parseword
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IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do.
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@parseword.bsky.social
· Jul 7
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of police
And the home of the 'fraid
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🖼️ Aïda Amer
O'er the land of police
And the home of the 'fraid
—
🖼️ Aïda Amer
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NTSB has released its preliminary report on #UPS2976
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
NTSB has released its preliminary report on #UPS2976
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
"...examination of the left pylon aft mount lug
fractures found evidence of fatigue cracks in addition to areas of overstress failure."
www.ntsb.gov/Documents/Pr...
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Breaking: The FCC has voted 2-1 along party lines to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom companies that the commission adopted at the end of the Biden administration.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Breaking: The FCC has voted 2-1 along party lines to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom companies that the commission adopted at the end of the Biden administration.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
One of the most ridiculously forced ai slop integrations I’ve seen.
The whole point of a Robokiller search is, with apologies to Hedberg, “I give you a phone number and you give me what you know about it. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring lies or hallucinations into this!“
The whole point of a Robokiller search is, with apologies to Hedberg, “I give you a phone number and you give me what you know about it. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring lies or hallucinations into this!“
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One of the most ridiculously forced ai slop integrations I’ve seen.
The whole point of a Robokiller search is, with apologies to Hedberg, “I give you a phone number and you give me what you know about it. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring lies or hallucinations into this!“
The whole point of a Robokiller search is, with apologies to Hedberg, “I give you a phone number and you give me what you know about it. End of transaction! We don’t need to bring lies or hallucinations into this!“
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Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
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Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bellingcat’s contact email has always been a magnet for people with fairly unusual views; paranoid delusions, sprawling conspiracies, the works. But recently, the pattern has shifted, we’re seeing more and more emails clearly written with ChatGPT.
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So much of this is a catastrophic that he is rapidly approaching Hoover type numbers and there is so far 0 indication they know what to do after him
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
So much of this is a catastrophic that he is rapidly approaching Hoover type numbers and there is so far 0 indication they know what to do after him
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It’s clear, based on the right hand screenshot, that CDC political leadership (such as it is) wants to remove “Vaccines do not cause autism.” Everyone who voted for Trump or sat out the election owns this.
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It’s clear, based on the right hand screenshot, that CDC political leadership (such as it is) wants to remove “Vaccines do not cause autism.” Everyone who voted for Trump or sat out the election owns this.
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NEW from me —
NJ GOP congressman's former staffer indicted in staged MAGA attack
Natalie Greene worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew and had body modifications to make it appear she'd been assaulted.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
NEW from me —
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After testing toys powered by AI, researchers found that the playthings can easily verge into risky conversational territory for children, including telling them where to find knives in a kitchen and how to start a fire with matches.
Merry Christmas children!
🔪🔥💀🎄
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Merry Christmas children!
🔪🔥💀🎄
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
After testing toys powered by AI, researchers found that the playthings can easily verge into risky conversational territory for children, including telling them where to find knives in a kitchen and how to start a fire with matches.
Merry Christmas children!
🔪🔥💀🎄
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Merry Christmas children!
🔪🔥💀🎄
futurism.com/artificial-i...
This is unfortunate. Driving through the park to see Starry Nights is a tradition for so many families. But if Elon’s sticking his Nazi tentacles into Shelby Farms, I’m steering clear.
BOYCOTT STARRY NIGHTS
Elon Musk is sponsoring Starry Nights at Shelby Farms this year.
Let’s tell the Conservancy that we won’t support Elon Musk trying to buy his way into this holiday tradition by calling (901) 222-7275.
Elon Musk is sponsoring Starry Nights at Shelby Farms this year.
Let’s tell the Conservancy that we won’t support Elon Musk trying to buy his way into this holiday tradition by calling (901) 222-7275.
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This is unfortunate. Driving through the park to see Starry Nights is a tradition for so many families. But if Elon’s sticking his Nazi tentacles into Shelby Farms, I’m steering clear.
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Heartbreaking: the person you campaigned and championed to get elected does exactly what he said he would do
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."
"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Heartbreaking: the person you campaigned and championed to get elected does exactly what he said he would do
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Extraordinary that the Texas government would be so corrupt that it would have to black out more than 80% of its emails with Elon Musk.
NEW: After fighting to keep emails between Texas Gov. Greg Abbott’s office and billionaire Elon Musk’s companies secret, officials have released nearly 1,400 pages of documents to The Texas Newsroom.
All but about 200 pages are blacked out.
All but about 200 pages are blacked out.
Gov. Greg Abbott Was Ordered to Release Some of His Emails With Elon Musk. Most Are Blacked Out.
