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Bütt Kraken
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Peel off the napkin
O my enemy.
Do I terrify? —


Local minarchist
State liberal
Federal progressive
Universal socialist
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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yo mamma’s kerning so bad, all her hyperlinks say “dick here”
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Can't wait for government reliance on the Exxon Climate Report, the Genocide Data Report sponsored by Raytheon, the Corporate Ethics Quarterly Report from Boeing, and the Civil Liberties Update from Palantir.
We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I am once again begging folks to understand the law as a fundamentally human endeavor.
While some believe #LLMs can reduce subjective #judge bias by empirically analyzing legal language, this paper argues that interpreting #legal meaning inherently involves normative & discretionary decisions.

Read: spkl.io/63325AjyCH
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November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Trump is a pedofilé, which is a thickening powder (filé) derived from feet.

He's also a kiddie diddler.
Spotted in South Philly.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
One of the OBBBA provisions, S. 71111, stops a reform of nursing homes. That reform would require an RN on site 24/7, and that residents in the home get a minimum of 3.48 hours of direct interactive care per day. That's it. Eliminated by OBBBA Not about waste, fraud, and abuse, just $ for operators.
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I understand that these are disgusting fucking psychos but just to be clear: their plan is to submit the exact same bill in Dec that Republicans immediately blocked while Dems had enormous leverage, but now doing it without ANY leverage at all after giving them everything they wanted.

Right?
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Just imagining the media on Earth 2 on a day when President Harris's aides are fighting to withhold food stamps and raise healthcare prices for tens of millions of Americans while she hosts a former affiliate of al-Qaeda and ISIS in the Oval Office
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Trump lies an average of 21 times per day. Provably. Stupidly. When it matters bigly and when it doesn't even matter. You believed these lies, then gave away the method of accountability.

Useless Quisling
My Republican colleagues—including President Trump—have repeatedly told voters they'd address health care costs once the government was open.

We've secured a vote and now it's time to hold them accountable.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
who?
watch out ipod, zune comin in hot
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dems once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Speechless
i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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time for the exododus now i guess
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Everything is shitty, the great enshittification is complete, and no way to reverse it except deeply remaking society without billionaires.
We've somehow settled into an equilibrium wherein *all* the social media sites suck & are unbearable.
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Almost forgot about this classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS1y...
October 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Fool for a client.
C.I.A. Deputy Director Has Replaced Agency’s Top Legal Official With Himself
www.nytimes.com
October 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!
October 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Folks we are watching the adjudication of some of the most important constitutional issues of federalism, executive discretion, and judicial review since the 19th c

www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
Judge issues new broader order barring any National Guard from relocating to Oregon
Judge asked federal government lawyer: 'Do you believe this is an appropriate way to deal with a judge’s order that you disagree with?'
www.oregonlive.com
October 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM