motivational quote of the day

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

7th century Arabia was a proto-Marxist society. The Four Rightly Guided Caliphs were elected leaders of a dictatorship of the Ummah. The Sunni-Shi'a schism is analogous to the Sino-Soviet split. If Abu Bakr was alive today he would be a Maoist

I decided to show the baby Dragula on a whim and now he's yelling at me when I try and turn it off I may have made a mistake here

my android assistant when, clutching my throat and sinking to my knees, i reach a hand up and hoarsely demand "the antidote"

Better Call Saul is an effective tragedy because since it's a prequel, no matter how much it seems like a character is turning their life around, you know where everyone ends up so you know it won't last. Arcane is the same way cause you know those poor mfs end up in League of Legends

i'm special correspondent Wormhorse Dickpills reporting live from the Americans With Schizophrenia summit, where I will be walking around giving away FREE AR-15s to anyone who can describe an active hallucination to me

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

⚠️⚠️⚠️CAME HERE FROM TWITTER? YOU NEED THIS EXTENSION⚠️⚠️⚠️

"Sky Follower Bridge" can be used to find all the people you follow/follow you on twitter on bluesky, it comes usernames and display names and is on firefox and chrome

"Lets bully george w bush, Lets beat his ass"
Um guys? Making the executive decision to invade Iraq wasn't an easy choice. If forced to weigh every option, it's possible you'd have done the same. Perhaps you should examine your own choices you make in life, before attacking others. Gotta go, see ya.

aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now

have you ever thought about how the sexual dimorphism of modern disney characters has perfectly paralleled the sexual dimorphism of the proboscis monkey. i cannot stop thinking about it.

This website doesn't have the official Taliban public relations account so really it can never compete sadly

oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea

girl: can you come over?
me in a hot air ballon: if you’re southeast of me

this site suck only marginally less than the other one