pananabancakes.bsky.social
@pananabancakes.bsky.social
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you guys can’t get mad at me for ‘medium-old guy’ if you look into my sexual history i think you’ll find i’ve been an absolute mensch to the medium-old guy community
medium-old guy saw my tattoos and excitedly said ‘i have one too, on my shoulder! wanna see?’ then proceeded to pull up his sleeve to show me a tattoo of Taz the tasmanian devil holding a glock saying ‘ROMANS 12:19’ in gothic letters in a speech bubble
July 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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dude just walked out of the boxing gym sporting a proud 100% boner…i’ll have what he’s having
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life
April 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I’m honestly quite pissed off that I pay all this money in taxes only for the US government to try very hard to destroy my livelihood, my retirement savings and that of my neighbors.

I feel like a Karen. I want to talk to the manager. I want my money back. People need to be fired.
April 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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it's a little funny that Congress could stop this any moment, but Johnson and Thune won't because the GOP fears primary voters more than global economic calamity
April 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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My anxiety is 📈. Here's what helps:
-making and eating a high-protein meal
-deep breaths
-stretching
-calling a friend
-walking my dog
-donating to a charity
-cleaning my place
-"just do five minutes"
-"it doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to get done"
-remembering my enemies will die one day
April 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Dear Democratic Members of Congress,

Stop telling me about what he's doing. We can all see it.

Start telling me about what you're doing to stop it!

Signed,

Americans
March 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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These sites might be useful:

1. HealthMap – Real-time disease tracking system developed by Boston Children’s Hospital. (healthmap.org)
2. Global Incident Map – Displays disease outbreaks worldwide with alert notifications. (outbreaks.globalincidentmap.com)
March 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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People are getting so caught up in their hatred of the Chiefs that they are apparently forgetting important, foundational belief systems, like hating the Patriots and Tom Brady.
Patrick Mahomes is NOT removed from the G.O.A.T. conversation. It's too early.

LeBron James lost a lot of NBA Finals and some still consider him that.

Basketball is way different from football, needless to say, but let's not get hasty about the G.O.A.T. conversations because you hate the Chiefs.
February 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things:
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main
please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
February 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Whew! The way @crissle.com gathered me when she said, “A lot of y'all say that you're self-aware, and you're only aware of your flaws...and you're not aware of how talented, brilliant, useful, needed and loved you are.." Virgo to Virgo, this got me TF together. Lord knows we're overly self-critical.
January 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I hope it hits me right in the fucking face
February 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
January 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh girl we’re FUCKED fucked.
January 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house.

We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.
January 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM