ParsnipPizza
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Sorry I was distracted, the game is on
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
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this is NUTS. Trump's pet dictator seems to have collaborated directly with MS-13, including persecuting his own law enforcement officials who were working with a US task force www.propublica.org/article/buke...
“Delay, Interfere, Undermine”
President Donald Trump has praised Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele as a crime fighter, but new reporting based on interviews and documents reveals how senior Salvadoran officials have impeded a U.S....
www.propublica.org
June 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
this is NUTS. Trump's pet dictator seems to have collaborated directly with MS-13, including persecuting his own law enforcement officials who were working with a US task force www.propublica.org/article/buke...
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We couldn't keep it a secret.
The Sixteenth Doctor arrives July 4th!
The Sixteenth Doctor arrives July 4th!
June 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
We couldn't keep it a secret.
The Sixteenth Doctor arrives July 4th!
The Sixteenth Doctor arrives July 4th!
Wonder, leave me alone, I actually call resturants and pick up my orders.
May 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Wonder, leave me alone, I actually call resturants and pick up my orders.
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Liverpool have done it. They've done it at a canter, in style, with ease.
They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
April 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Liverpool have done it. They've done it at a canter, in style, with ease.
They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
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this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 AM
this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
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no outcome can be considered a victory if these people are not punished
this is such good news. i think it is also an opportunity for democrats to state forthrightly that when they win power again everyone responsible for this crime will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law and will face the american people to answer for their lawlessness
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
no outcome can be considered a victory if these people are not punished
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Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?
March 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?
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Speaking now from El Salvador, Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) says he was denied access to Kilmar Abrego Garcia by El Salvador leaders. And was denied a phone call to him
Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"
Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"
April 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Speaking now from El Salvador, Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) says he was denied access to Kilmar Abrego Garcia by El Salvador leaders. And was denied a phone call to him
Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"
Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"
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Jackie Robinson was so much more than a trailblazing player, becoming a symbol of hope on the field and a voice for change off of it.
On the 78th anniversary of his Brooklyn Dodgers debut, we remember a Hall of Fame hero and one of the most significant men in American history.
On the 78th anniversary of his Brooklyn Dodgers debut, we remember a Hall of Fame hero and one of the most significant men in American history.
April 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jackie Robinson was so much more than a trailblazing player, becoming a symbol of hope on the field and a voice for change off of it.
On the 78th anniversary of his Brooklyn Dodgers debut, we remember a Hall of Fame hero and one of the most significant men in American history.
On the 78th anniversary of his Brooklyn Dodgers debut, we remember a Hall of Fame hero and one of the most significant men in American history.
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Trump is doing this right now btw
Schumer: "If he defies the Supreme Court, then we are in uncharted territory ... our entire democracy is at risk. I believe that if Donald Trump should defy the courts, the public will rise up. Democrats will fight it in every single way ... autocrats only succeed if the public lets them."
April 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump is doing this right now btw
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MY MAN IS GOING THROUGH IT
April 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
MY MAN IS GOING THROUGH IT
I have not cared about a day of golf like this since....the last Masters playoff? I think? And this time I already am a fan of the winner!
April 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I have not cared about a day of golf like this since....the last Masters playoff? I think? And this time I already am a fan of the winner!
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Since 1966, only two men have achieved a career grand slam in golf:
️◻️ Tiger Woods
️◻️ Rory McIlroy
️◻️ Tiger Woods
️◻️ Rory McIlroy
April 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Since 1966, only two men have achieved a career grand slam in golf:
️◻️ Tiger Woods
️◻️ Rory McIlroy
️◻️ Tiger Woods
️◻️ Rory McIlroy
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Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do
Red Sox, UConn and Celtics all on the same day
April 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Red Sox, UConn and Celtics all on the same day
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We deserved some good news!
April 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We deserved some good news!
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Fox host on the leaked Signal chat discussing Yemen strike plans: “After years of secrecy and incompetence, if you read the content of these messages, I think you will come away proud that these are the leaders making these decisions in America.”
Fox host says leaked Yemen strike plans being discussed on Signal is "a transparent insight"
www.mediamatters.org
March 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Fox host on the leaked Signal chat discussing Yemen strike plans: “After years of secrecy and incompetence, if you read the content of these messages, I think you will come away proud that these are the leaders making these decisions in America.”
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*sets slider to 15%*
(remembers Ron Washington is in a contract year)
*sets slider to 70%
(remembers Ron Washington is in a contract year)
*sets slider to 70%
A manager is fired midseason
March 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
*sets slider to 15%*
(remembers Ron Washington is in a contract year)
*sets slider to 70%
(remembers Ron Washington is in a contract year)
*sets slider to 70%
Setting aside the obvious distraction that was intended by the administration, I'm enjoying my victory lap today about everyone "learning" that Oswald did it, alone. The sheer luck (and security failure) of one pro-Cuba nut succeeding to kill the most powerful man in America breaks peoples minds
March 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Setting aside the obvious distraction that was intended by the administration, I'm enjoying my victory lap today about everyone "learning" that Oswald did it, alone. The sheer luck (and security failure) of one pro-Cuba nut succeeding to kill the most powerful man in America breaks peoples minds
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BREAKING: @schumer.senate.gov is whipping Ds to vote for the Trump-Musk coup continuing resolution.
March 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
BREAKING: @schumer.senate.gov is whipping Ds to vote for the Trump-Musk coup continuing resolution.