Darby
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
๐ Columbus, Ohio. Raging liberal. Chaotic good. Columbus Crew supporter. Kansas City Chiefs fan. D&D nerd. Books, beer, bourbon. Cats are awesome. 86 billionaires. The GOP is irredeemable. He/him.
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Darby
@tokenliberal.bsky.social
ยท Dec 11
It's very possible Nancy gets hired by Celtic, gets fired by Celtic, and gets rehired by #Crew96 before the 2026 MLS season starts.
Remind me never to take you to Tim Hortons.
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Remind me never to take you to Tim Hortons.
Really stands in contrast to the @supportersupply.co jerseys this season.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Really stands in contrast to the @supportersupply.co jerseys this season.
The snownut is ready, who's in
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The snownut is ready, who's in
That's a really good question. I don't think the MLS design cycle allows for a shakeup within about 2-3 years... I'm not sure they COULD squeeze in an extra set of jerseys even if they wanted to.
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
That's a really good question. I don't think the MLS design cycle allows for a shakeup within about 2-3 years... I'm not sure they COULD squeeze in an extra set of jerseys even if they wanted to.
Using "bespoke" to describe it in the email was high comedy.
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Using "bespoke" to describe it in the email was high comedy.
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Now I know how honey mustard is made.
Migratory beekeepers in India's Assam state travel from mustard farm to mustard farm timing their visits for when the flowers bloom.
India's migratory beekeepers and their hives follow the flowers to make the honey flow
Migratory beekeepers in Indiaโs Assam state travel from mustard farm to mustard farm timing their visits for when the flowers bloom.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Now I know how honey mustard is made.
And it was watched by dozens of people.
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
And it was watched by dozens of people.
This is the dumbest thing I've seen in 2026, thank you.
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
This is the dumbest thing I've seen in 2026, thank you.
This is embarrassingly not newsworthy.
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This is embarrassingly not newsworthy.
Based on Gazdag's use of the word "obviously," maybe Caleb Porter should be the one to #UnlockGazdag. #Crew96 #Obviously
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Based on Gazdag's use of the word "obviously," maybe Caleb Porter should be the one to #UnlockGazdag. #Crew96 #Obviously
Good point. Fuck em.
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Good point. Fuck em.
I don't hate the post Brady Patriots, but I'm still glad to see them lose.
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I don't hate the post Brady Patriots, but I'm still glad to see them lose.
Three touchdown since this skeet
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Three touchdown since this skeet
Two touchdowns since this skeet
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Two touchdowns since this skeet
Does that make me MVP?
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Does that make me MVP?
C'mon no touchdown super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
C'mon no touchdown super bowl
I'm rooting for a shutout now.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I'm rooting for a shutout now.
So, every commercial is just de-aging old actors?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
So, every commercial is just de-aging old actors?
Can we just have more of the halftime show instead of the second half?
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Can we just have more of the halftime show instead of the second half?
Okay, that halftime show was entertaining as hell.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Okay, that halftime show was entertaining as hell.