@pacifistbatman.bsky.social
They might assemble a super group. Think Traveling Wilburys of the shittiest sperm often wins cuz nada makes sense or fails to inspire, taking up lobotomy collecting. Chueng & AI spit bars, Elon nods ketmine lolling neck approval & RFK Jr delivers death metal jackhammer solos for the BDSM-ASMR peeps
September 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
They might assemble a super group. Think Traveling Wilburys of the shittiest sperm often wins cuz nada makes sense or fails to inspire, taking up lobotomy collecting. Chueng & AI spit bars, Elon nods ketmine lolling neck approval & RFK Jr delivers death metal jackhammer solos for the BDSM-ASMR peeps
Our cult of productivity loves to push the scarcity myth. Meanwhile...
September 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Our cult of productivity loves to push the scarcity myth. Meanwhile...
Good old romance scammers, man, maybe im too nice. You'd figure "im in infosec" would be the kiss of death, but nah...an intrepid one, this one is. A novice sith though methinks...
September 9, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Good old romance scammers, man, maybe im too nice. You'd figure "im in infosec" would be the kiss of death, but nah...an intrepid one, this one is. A novice sith though methinks...
Geuss you got out when the gettin was good pops. R.i.p. Gerald R.
September 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Geuss you got out when the gettin was good pops. R.i.p. Gerald R.
Perhaps you have many AI issue proofreading error flags, eh Microsoft?
September 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Perhaps you have many AI issue proofreading error flags, eh Microsoft?
Reading gooood, please yes be reading now, ok again, thanks your welcome.
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September 4, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reading gooood, please yes be reading now, ok again, thanks your welcome.
www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/f...
www.versobooks.com/blogs/news/f...
'Tis true- obviously, irrefutably, indubitably.
September 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
'Tis true- obviously, irrefutably, indubitably.
*Seconds after the alien arrival: first contact! A momentous inter-species, multiplantery occasion for the ages!
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
September 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
*Seconds after the alien arrival: first contact! A momentous inter-species, multiplantery occasion for the ages!
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
Alien: "Take me to you leaders"
Average joe: "Are you like, 100% dude?"
*brandishing raygun
"Bro chill, I just dont get it, ok? Remember, you asked & shit, don't laser the messenger"
I concur...
September 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I concur...
Ah, there goes Chuck Schumer & the military industrial complex. Hi Chuckles!
(Fuuuuck)
(Fuuuuck)
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ah, there goes Chuck Schumer & the military industrial complex. Hi Chuckles!
(Fuuuuck)
(Fuuuuck)
🧊 🧊 👶
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Yup
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Yup
September 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
🧊 🧊 👶
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Yup
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Yup
Vicious beasty beastie
September 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Vicious beasty beastie
Speakin of racist dog whistlin, mustn't forget the OG. Prime Sith Zaddy of facist wetdreams. Greatest mongerer & purveyor of ism-s & schism-s. The ghoul to first drop the "make Mmrrerica great again" bar you gleefully ganked. Give it up for our ickiest, most putrid vile & reprehensible dead prez...
September 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Speakin of racist dog whistlin, mustn't forget the OG. Prime Sith Zaddy of facist wetdreams. Greatest mongerer & purveyor of ism-s & schism-s. The ghoul to first drop the "make Mmrrerica great again" bar you gleefully ganked. Give it up for our ickiest, most putrid vile & reprehensible dead prez...
"They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people"
(How you picture your racist dog whistling)
(How ears connected to functional brains do)
(How you picture your racist dog whistling)
(How ears connected to functional brains do)
September 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people"
(How you picture your racist dog whistling)
(How ears connected to functional brains do)
(How you picture your racist dog whistling)
(How ears connected to functional brains do)
"Genes passed down from parents...determining traits like hair color, personality & even eye color. My jeans are BLARHGRAKARGLEGOROG!"
September 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Genes passed down from parents...determining traits like hair color, personality & even eye color. My jeans are BLARHGRAKARGLEGOROG!"
What a time to be alive.
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
What a time to be alive.
Who wore it better?
September 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Who wore it better?
Im too lyrical for mumble rap
September 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Im too lyrical for mumble rap
🧊🧊👶
(This is fine, everything's fine)
(This is fine, everything's fine)
September 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
🧊🧊👶
(This is fine, everything's fine)
(This is fine, everything's fine)
I need to take more pretentious photos.
September 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I need to take more pretentious photos.
Gotta catch 'em all.
August 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Gotta catch 'em all.
No more Jiggy for that man, he's cut off
(aw yeah, got 'im, timely as ever, you needn't tell me what the culture may or may not be feeling sir or madame)
On a less cynical postnote. Have you talked to your Will Smith lately? Have you considered your Will Smith may not be ok? Mental health frreal.
(aw yeah, got 'im, timely as ever, you needn't tell me what the culture may or may not be feeling sir or madame)
On a less cynical postnote. Have you talked to your Will Smith lately? Have you considered your Will Smith may not be ok? Mental health frreal.
August 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No more Jiggy for that man, he's cut off
(aw yeah, got 'im, timely as ever, you needn't tell me what the culture may or may not be feeling sir or madame)
On a less cynical postnote. Have you talked to your Will Smith lately? Have you considered your Will Smith may not be ok? Mental health frreal.
(aw yeah, got 'im, timely as ever, you needn't tell me what the culture may or may not be feeling sir or madame)
On a less cynical postnote. Have you talked to your Will Smith lately? Have you considered your Will Smith may not be ok? Mental health frreal.
Tomahtoh tomaytoh
August 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tomahtoh tomaytoh
Speaking of work, I see Ms Doggo has already done hers for the day (perhaps she's even logged some OT on what perhaps used to be driftwood or bric a brac, now a whispy whisper of its former fulsomeness, a corpse of a bygone corpulent thingy)
August 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Speaking of work, I see Ms Doggo has already done hers for the day (perhaps she's even logged some OT on what perhaps used to be driftwood or bric a brac, now a whispy whisper of its former fulsomeness, a corpse of a bygone corpulent thingy)
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.