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Official Bluesky account of the major motion picture "First Knight", from Columbia Pictures. Only in theaters July 7th, 1995.
"Of course I performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I'm-"
*holds microphone out to audience*
Audience: *shouting* "FUR COAT RHONDA!"
*holds microphone out to audience*
Audience: *shouting* "FUR COAT RHONDA!"
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Of course I performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival, I'm-"
*holds microphone out to audience*
Audience: *shouting* "FUR COAT RHONDA!"
*holds microphone out to audience*
Audience: *shouting* "FUR COAT RHONDA!"
Sometimes it feels like J.D. Vance isn't even *trying* to be a "Good Terminator".
August 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sometimes it feels like J.D. Vance isn't even *trying* to be a "Good Terminator".
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trash movies from the 70s are art
trash movies from the 80s are camp
trash movies from the 90s are fun
trash movies from the aughts are nostalgia
trash movies past that are trash
trash movies from the 80s are camp
trash movies from the 90s are fun
trash movies from the aughts are nostalgia
trash movies past that are trash
July 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
trash movies from the 70s are art
trash movies from the 80s are camp
trash movies from the 90s are fun
trash movies from the aughts are nostalgia
trash movies past that are trash
trash movies from the 80s are camp
trash movies from the 90s are fun
trash movies from the aughts are nostalgia
trash movies past that are trash
I have a joke about Tiresias, but I can't see anybody getting it.
I have a joke about Oedipus. It's a motherfucker.
I have a joke about Circe but OIIIINK OINK OINK OIIIIINK 🐷
June 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I have a joke about Tiresias, but I can't see anybody getting it.
"You are the Kid Rock upon which I will build my church."
Joe Rogan is now an ex-atheist who regularly attends Christian services after a tik-tok influencer and Kid Rock convinced Joe that Jesus was real during their JRE podcast appearances
May 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"You are the Kid Rock upon which I will build my church."
Fuckin' Paul Verhoeven-ass country.
May 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Fuckin' Paul Verhoeven-ass country.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The average American has three friends.
*Southie Voice* "Hah-vard? The fuck you on about about!? The University of California - Los Angeles. See, I can name prestigious schools not in Boston, too!"
This attempt to market Boston as superior to the entire West Coast reeks of falsehood, desperation, and old chowder.
April 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
*Southie Voice* "Hah-vard? The fuck you on about about!? The University of California - Los Angeles. See, I can name prestigious schools not in Boston, too!"
I saw a werewolf drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic's/I fled in panic
I'll tell you what, if I saw a fucking werewolf I'd be too busy running away to sing a song about it no matter where I was
April 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I saw a werewolf drinking a Piña Colada at Trader Vic's/I fled in panic
cancelled tv show you will never stop thinking about
March 29, 2025 at 8:09 AM
cancelled tv show you will never stop thinking about
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cancelled tv show you will never stop thinking about
March 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
cancelled tv show you will never stop thinking about
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happy ash wednesday
March 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
happy ash wednesday
Oh baby, you knoooooooow what I like!
helloooooooo baaaaby
this is the big bopper speaking
i'm a ghost!!!!! ghosts are real!!!! aaaah!!!! heaven and hell are fake but ghosts are real my consciousness remains i cannot interact with anything the world exists only as flickering shadows
this is the big bopper speaking
i'm a ghost!!!!! ghosts are real!!!! aaaah!!!! heaven and hell are fake but ghosts are real my consciousness remains i cannot interact with anything the world exists only as flickering shadows
February 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Oh baby, you knoooooooow what I like!
TBH, it should have been a former contestant of Road Rules.
Now seems like as good a time as any to remind people that Donald Trump picked, as Secretary of Transportation, a former contestant on MTV's The Real World.
January 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
TBH, it should have been a former contestant of Road Rules.
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It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality
January 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality
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The universe is 14 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to be alive at the same time as A Muppet Christmas Carol
December 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
The universe is 14 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to be alive at the same time as A Muppet Christmas Carol
Das Boot in the Ass.
Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it
As Good As It Gets In The Ass
As Good As It Gets In The Ass
Make a movie better by adding “in the ass” to it
Splendor in the Ass in the Grass
Splendor in the Ass in the Grass
October 22, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Das Boot in the Ass.
The person in the Last Week Tonight writer's room who pitched the name "Old Colostomy" for this week's episode deserves the Nobel Prize.
October 8, 2024 at 5:06 AM
The person in the Last Week Tonight writer's room who pitched the name "Old Colostomy" for this week's episode deserves the Nobel Prize.