@pacifistbatman.bsky.social
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ACAB includes horse cops because WHY ARE WE LETTING COPS JUST POOP IN THE STREET
September 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
ACAB includes horse cops because WHY ARE WE LETTING COPS JUST POOP IN THE STREET
I have a gig starting next month at kind of a big deal, super intimidating cybersecurity co. (The founder hacked nasa & a couple over .govs at 16) Anyway, im psyched, but also, imposter syndrome is a beast; it's never left me, over all these years.
September 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I have a gig starting next month at kind of a big deal, super intimidating cybersecurity co. (The founder hacked nasa & a couple over .govs at 16) Anyway, im psyched, but also, imposter syndrome is a beast; it's never left me, over all these years.
Im a simple man, I just want to shell out ALL the schekles to watch Beyonce whoop the taint out of Trump on payperview but not before he dons three inch nail extensions, a weave of spun pubic hair of spited DC homeless so it's a fair comparison test you with grabbing possible both ways.
September 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Im a simple man, I just want to shell out ALL the schekles to watch Beyonce whoop the taint out of Trump on payperview but not before he dons three inch nail extensions, a weave of spun pubic hair of spited DC homeless so it's a fair comparison test you with grabbing possible both ways.
Have you considered plugging your ears & nanana-ing to the entire 21st c?
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Have you considered plugging your ears & nanana-ing to the entire 21st c?
Our cult of productivity loves to push the scarcity myth. Meanwhile...
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Our cult of productivity loves to push the scarcity myth. Meanwhile...
Good old romance scammers, man, maybe im too nice. You'd figure "im in infosec" would be the kiss of death, but nah...an intrepid one, this one is. A novice sith though methinks...
September 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Good old romance scammers, man, maybe im too nice. You'd figure "im in infosec" would be the kiss of death, but nah...an intrepid one, this one is. A novice sith though methinks...
currently finishing Oz Perkins "The Monkey" easily one of the haunted monkey movies of all time. it exists. confirmed. that is my review.
September 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
currently finishing Oz Perkins "The Monkey" easily one of the haunted monkey movies of all time. it exists. confirmed. that is my review.
a.i. can never begin to approach or encapsulate in earnest, the pungent strangeness rife in human cognition
September 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
a.i. can never begin to approach or encapsulate in earnest, the pungent strangeness rife in human cognition
dont mind me turing testing myself again
September 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
dont mind me turing testing myself again
story time atrocity hours. death metal library orgasms. stationary feng shui rivets. preordained dadbod swapmeet energies. pickled enthusiasm cipher dribbles.
September 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
story time atrocity hours. death metal library orgasms. stationary feng shui rivets. preordained dadbod swapmeet energies. pickled enthusiasm cipher dribbles.
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Literally just tried for two years to live without my meds, had full support, meditated daily, built my life around my mental health…darkest time of my life. Got back on the meds that have worked ever since my head injury, they still work.
RFK Jr on anti-depressants: "Are we actually preventing suicide, or are we creating more suicide?"
September 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Literally just tried for two years to live without my meds, had full support, meditated daily, built my life around my mental health…darkest time of my life. Got back on the meds that have worked ever since my head injury, they still work.
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RFK emerging from a puddle of black sludge, writhing as he walks:
I am the Kennedy Curse made manifest!
I am the Kennedy Curse made manifest!
go go gadget Kennedy Curse
September 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
RFK emerging from a puddle of black sludge, writhing as he walks:
I am the Kennedy Curse made manifest!
I am the Kennedy Curse made manifest!
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Being a writer is 1% writing and 99% thinking about writing
September 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Being a writer is 1% writing and 99% thinking about writing
I feel im veering dangerously close to ableism every time I consider having an having an opinion on a decent half to two thirds of Trump's cabinet.
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I feel im veering dangerously close to ableism every time I consider having an having an opinion on a decent half to two thirds of Trump's cabinet.
(For the record, id like to think id have been able to pull off that shit eating grin as I was Rikers bound & facing down a potential Rico bullet, but there's no f'n way, the apple fell well clear of the damn tree-that's all you poppa bear)
September 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
(For the record, id like to think id have been able to pull off that shit eating grin as I was Rikers bound & facing down a potential Rico bullet, but there's no f'n way, the apple fell well clear of the damn tree-that's all you poppa bear)
Suspicion of drug smuggling is a capital crime now? (Duterte eat your heart out)
September 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Suspicion of drug smuggling is a capital crime now? (Duterte eat your heart out)
Is spontaneous combustion a recession indicator?
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Is spontaneous combustion a recession indicator?
Perhaps you have many AI issue proofreading error flags, eh Microsoft?
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Perhaps you have many AI issue proofreading error flags, eh Microsoft?
I can't wait to start paying to skip ads in my ads.
September 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I can't wait to start paying to skip ads in my ads.
Reading gooood, please yes be reading now, ok again, thanks your welcome.
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September 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reading gooood, please yes be reading now, ok again, thanks your welcome.
www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/f...
www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/f...
'Tis true- obviously, irrefutably, indubitably.
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
'Tis true- obviously, irrefutably, indubitably.
*Seconds after the alien arrival: first contact! A momentous inter-species, multiplantery occasion for the ages!
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
September 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
*Seconds after the alien arrival: first contact! A momentous inter-species, multiplantery occasion for the ages!
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
Dunno bout no "Joe Rogan of the Left"
How's bout an "Abbie Hoffman" of the...(already had one, drat) K, I present "Larry Kramer" of(what's that, him too, fudge) Mr. "Allen Ginsburg" (nope? dang) "Saul Alinsky" (frreal, shit) "Ella Baker" (you're joshin) "Fred Hampton" (ectoplasm!)
Noooo
(Hopeless)
How's bout an "Abbie Hoffman" of the...(already had one, drat) K, I present "Larry Kramer" of(what's that, him too, fudge) Mr. "Allen Ginsburg" (nope? dang) "Saul Alinsky" (frreal, shit) "Ella Baker" (you're joshin) "Fred Hampton" (ectoplasm!)
Noooo
(Hopeless)
September 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Dunno bout no "Joe Rogan of the Left"
How's bout an "Abbie Hoffman" of the...(already had one, drat) K, I present "Larry Kramer" of(what's that, him too, fudge) Mr. "Allen Ginsburg" (nope? dang) "Saul Alinsky" (frreal, shit) "Ella Baker" (you're joshin) "Fred Hampton" (ectoplasm!)
Noooo
(Hopeless)
How's bout an "Abbie Hoffman" of the...(already had one, drat) K, I present "Larry Kramer" of(what's that, him too, fudge) Mr. "Allen Ginsburg" (nope? dang) "Saul Alinsky" (frreal, shit) "Ella Baker" (you're joshin) "Fred Hampton" (ectoplasm!)
Noooo
(Hopeless)
How does one best express centrist ideals during an active genocide?
"That's ok, y'all go ahead, imma probably catch the next one"
?!?!
"That's ok, y'all go ahead, imma probably catch the next one"
?!?!
a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck with the words adult swim on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black turtleneck with the words adult swim on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
How does one best express centrist ideals during an active genocide?
"That's ok, y'all go ahead, imma probably catch the next one"
?!?!
"That's ok, y'all go ahead, imma probably catch the next one"
?!?!
& something much slower...
youtu.be/-BEry34VaKY?...
youtu.be/-BEry34VaKY?...
September 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
& something much slower...
youtu.be/-BEry34VaKY?...
youtu.be/-BEry34VaKY?...