Months after fighting to keep secret emails between Gov. Greg Abbott and Elon Musk, Texas officials released 1,400 pages of records. But they reveal little about the two men’s relationship or Musk’s influence over state government.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Extraordinary that the Texas government would be so corrupt that it would have to black out more than 80% of its emails with Elon Musk.
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Another wrinkle: the foreperson told the magistrate the grand jury voted on the 2nd indictment.
We now know they didn’t.
The foreperson was probably just confused.
But it does raise a question — would the magistrate have accepted the indictment if she’d known the truth?
We now know they didn’t.
The foreperson was probably just confused.
But it does raise a question — would the magistrate have accepted the indictment if she’d known the truth?
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Another wrinkle: the foreperson told the magistrate the grand jury voted on the 2nd indictment.
We now know they didn’t.
The foreperson was probably just confused.
But it does raise a question — would the magistrate have accepted the indictment if she’d known the truth?
We now know they didn’t.
The foreperson was probably just confused.
But it does raise a question — would the magistrate have accepted the indictment if she’d known the truth?
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the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the gulf between the swift brutality with which places like harvard treated students protesting genocide and the endless, endless latitude those same institutions have given people like larry summers tells you everything you need to know
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Of course Trump’s name should be redacted from all of the Epstein Files. After all, he is the victim.
by Pam Bondi
by Pam Bondi
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Of course Trump’s name should be redacted from all of the Epstein Files. After all, he is the victim.
by Pam Bondi
by Pam Bondi
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Trump had a tiny mushroom-shaped dick; Musk's doesn't work; and now this. I involuntarily know way more about billionaires' dicks than I ever wanted to.
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Trump had a tiny mushroom-shaped dick; Musk's doesn't work; and now this. I involuntarily know way more about billionaires' dicks than I ever wanted to.
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The internet allowed every village idiot to find each other online, instead of being siloed into obscurity
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The internet allowed every village idiot to find each other online, instead of being siloed into obscurity
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
Statistically, I think this is the top crime among the insurrectionists Trump pardoned. “Deplorables” was always right but “basket” was much too small a vessel…
Pardoned J6er sexually abused a boy from age 11. Tried to buy victim's silence with expected payout for Capitol rioters.
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Statistically, I think this is the top crime among the insurrectionists Trump pardoned. “Deplorables” was always right but “basket” was much too small a vessel…
Memphis: there’s a free brake light repair clinic this Saturday! Don’t be giving Trump’s tAsKfOrCe nazis a reason to pull you over; make sure your lights are lit up.
Volunteers will be replacing brake and turn signal lights, and a limited supply of free bulbs is available! See flyer for details. 🚗💡
Volunteers will be replacing brake and turn signal lights, and a limited supply of free bulbs is available! See flyer for details. 🚗💡
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Memphis: there’s a free brake light repair clinic this Saturday! Don’t be giving Trump’s tAsKfOrCe nazis a reason to pull you over; make sure your lights are lit up.
Volunteers will be replacing brake and turn signal lights, and a limited supply of free bulbs is available! See flyer for details. 🚗💡
Volunteers will be replacing brake and turn signal lights, and a limited supply of free bulbs is available! See flyer for details. 🚗💡
RIP to this SolyTech power supply in one of my old TigerDirect/Systemax clunkers. It just failed spectacularly with a tick-tick-tick, a large burst of yellow sparks, a loud buzz, and the usual acrid ozoney smoke. Here’s hoping none of the other components in the PC were fried 😬
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
RIP to this SolyTech power supply in one of my old TigerDirect/Systemax clunkers. It just failed spectacularly with a tick-tick-tick, a large burst of yellow sparks, a loud buzz, and the usual acrid ozoney smoke. Here’s hoping none of the other components in the PC were fried 😬
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If the magazine reviewers were given an unsafe Tesla, what are normies getting?
"They had a decade to get it right and it's still garbage" feels like it should have been the headline here, rather than *checks notes* literally the final paragraph
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If the magazine reviewers were given an unsafe Tesla, what are normies getting?
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Fifteen-year-old Miguel Vazquez was one of the people who took off running when federal agents arrived. “I thought, ‘Wait, why am I running? I’m a citizen,’” Vazquez said.
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
ICE Agents Raid a Church With No Explanation
Operation “Charlotte’s Web” continues.
newrepublic.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fifteen-year-old Miguel Vazquez was one of the people who took off running when federal agents arrived. “I thought, ‘Wait, why am I running? I’m a citizen,’” Vazquez said.
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...