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david muir is my celebrity hall pass
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February 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Dear MAGA: You’re totally, absolutely, completely in a fucking cult.
February 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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if global warming is real then explain why this rodent says there will be 6 more weeks of winter. are you calling him a liar?
February 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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me, after getting bit by a snake: what the hell

snake: sorry i just love you so much
January 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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hey if we’re going to erase everything america has done since the revolution can we at least bring back dudes wearing bows in their hair? that was cute
January 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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not that this particular mechanism really matters anymore but demanding that federal employees take a loyalty oath to the president is imo an impeachable offense
Anyone who takes a loyalty oath to Trump should be prevented from ever holding a position of trust in the federal government. It’s absolutely disqualifying.
Again, when we have power again, every single federal employee hired under Trump must be immediately fired and replaced by people who care about liberal democracy
January 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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There is a special place in Hell. It has the best croissants and great espresso.
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
a valuable perspective shift in a world obsessed with shareholder value
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January 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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BREAKING: Latest horror a distraction from many other horrors
January 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Take back your attention.
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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God, I can't describe how passionately I dream about working at an old-school rock music radio station and writing about whales and Antarctic exploration without having a single thought about war and global politics.
January 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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If it looks like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), swims like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), and quacks like a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck), then it probably is a fucking Nazi (umm…a duck).
The Internet is forever. I can't believe my own eyes.
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Remember the executive order signed on August 6th 2020. Propaganda is trying to convince people that the creator of the problem is also the solution. Both disease and cure. The arsonist and the firefighter. Setting houses ablaze and then pouring water on it, does not absolve one of the initial act.
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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they can bring back tiktok but not david lynch??
January 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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today is Martin Luther King Day.

what you will see is a timeline of canva collages telling you offices are closed for the holiday.

what you deserve are organizations living Dr. King’s legacy. 🧵
January 20, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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before tiktok,
before bluesky,
before twitter,
before meta,
before it all,
there were sewers.

after all, there will be sewers.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This is the GOP’s long con on full display.
January 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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rip free speech
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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learning is boring unless it’s gossip. teachers should start every lecture like “omg did you hear about parabolas”
December 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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It’s been a dozen years since this headline but still a banger.
December 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM