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One person on the defense in football should be allowed to ride a horse.
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They keep putting the Raiders on TV at nighttime and the so-called government does nothing about it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The Lamar Jackson fans who cosplay as national reporters are going to be besides themselves explaining the first half of this game
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
anyone still loyal to a party is beyond help
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
as part of this weekend’s Sixers throwback experience, they will also attempt to look like a 42-win team on the court
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
giggling at the idea of old white classic liberals crying over a guy with a different name running a city they don’t live in
November 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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When rich people from LA win at the last minute.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Ah, yes. Kershaw simply didn’t have enough to be happy about over his career.
Gotta be happy for Kershaw
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Being a centrist Democrat must be great. You just stand around like an NPC in a Pokemon game and say “it’s not time for that” for 50 years.
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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If there’s a recession let’s all pledge not to do the stomp clap hey thing again.
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
country is cooked beyond repair
This retired cop has been in jail for months after posting a Charlie Kirk meme on Facebook. His bail is set at $2 million.

Read more: interc.pt/3WhLINV

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The Absurd Prosecution of a Man Who Posted a Charlie Kirk Meme #politics #charliekirk #trump
YouTube video by The Intercept
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October 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The WaPo Ed Board running pieces like Trump Is Right to Punch Orphans in the Stomach or whatever is not indicative of anything other than Bezos doing whatever helps him. If Kamala had won he'd be praising her. It's not immoral, it's amoral. Zero compass, aiming only at influence and power.
October 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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This reminds me of the last time the Eagles brought in their backup QB to replace Jalen Hurts because they were winning by so much, which, of course, was in Super Bowl LIX, the Eagles second Super Bowl title.
Tanner McKee in the game for the Eagles.

Jalen Hurts against the Giants:

15/20, 179 yards (9.0 avg), 4 TD, 0 INT, 141.5 passer rating.
October 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ducks going with the Grateful Dead patches. But it’s a shame the uniforms didn’t have more of a *Touch of Grey*
October 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Daryl Morey, in his Sixers tenure, has made 3 excellent draft picks and also signed the two worst contracts in the NBA. Very weird guy.
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It’s hoops season and, while I don’t watch near as much as I once did, it’s time to offer my personal top 8 of all-time, a list no one has asked for:

1. Jordan
2. LeBron
3. Russell
4. Wilt
5. Bird
6. Steph
7. Duncan
8. Kobe
October 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I love to have to research a symbol I am now supposed to be mad about and perform for everyone online a character who has undoubtedly always known said symbol was bad.
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The powers that control the Democratic Party will always do whatever they can to ruin kill the upward mobility of any candidate who actually wants to represent their constituents in a meaningful, beneficial way.
October 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If your best tool is to keep the team together, morale up or whatever the hell, and that is not really going well—what exactly is the point of keeping you around?
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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The good news is that Sirianni has the pulse of the locker room and so it's not like they'd have a random, mid-year retirement from a really critical player to wrangle with.
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
the jets should never be on national tv it featured in an international games, and their own fans likely would agree
October 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Tom Brandis is so pissed tonight.
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
every corporate team building meeting or presentation is centered around a slideshow on communication with each letter of the word ‘communication’ standing for something *important* like this:

Communicate
Observe
Man up
Man up
Unify
Notice
Investigate
Communicate
Apply
Teach
Elevate
September 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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AJ Brown intentionally does one moody thing or social media post a year to distract opposing teams into thinking the Eagles are a mess. This is an organized effort that comes straight from ownership.
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM