 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Some judge at some point is going to have to acknowledge that, between the pacing of legislation and the pacing of litigation, it will ALWAYS be too close to an election by the time these things get before the court.
The best part about the DOJ redacting the shit out of the Epstein files is that you could make up a fake document saying Trump definitely did shit on Epstein Island and there's no document that shows otherwise...
...because redactions. 🤷♂️
...because redactions. 🤷♂️
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The best part about the DOJ redacting the shit out of the Epstein files is that you could make up a fake document saying Trump definitely did shit on Epstein Island and there's no document that shows otherwise...
...because redactions. 🤷♂️
...because redactions. 🤷♂️
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White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
All but one US President has been a white man.
65% of all elected offices are held by white men.
Roughly 30% of the population is white men.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
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Shout out to the Stank Prince, that chatty little kid from the MEGATAILGATE at the old stadium, a true and proper son of the Nordecke, one of our own, who signed for the Crew U-15 academy.
Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.
Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Shout out to the Stank Prince, that chatty little kid from the MEGATAILGATE at the old stadium, a true and proper son of the Nordecke, one of our own, who signed for the Crew U-15 academy.
Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.
Greatest team the world has ever seen. Glory to Columbus.
aI iS tHe FuTuRe
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
aI iS tHe FuTuRe
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ICE is making its way through Columbus. CRIS (Community Refugee and Immigration Services) is giving gift cards to families to keep them home and fed.
If you want to join in giving, here is the link to the specific area and team handling it: crisohio.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/c...
If you want to join in giving, here is the link to the specific area and team handling it: crisohio.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/c...
CC - small appeals link
CC - small appeals link
crisohio.app.neoncrm.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ICE is making its way through Columbus. CRIS (Community Refugee and Immigration Services) is giving gift cards to families to keep them home and fed.
If you want to join in giving, here is the link to the specific area and team handling it: crisohio.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/c...
If you want to join in giving, here is the link to the specific area and team handling it: crisohio.app.neoncrm.com/np/clients/c...
Dayne St. Clair would probably be a DP for any team other than Miami. I'm assuming the Messi Discount will be in full effect.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dayne St. Clair would probably be a DP for any team other than Miami. I'm assuming the Messi Discount will be in full effect.
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Wilfried should just show up at Crew HQ and act like none of this ever happened.
December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Wilfried should just show up at Crew HQ and act like none of this ever happened.