Pandariots
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Pandariots
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Master of Twisted Fist style.
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The Last Supper by Jean Giraud.
May 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Breaking: Green smoke rising from the Sistine Chapel indicates the Papal Enclave has elected a new The Joker
May 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Today is the only day you can repost this.
May 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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mods are asleep eat from the forbidden tree
March 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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17 year old longform joke to get people to say coq is perfect
December 5, 2024 at 6:34 AM
For those of you who have slept with someone named Jim, did you ever try asking them for a jimjob?
November 21, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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The Game Awards will forever be a place where ads are aired and safe, commercially successful products are celebrated.

Tell me, internets: What's a game that came out this year that means a lot to you, but is MILES from mainstream.

Mine is Lorn's Lure.

store.steampowered.com/app/1417930/...
Lorn's Lure on Steam
An android is led through a vast structure by a glitch in his visual system. Lorn's Lure is an atmospheric narrative first-person platformer with novel climb-anything mechanics and modernized retro 3D...
store.steampowered.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Video games are valuable in that they let us have a taste of experiences we don't get often enough in real life. For instance, accidentally getting a handy from an old Hawaiian sushi chef.
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Ed Balls
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Tax Time!
November 10, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Fine then, I'm going full anarcho-syndicalist.
November 7, 2024 at 2:12 PM
When I get home, I'm going to have a nice big 8am whiskey and go to bed. I expect you all to have this squared away by the time I get up!
November 5, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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chunli in white #春麗
November 4, 2024 at 5:20 PM
How long do you think until investors realize only a tiny faction of weirdos actually wants this AI assistant shit?
November 4, 2024 at 1:47 PM
It's funny, I am willing to extend empathy to villains of many stripes but if you are consistently late to things I would happily bounce your head off the bottom of hell and slam the manhole cover behind you.
October 29, 2024 at 12:38 PM
I hope my demise arrives as I accidentally pull a plug on my back I never noticed my whole life and I just fully deflate into a wobbly pile making a rude fart noise for ten minutes straight. Turns out I was an inflatable tube man all along. Boy, that explains some things.
October 28, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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October 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Did Italy push Alexandre Dumas into a mud puddle at some point? My man has no chill about this boot at all.
October 23, 2024 at 10:31 AM
I took time off next week to do a fun party thing but it got cancelled so now I'll just have a super long weekend to bake blondies and watch Red Dawn and play Obra Din oh nooo woe is me
October 23, 2024 at 10:17 AM
I don't post my cats enough so I'm gonna post my cats.
October 23, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Princess Tomato you minx.
October 21, 2024 at 12:42 PM
I need a non-corny name for a really angry tree spirit, stat!
October 21, 2024 at 11:49 AM