psychicespurr.bsky.social
@psychicespurr.bsky.social
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Hey, Im Espurr, main goal is to just post things that make people laugh so expect AWFUL one liners :D
Also looking for moots so if I followed u out of nowhere HEY!!!
we arguing at work about the best way to drink coke, cup with ice and a straw or refrigerated can???
April 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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🚨 🚨 🚨 I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP🚨 🚨 🚨

My beloved cat has been in a serious incident and needs emergency treatment from the vet which we cannot afford.

Im doing everything I can to promote the is so she can get help.

ANY donation or repost or share ANYTHING is appreciated.

Link in the replies.
March 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 I SERIOUSLY NEED YOUR HELP🚨 🚨 🚨

My beloved cat has been in a serious incident and needs emergency treatment from the vet which we cannot afford.

Im doing everything I can to promote the is so she can get help.

ANY donation or repost or share ANYTHING is appreciated.

Link in the replies.
March 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot
March 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
having a $2 item on ur wishlist is embarrassing asf buy that bitch broke hoe
March 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
just came in 3.14 seconds call that a cream pi
February 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
also i’m not hacked im genuinely tryna promote this hahahaha
February 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
i love this app because people actually care about helping each other out

pls stream this snippet so it can be officially released 😭😭😭 soundcloud.com/piriandtommy...
soundcloud.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i’ve been DREAMING of having fruit machine officially released so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STRESM THIS SNIPPET🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 JUST FOR A COUPLE SECONDS

soundcloud.com/piriandtommy...
soundcloud.com
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
got a non-binary grandma call em a grandthem
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
sex outside is cool until the mosquito help her suck ur dick
February 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
stop askin my broke ass for money.. i said im chasing the bag i havent caught that bitch yet
February 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my son tryna use my gambling fund for college??? wtf
February 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
fashion students be like i got a hat due tmr
January 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
tiktok is vape and instagram reels is cigarettes
January 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM

u guys ever make like deep realisations about yourself and it’s just not what you wanna learn about yourself? oh i’m like this… okay……
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
January 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
foot job... hand job..... blow job... when you getting a REAL job????
January 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
money cant buy you happiness till that order is on its way
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i’m really intrigued who isn’t on your close friends list like who isn’t allowed to see u grilling zucchini
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
cant stand unemployed bitches that wake up and drank coffee wtf r u tryna stay up for?? asking people for money?
January 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
when u wanna key his car but he dont got one so you bin his bus pass
January 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM